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oweary

@koncertjunkie

Lapsed artist. Lapsed editor. Host to lap cats.

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oweary@koncertjunkie· 11h

Who died and made Third Rail boss?

Above a subway platform, a yellow sign reads: emergency third rail power trip.

oweary@koncertjunkie· 6d

Empress makes a pretty gimlet!

A gimlet made with Empress indigo gin in a coupe glass with a hollow stem, garnished with a coiled lime twist. The lime juice has turned the gin pink.

oweary@koncertjunkie· 13d

Every tag taken

A white flyer taped to a light post that says:

Too much AI?

Can’t stop doomscrolling?

Worried about the future?

There were tear-off tags at the bottom, but they’re all gone. Perhaps within minutes of posting. Seconds, even.

oweary@koncertjunkie· Jul 15

Oh my gawd

The Tanks as kittens, both in my lap. Sherman is blissed out at the bottom of the pile, with his eyes closed and head thrown back. Panzer is on top of Sherman and staring me down. They are not kittens anymore, but they are still exactly like this.

oweary@koncertjunkie· Jul 15

Happy Tankaversary, boys!

Panzer the Siamese and Sherman the orange and white tabby, four years ago to the day. Panzer is loafed in my lap. Sherman is cuddling a kickeroo toy. They are wee and eepy and innocent looking. Which is how they get you.

Panzer the Siamese as a kitten, asleep on his back in my lap, with my arm across his chest. You can see his neuter-day tattoo on a shaved patch of his very fluffy belly.

Sherman the orange and white tabby has scaled my back and is nuzzling my head while hugging my neck. We are both four years younger. He wears it better.

Sherman the orange and white tabby is sleeping so hard that he has face planted in my lap. He still does this.

oweary@koncertjunkie· Jul 13

Picture purrfect

Figs the handsome black cat, Sherman the orange and white tabby, and Panzer the Siamese are arrayed across the foot of my bed. Figs on the left is flopped on his side facing away from the others. Sherman is loafed in the center looking toward Figs, and Panzer is sitting upright on the right looking toward the other two. They look like a feline bar chart. Each is on his own leopard print thermal mat on a teal and white ginkgo-pattered bedspread.

oweary@koncertjunkie· Jul 11

Trapped

Panzer the Siamese is soundly asleep on top of me as I lie on the sofa. The deeper he sleeps, the more he weighs. This is cat physics 101.

oweary@koncertjunkie· Jul 6

And this, of course

A stack of books: The Things We Never Say, Elizabeth Strout; Murder on 34th Street, Mariah Fredericks (ARC); Life:A Love Story, Elizabeth Berg; Heart the Lover, Lily King; The Land and Its People, David Sedaris; The Hill, Harriet Clark; Contrapposto, Dave Eggers; and The Bookstore, Lennox, Mass., Matthew Tannenbaum.

oweary@koncertjunkie· Jul 5

Celebrated St. James Day in the usual fashion.

James Taylor standing on stage at Tanglewood adjusting the capo on his guitar. He is wearing a white sport coat and a hat with a wide brim.

James Taylor sitting on a stool on stage at Tanglewood, he is cradling his guitar under his right arm and looking word the audience. He is wearing a blue sport coat and a hat with a wide brim.

James Taylor sitting on a stool on stage at Tanglewood, playing his guitar. He is wearing a white sport coat and a wide brimmed hat. On the left, Andrea Zonn is standing singing into a microphone. On the right, just behind James’s left shoulder, his son Henry is singing into a microphone. In the distance to the far right, Blue Lou Marini is playing a clarinet. To the far left is Larry Goldings on keyboard.

oweary@koncertjunkie· Jun 28

Where Figs?

A dining room interior photographed from floor level. There is a burgundy and gold patterned rug on a wide plank floor beneath a long dark teak dining table. In the background is a curved sidebar with a front of green wood tiles that sits beneath a collection of masks from Ghana that are hanging on a brick wall. On the rug, not quite under the table, are two cardboard boxes, one standing on its end and placed inside another, shorter box. Curiously, the larger box has eyes.

oweary@koncertjunkie· Jun 27

Good morning, happy Caturday, now—wait what’s that?

Sherman the orange and white tabby is standing over the camera but got distracted by something above. He is pointing his nose to the ceiling. There is totally something up there. Something only Sherman can see.

oweary@koncertjunkie· Jun 27

Good morning, happy Caturday, now get up.

Panzer the Siamese is looming over the camera with an expectant look on his face.

oweary@koncertjunkie· Jun 18

He is in love

oweary@koncertjunkie· Jun 18

@jeffmooredev.bsky.social is their favorite visitor for a reason

Figs the handsome black cat is on his hind legs, head back, claws and fangs exposed in unhinged pursuit of something above his head. The Tanks are hanging back, observing, for the moment.

oweary@koncertjunkie· Jun 16

Sleeping on the job.

Sherman the orange and white tabby and Panzer the Siamese are each curled up in their respective bunk beds, which are attached to the corner of my desk. How am I supposed to work with all this cute?

oweary@koncertjunkie· Jun 13

I am stealth

A battered Amazon box sits on a patterned rug with all four flaps open. Inside, a wad of brown kraft paper, and a fierce predator waiting in ambush.

oweary@koncertjunkie· Jun 11

Where Figs?

My messy desk in front of two tall, over-filled bookcases. Sherman the orange and white tabby is curled in the top bunk of a desk-mounted cat bed looking startled. My monitor has sprouted a pair of alert-looking ears.

oweary@koncertjunkie· Jun 10

What is he looking at?

Sherman the orange and white tabby is looking intently, and goofily, at something. Something no one else can see.

oweary@koncertjunkie· Jun 8

Grapefruit G&T after (sadly) a long day’s work

A tall thin glass with a swirled ribbed patter filled with a delicately pink cocktail, garnished with pink grapefruit, fresh rosemary, and juniper berries.

1.5 gin, 1 elderflower liqueur, 1.5 fresh pink grapefruit juice, couple dashes of grapefruit rosemary bitters, tonic

oweary@koncertjunkie· Jun 6

This is new. RIP my lamp, probably.

oweary@koncertjunkie· Jun 6

Breakfast now? How about now? Or now?

Panzer the Siamese is sitting on me in bed and looking expectantly right at the camera. He would like me to get up. He is also holding me down. We are at an impasse.

oweary@koncertjunkie· Jun 2

Ballot inspector

Panzer the Siamese is sitting on a sealed ballot on top of a slim cabinet. He is looking officiously at something or someone off camera, to the left. There will be no monkey business on his watch.

oweary@koncertjunkie· May 23

Happy Caturday

Panzer the Siamese is having a little nap. He has slid off my lap except for is head and one hind foot sticking up in the air. He is using my wrist as a pillow.

oweary@koncertjunkie· May 1

I wanna hold your hand

Sherman the orange and white tabby is sleeping on his back against my hip. He is curled in a circle, head touching one hind paw, with one front paw curled to his chest and the other reaching out to me. We are holding hands.

oweary@koncertjunkie· Apr 29

Guess my cutting board is a cat bed now

Panzer the Siamese is sitting on a cutting board made from recycled oak barrels. He is puffed up with a mix of pride and defiance. He is not allowed on the counter. He is not a rules-following kind of guy.

oweary@koncertjunkie· Apr 28

Think I need a new accounting team

Three cats are lounging in various states of inactivity upon a dining room table strewn with papers: Panzer the Siamese is crouched upon the unpaid bills in the foreground. Figs the handsome black cat sits upon the paid invoices in the middle with head averted, rather pointedly not looking at Sherman. Sherman the orange and white tabby, who is NOT the LEAST BIT jealous or insecure, glowers from the high ground (a stack of boxes) in the distance.

oweary@koncertjunkie· Apr 11

No remorse

oweary@koncertjunkie· Apr 11

He hears my stomach growling and yet he does not care

Panzer the Siamese is half in my flowered pajama-clad lap, eyes closed and chocolatey front paws folded together. He is the picture of contentment. I, on the other hand, am hungry and out of coffee.

oweary@koncertjunkie· Apr 10

Look at this brave guy

Sherman the orange and white tabby just chill as can be at the vet. He spent most of the visit purring his fool head off, wiggling on his back on the exam table, and scarfing churus while being pierced and probed.

oweary@koncertjunkie· Apr 6

Good thing I’m right handed

Sherman the orange and white tabby is resting is chin on the back of my left hand, eyes closed. He’s got me where he wants me and he’s not budging.