Lucy Abbotts
@lucyabbotts
Words and humour. Not medicine but a tonic at least.
BBC sneaking judgey articles in amongst the practicalities of results day.
Count Binface has already shown how effectively he can photobomb - there will be only comedy footage from what Farage clearly hopes will be a profound moment he can clip up. He doesn’t get to shriek that it’s a fix (his former mantra). And the investigation into him carries on - lose lose lose. Aww.
I ripped off a joke which originally involved Topic chocolate bars, but it’s a victimless crime.
Blatantly not true but nice try, freeze peacher. It’s not merely a differing viewpoint, it’s one bereft of reason. You really can’t bothsides bigotry, and nor should you try unless you feel the need to excuse it. www.collinsdictionary.com/dictionary/e...
The jokes, they write themselves - almost. Superb. @privateeyenews.bsky.social
We’re going to be treated to acres of this kind of insightful analysts aren’t we? #AndyBurnham #ThankyouKeirStarmer
The final is going to feel anticlimactic. Incredible. Djokovic/Auger-Aliassime #Wimbledon
‘Yeah the boys insisted I stand with them, made me stand next to, uh, Trump I think his name is…’
The ridiculous thing is that thanks to those who, like you, prey on people’s reluctance in the face of actual evidence, such progress is likely to slow. It was the age of stupidity. Cheers, you won, etc.
I mean you feel grudging sympathy until (brilliantly) Metro ends the piece with your man’s current thoughts on the Conservatives.
They seem a trifle tense. Bless the whole 14 of them - a red phone box would have been more emblematic.
Next you’ll be telling us the plumbing firm is a hurriedly thrown-together phoenix company - oh.
Happy 39th of the month to Mondaine wearers everywhere. #Mondaine #SwissWatches
‘It is literally impossible for me to take any learning away from any event ever as I am a gormless idiot.’