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key

@kmillz

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key@kmillz· 16d

🥹🩷🥹🩷🥹🩷 (here’s a tiny foot for you)

smillz arm with a teeny tiny baby foot with five teeny tiny toes poking out of a green blanket

key@kmillz· 16d

life update: i’ve got a full heart and a full camera roll 🩷

key’s birth announcement photo for her baby girl. key (a tan woman with long brunette hair) sits in a hospital bed with purple pajamas and sunglasses on softly smiling down at her baby in one arm and holding a coffee in the other hand. the baby is wearing a white and purple outfit and her little feet are sticking out so you can see them. the baby’s face has been covered with a pink heart emoji. in the background there’s a light teal/turquoise colored wall covered with a multicolored happy birthday sign and decorations (celebrating the baby’s birth day).

key@kmillz· Jul 11

it was 10k i swear!

key@kmillz· Jul 10

a white and grey cat looking out a window with a pink bow on its head, a lit cigarette in one paw, and a disappointed look on its face

key@kmillz· Jul 7

i am so surprised

screenshot that says no results found for "imagine hating me and i'm just shitting"

screenshot that says no results found for "imagine hating me and i'm just here taking shits"

screenshot that says no results found for "imagine hating me and i'm just taking a shit"

key@kmillz· May 5

“keep paying the dick forward”

screenshot of a received message from my bestie that is navigating dating in 2026 that reads “I just had the best idea ever

I'm gonna screenshot any of the ones I get and send the last guys dick pic to the new guys dick pic and keep paying the dick forwad”

((she meant to type forward obviously))

key@kmillz· May 1

oilers lost so now zach hyman gets to go play soccer during the off season

picture taken from an overhead view of the anaheim ducks vs edmonton oilers game. the photo features the ducks net, ducks goalie, two ducks players, and two oilers players. in the goalies crease, edmonton player zach hyman is seen with the puck right next to his skate. this is a screenshot of a video that shows him kicking the puck into the net. the “goal” didn’t count because he kicked it in.

key@kmillz· Apr 30

i’ve never posted thirst before, am i doing this right?

a photo of key in huntington beach she is facing away from the camera wearing a cheeky orange bathing suit and her arms are holding the sides of her bottoms like she’s fixing them. she’s looking slightly down and to the right and her hair is up in a bun. a dragon tattoo is seen on the upper left side of her back. the water is green, blue, and white as it splashes around her and the pier is seen in the background.

key@kmillz· Apr 11

i’m doing great

a screenshot of imessage texts
sent: also i just cried
received: Whyyyy
sent: bc mcdonald’s breakfast is over but i wanted a sausage biscuit

key@kmillz· Apr 9

me rn

pedro pascal laying in bed with his face lit by the light from his phone screen. he’s smiling at his phone screen like something he’s reading made him happy

key@kmillz· Apr 9

hell yea i love @jewkrainian.bsky.social

screenshot of ngl message that reads “is phil your favorite person who’s name starts with ph?”

key@kmillz· Apr 4

two pictures of bruno mars in the top picture he’s covering his eyes with his hand and looking away and in the bottom picture he’s looking toward the camera and has moved his hand upwards and peeking

key@kmillz· Apr 4

yes! smillz and i actually met @lacroixboi.dadguy.help last year. hoping to meet more peeps too ◡̈

screenshot of ngl message that reads “have you met anyone from bluesky in real life?”

key@kmillz· Apr 4

last i checked the answer to this was yes, what say you @smillz.lol ?

screenshot of ngl message that reads “are you actually married”

key@kmillz· Apr 4

calling my mom to tell her someone thinks i’m cool af🫪🫪🫪 also, key is short for hockey hehe🏒

screenshot of ngl message that reads “why is your name key is it because you unlocked how to be cool af”

key@kmillz· Apr 4

IDK IF YOU THINK IM DELIGHTFUL I HIGHLY RECOMMEND ALSO CHECKING OUT @shortking.boston

screenshot of ngl message that reads “key why are you so delightful? -not slacey”

key@kmillz· Apr 4

back at ya titfucker!

a screenshot of a ngl message that reads “give yer balls a tug”

key@kmillz· Apr 4

i love you back whoever sent this😭🫂 i try real hard to be a ray of sunshine 🖤

screenshot of ngl message that reads: “i love you. thanks for brightening up my day every time you show up on my timeline.”

key@kmillz· Apr 4

my favorite pasta dish i think would have to be lobster ravioli w white sauce 😮‍💨

screenshot of a ngl message that reads “keyyyyyyy! what is your favorite pasta dish!?”

key@kmillz· Apr 4

hi ♡ i hope you have a great weekend too!

screenshot of a ngl message that reads “we don’t interact very often at all (maybe once), but i just wanted to stop in and say hi. i hope you have a great weekend

key@kmillz· Apr 4

i am a virgo (if this is bad news, don’t tell me)

screenshot of a ngl message that says “what’s your sign”

key@kmillz· Apr 4

it’s true, there was a time i could reply to most posts w this

a screen snip from finding nemo where dory is extremely close to the camera and staring intently with the caption “waiting for hog”

key@kmillz· Mar 27

woah alber why would you post that

a post from alber that reads “we are the posting police were part of acab” (it’s been edited obviously)

key@kmillz· Mar 27

omw

arthur’s sister dw riding a bike with a pink and white helmet and a determined look on her face caption reads “may god have mercy on my enemies because i won’t!”

key@kmillz· Mar 27

i’ve been laughing at this for the past 30 min and decided i need to share it alt: ryan gosling on SNL he has medium-long blonde hair and dark brown facial hair. he’s wearing an outrageous sparkly red and gold suit and some aviators w orange lenses

key@kmillz· Mar 23

idk who needs to hear this but let’s not say shit like this to ppl

a screenshot of an instagram dm i received yesterday at 7:31 pm that reads “girl make a baby now hehe” i replied “huh lol” bc the audacity? who says something like that? and they replied “when you gina have a baby of your own girl?” making it even worse.

key@kmillz· Mar 23

been busy but i’m alive 🖤

key (a tan woman with long dark hair) smiles softly (without showing her teeth) in a selfie. she wears a black t-shirt under a white denim shacket. she wears two silver necklaces, one has a rose quartz pendant on it. she also has two small silver hoop piercings in her nostril and a silver septum piercing. there’s a small sliver of sunlight hitting her hair and eyes and in the background you can see tan walls and a small portion of a window and curtains but they’re blurry due to the photo being taken in portrait mode.

key@kmillz· Mar 14

what they think your dick looks like:

a close up of the little thing from alien (smillz says it’s called a chest burster which is an infant form of a xenomorph) it’s phallic shaped but it’s got an open mouth w tiny teeth

key@kmillz· Mar 14

jessica walter as lucille bluth in arrested development. it’s the scene where she is talking to michael and saying “it’s one banana michael what could it cost? ten dollars?” there’s no words on the picture and a speech bubble has been added to the bottom so it looks like she’s saying “it’s one breath blair what could it cost, $20?”

key@kmillz· Mar 2

so stressed i might have to go get a pack

a picture of a box of lucky lights candy cigarettes (it’s a white box with red writing, a yellow horseshoe, and a green four leaf clover) with a blue sky background with white clouds