lt. winslow
@lieutenantwinslow
half monkey. half jew.
its not like jeter gift bags but I do be sending them home with resistance propaganda. don't judge me
i went & saw the Odyssey instead but this is the jist I've gotten from bsky
skin cancer seeing the fanbases involved in that 3rd place match
[sighhhhhhhh] pat and andy whiffing on the most important offseason acquisition... again.
just fucking once i would like to read @davidjroth.bsky.social and be able to enjoy it without immediately feel awash in a profound feeling of inadequacy over the fact that i will never, ever, write this well.
i don't want anyone getting doxed but I also would like to zelle some beer money to the grand juror who told the AUA that her indictment was and still is a crock of shit
sometimes you have to dig deep to find the silver lining. sometimes it's right there hiding in plain sight
@hollyanderson.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social @celebrityhottub.bsky.social @jasonkirk.fyi i have donated one dollar for every rushing yard miami had against the florida gators this year ron roberts out here trying to bankrupt me faster than my soon to be ex wife