L4UREN

@l4uren

So glad to be here. I’m here to enjoy all the funny, smart, and interesting observations that y’all make! And maybe make some of my own. Excuse me while I hit “follow” with abandon.

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L4UREN@l4uren· 7d

The “sexual identity generator” says I’m a warty orangutan. Fine by me.

L4UREN@l4uren· Jun 17

Name a TV show you’re positive no one remembers but you.

L4UREN@l4uren· Dec 15

I don't actually think he wrote this. The sentiment is surely his, but the complexity of these sentences is beyond his capability.

L4UREN@l4uren· Aug 17

The meme with the three spiderman pointing at each other.

L4UREN@l4uren· Jul 1

Born Free (1966)

A promotional photo for the 1966 film Born Free, featuring the faces of two female lions amongst the tall grass.

L4UREN@l4uren· Dec 12

When he was named PotY in 2016, it was arguably an ominously lit picture and some thought the M was intentionally placed to look like devils horns on his head. This year, the photo composition is much more flattering to him. He meets the criteria, fair enough. But I wish they’d used his mug shot.

TIME magazine cover in 2016 when Trump was person of the year. It’s darkly lit, has an ominous make-up. Seems kinda 1940s-esq in its styling.

TIME cover in 2024, it brightly lit and flattering to Trump. The composition signals hope and light, which is total bullshit.

L4UREN@l4uren· Sep 21

I was lucky enough to see Guster last night at a private event. Love them!

L4UREN@l4uren· Aug 20

rickriordan.com/rick-riordan... I assume you’ve heard of Rick Riordan Presents books, but just in case.

3:21
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Rick Riordan Presents is one small branch of the Disney-Hyperion Publishing family.
We aim to publish about four books a year.
All these will be books that my editor Stephanie Lurie and I feel will appeal to kids who like my books. In other words, they will probably be some type of middle grade adventure, with lots of humor and action, and probably draw on myth or folklore in some way.
Our goal is to publish great middle grade authors from underrepresented cultures and backgrounds, to let them tell their own stories inspired by the mythology and folklore of their own heritage. Over the years, I've gotten many questions from my fans about whether I might write about various world mythologies, but in most cases I knew I wasn't the best person to write those books. Much better, I thought, to use my experience and my platform at Disney to put the spotlight on other great writers who are actually from those cultures and know the mythologies* better than I do.

L4UREN@l4uren· Aug 20

Like, he’s never NOT done it! He even did in the 2016 primaries he didn’t win! www.politico.com/story/2016/0...

"Ted Cruz didn't win Iowa, he illegally stole it. That is why all of the polls were so wrong any [sic] why he got more votes than anticipated. Bad!" Trump tweeted Wednesday morning. The tweet disappeared within minutes of posting and was replaced by with another that no longer included the word "illegally."
He followed up with an ultimatum:
"Based on the fraud committed by
Senator Ted Cruz during the Iowa
Caucus, either a new election should take place or Cruz results nullified," he tweeted. Trump said later Wednesday that he'll likely sue. "I probably will; what he did is unthinkable," he said during an interview with Boston Herald Radio.

L4UREN@l4uren· Jul 28

A photo of Bob Ross making a painting with the text “and we’ll put a happy little birthday over here”

L4UREN@l4uren· Jun 12

I have such a similar painting on my wall, I have to share. I wonder if they are paintings of the same place! (I have no idea the story behind mine or who painted it tho).

L4UREN@l4uren· Jun 1

Pride manicure! 💅

L4UREN@l4uren· May 11

Aurora borealis as seen from northern #Vermont.

Photo of the Northern Lights, pink and purple streaks in a night sky, with some trees in the foreground. A few stars are also visible.

The northern lights visible in the night sky, as seen from northern Vermont.

Aurora borealis, with pink and purple streaks across a nighttime sky, with some faint stars visible too.

L4UREN@l4uren· Apr 9

Best I could get with my iPhone.

L4UREN@l4uren· Mar 31

The Easter bunny hides lacrosse balls instead of eggs at our house.

A bright orange lacrosse ball balanced in tue crotch of a tree.

A bright blue lacrosse ball balanced in the crotch of a tree.

A bright green lacrosse ball wedged between two pieces of wood.

L4UREN@l4uren· Mar 28

Reskeet with the first album you brought with your own money

Album cover of 3 Years, 5 Months and 2 Days In The Life Of… by Arrested Development
Cover art shows the 5 band members at various depths, in different poses, standing in a brown grass field with blue sky above. A bare tree is in the distance.

L4UREN@l4uren· Mar 24

May everyone’s Sunday be this glorious.

An 85 lbs red Labrador has somehow contorted himself into a folding chair. He sunbathes, unbothered, in the early spring sunshine.

L4UREN@l4uren· Mar 21

Providing alt text can also be fun! On top of describing the photo, I love to put a little joke or something in there. It’s a fun challenge. For example:

A red Labrador retriever poses outdoors in late summer, regal, surrounded by grassy greens and wildflowers. He looks magnificent; he smells less so.

L4UREN@l4uren· Feb 8

I found out today, the injured hawk I captured and sent to a rehab facility last month had to be euthanized. He was unable to recover from his injuries well enough to be released. At least he had a pain-free death. RIP big guy.

An injured red tail hawk looks at the camera.

An injured red tail hawk shows his white underbelly, lying on frozen ground.

L4UREN@l4uren· Dec 19

Reskeet a perfect album that came out when you were 16.

Album Cover: Wyclef Jean presents The Carnival featuring Refugee Allstars

L4UREN@l4uren· Dec 14

I’m wrapping presents while listening to this podcast. My word, this story is unreal.

Pictured is the advertisement for a podcast titled “Mortal Sin” by Dateline. It depicts a house in flames, in the style of stained glass, like a church window.

L4UREN@l4uren· Nov 13

Reskeet with an iconic fictional band.

Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem, aka The Muppets Band

L4UREN@l4uren· Oct 30

A full moon, framed by pink flowers in the foreground.

A glowing Jack O Lantern with sharp teeth and triangle eyes.

L4UREN@l4uren· Oct 19

This is my current favorite flavor.

Cans of Polar Seltzer in Strawberry Watermelon flavor.

L4UREN@l4uren· Oct 18

Behold, my next-dog-neighbor, Poppy. She is the pinnacle of high fashion and self-confidence. But she wants to know, does this outfit make her ass look big? #BootsWithTheFur

A small fluffy dog wears a tight fitting, fluorescent pink unitard. She looks outrageous in the best way.

L4UREN@l4uren· Oct 16

Yesterday we foraged and ate this wild mushroom, whose name escapes me, and we lived to tell the tale.

Foraged white mushrooms that look like sea coral.

L4UREN@l4uren· Oct 14

My great-aunt gave me this pearl as a pendant when I graduated from high school, and I just recently had it turned sideways like a bead. Yours reminds me of mine!

Picture of a single pearl on a gold chain necklace.

L4UREN@l4uren· Oct 11

pet nap posting go

A big red dog naps on his favorite chair with his tongue out.

Closeup of big red dog’s nose as he naps on his favorite chair.

L4UREN@l4uren· Oct 11

Anyway. You guys wanna see my dog? This is him. He’s pretty naughty but we love him.

A red colored dog sits in jumble of grass and flowers. He is very handsome.

L4UREN@l4uren· Sep 28

I’ve always been curious but intimidated by this book. But I came across it in a free pile yesterday, so I snatched it up. I’m only on chapter 2 but it’s already GOOOOD! I’m so psyched for an awesome, long book!