I think he can do it

Corpses waiting for me to have a full conversation with them:

They took the fucking disc drive out

Who's the knight, Brian?

Kefka becoming self-aware in Dancing Mad Ultimate:

First they came for the private jet owners, and I did not speak out because it was funny

I reserve bathroom wall space specifically for piss and/or shit related pieces

What is some variety of walking clock?

CAN'T YOU HEAR THEM CALLING OUT

We goin back to Satu Mare, Romania with this one

Horrible Dilbert Man gone

I love you too, Ancient Meteoric Ore Greatsword

God, the Bibo Incident was such a tragedy. Hopefully we can ensure nothing like that ever... Oh fuck. Oh, FUCK

Heartbroken I didn't think of this first but I'm glad it exists

???? Why?????

AAAAAAH I DON'T WANT TO BE AT WORK I WANT TO GO HOME AND PLAY HADES 2 AAAAAAAAAAAH

Just FYI these are the real characters Musk and Robinson would be in this fuck-ass Lord of the Rings scenario

I believe it was Akon who once said "Yoohoo weehoo"

I know thing are rough right now, but don't worry. I'm on it. Please see my credentials below.

J.K. Simmons, from...?

no fucking way??????