Mardoch

@mardoch

Metalhead, developer, parent, gamer...the order of which is fluid...except for the metal. He/him/they, cis @Gwunhar from twitter

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Mardoch@mardoch· 15d

comedy game

Mardoch@mardoch· 19d

I've seen this prompt a bunch but not yet Morena Baccarin as Inara from Firefly. Still one of the most strikingly beautiful women I've ever seen in a series of fantastic dresses.

Morena Baccarin in a pink silky dress as Inara from Firefly

Mardoch@mardoch· 20d

It's LG's fault.

Microsoft has intervened to stop Windows 11 users with LG monitors from being bombarded with annoying McAfee trial pop-ups. In response to complaints about the LG bloatware, Microsoft’s Windows chief, Pavan Davuluri, said that LG has agreed to immediately disable the McAfee pop-up from its LG Monitor App Installer, and pledged that Microsoft will “keep improving here with our ecosystem partners.”

This crackdown follows backlash about large pop-up ads for McAfee antivirus and LG’s own apps appearing on Windows 11 PCs after being connected to LG monitors. Upon connection, a Windows driver update was silently installing LG driver updates and the LG Monitor App Installer without explicit permission from the user — with reports about the auto-installing issue dating back to 2024.

Mardoch@mardoch· Jul 13

I'm not entirely sure why I'm closing in on 100% of DS3 so aggressively, but uh, all of the objectively worst parts are done now so I may as well cruise through the rest as I feel like it. My autism has a serious affinity for grinding, so here we are lol

A screenshot of my Dark Souls 3 Master of Miracles (acquire all miracles) achievement, which has a 6.6% rate

Mardoch@mardoch· Jul 1

S H I V S

Mardoch@mardoch· Jun 16

This is an awesome idea. The whole article is great, but I especially like the potential of this call to action. Don't come here and help us make money to oppress you. Starve our ghouls.

The NAACP and the Congressional Black Caucus (CBC) understand that. In response to the Supreme Court’s decision, the organizations launched “Out of Bounds” — a campaign urging Black athletes, families, alumni, and fans to withhold their labor, consumer dollars, and cultural capital from states attacking Black voting rights. It hits directly at the heart of Southern identity: 12 of the SEC’s 16 member schools sit within states currently targeting Black voters. To strike directly at these flagship institutions is to expose the raw mechanics of Southern capitalism — a system that, for centuries, has exploited Black labor for revenue while systematically dismantling Black civil and human rights.

Mardoch@mardoch· May 25

well, that was a satisfying win

Mardoch@mardoch· May 19

2026 so far summed up

screenshot of a signal chat

my friend: How goes your morning?
me: it exists
me: i don't want to die at least, so that's an improvement over yesterday
me: well, at least not for meds kicking my ass reasons

Mardoch@mardoch· May 15

one simple trick to make your life significantly better!

Mardoch@mardoch· Apr 14

reposting with alt text because it deserves it i've never been a Bleach fan, but i might be a Kubo fan after this lol

I'm going to say this because there are some people who seem not to understand. What readers have is not the right to change the story of a work. What they have is the right to choose whether they will read it or not. If you don't like it, then just stop reading.

If you have the talent to create something more interesting than Bleach, then you should immediately become a mangaka. If it's really more interesting, you will definitely have more success than Bleach.

If you say you don't know how to draw, then work hard, become an editor, and give advice to mangaka. If you really have talent, you'll be welcome anywhere.

But if you have no talent, don't make an effort, and still complain about those who give their best - if you're the kind of person who only gets in the way of those working hard - then go hide somewhere, keep your eyes closed, your mouth shut, and live off the rain and the dirt.

Mardoch@mardoch· Mar 31

It's really cool that sitting senator John Kennedy can just send out these soliciting texts lying his ass off while also being phonier than usual. We don't have counties you fucking pricks, we have parishes. Get your bullshit out of my face. I damned sure never promised you money, motherfucker.

a screenshot of a text in Textra on Android

FROM 504-229-0409

"You promised to chip in $25 before my EOQ deadline, that's approaching quicker than a greased pig at the county fair. {link i'm not transcribing} Stop to end"

(my response)
I didn't promise shit, stop fucking lying you nazi fucks

"You have been unsubscribed"

Mardoch@mardoch· Mar 14

Hello Lenten my old friend I've come to fry with you again

A full size sheet pan line with paper towels and a wire rack with 3 lbs of golden brown fried shrimp on it sitting in my oven to keep warm

Mardoch@mardoch· Mar 11

How to prove that you love your child? Do quadratic equations on your fucking phone keyboard to help them debug where they went wrong.

An android screenshot of a notepad app doing the following quadratic formula steps:

5w^2 +7w - 4 = 5w

5w^2 + 2w - 4 = 0

-2 ± - sqrt(2^2 - 4(5*4))
/
2*5

-2 ± - sqrt(4 - (-4(20)))
/
10

-2 ± - sqrt(4 + 80)
/
10

-2 ± - sqrt(84)
/
10

Mardoch@mardoch· Feb 16

In hindsight I suppose this says some things about me lol

The album cover for Nevermore's Dead Heart in a Dead World

Mardoch@mardoch· Feb 6

a pretty tame #BandcampFriday but hey, it's very early in the year, we got time to get ridiculous later

a Bandcamp purchase list showing the following:

Route 96 by Matteo Mancuso
A Dark Poem, Part II: Sanguis by Green Carnation
The Code is V... Outlive the Code by The Recreant
Elevation by Enshine
GET GOOD by 8-bit & The Single Players

Mardoch@mardoch· Jan 25

Just learned you were doing this, not sure if you still are, but... 300 each with some platform tips/fee coverage www.canmn.org/donate And givebutter.com/bloomingtonma Respectively

A PayPal donation receipt showing $309.43 to Hatch and Flock on January 24, 2026

A PayPal donation receipt showing $354.26 (45 of which was a platform tip) to Bloomington Mutual Aid Fund on January 24, 2026

Mardoch@mardoch· Jan 23

since she doesn't like the responses too much

Elizabeth Jacobs, PhD
@elizabethjacobs.bsky.social

I do think parents should absolutely have the right to choose not to vaccinate their kids.

I also think schools, sports teams, and other clubs or activities should absolutely have the right to exclude those who don’t want to participate in keeping these communities safe by getting vaccinated.

For good reason, most schools have detailed procedures about campus safety. In the current era, these seem to revolve around preventing mass shootings or randos from wandering the halls.

But the bigger threat is quite quickly going to emerge as the spread of vaccine-preventable diseases.

In turn, this will result in very sick kids and teachers, and increased absenteeism, which means less funding for schools.

Teachers already have enough on their plate without having to play dodgeball with vaccine-preventable disease. They have a right to a safe workplace.

Costs will also ring up for substitute teaching, and the ripple effect of student absences will also be the absenteeism of their parents, who may need to stay home with them for weeks. In the best case scenario they have paid leave. This doesn’t apply to huge swathes of the U.S. population.

This in turn causes economic productivity to decline in some cases and people losing their jobs in others.

None of this is just or moral. The harms of undermining vaccines are many and varied. And it’s a direct threat to women in the workforce, who are still expected to be the ones to miss work.

I also think there should be a mechanism for filing lawsuits against parents whose decision not to vaccinate harms another person physically or financially.

Mardoch@mardoch· Dec 30

This isn't published in the DMM yet (608 still ends at 608.10 atm) so I don't have final rule text to work from, but this is overblown atm You can get a day of postmark at the counter by request. Dropbox postmark day-of already wasn't guaranteed public-inspection.federalregister.gov/2025-20740.pdf

Concerns about missed or belatedly applied postmarks. As explained in the Proposed
Rule, DMM Section 608.11 in no way signals a change in our postmarking procedures;
postmarks will continue to be applied to Single-Piece First Class Mail pieces, both letter-
shaped and flat-shaped, in the same manner and to the same extent as before. Of
course, mistakes occur in the normal course of postal operations; the Proposed Rule
explains as much, noting that occasional circumstances may arise where a legible
postmark is not applied (for instance when two mailpieces are stuck together as they run
through a cancelling machine, when the machine runs out of ink or smears when
applying postmarks, and so forth). For this reason, we have informed our customers who
choose to vote by mail that they can “ensure that a postmark is applied to [their] return
ballot by visiting a Postal Service retail [location] and requesting a postmark from a retail
associate when dropping off the ballot.” Kit 600, USPS Postmarking Guidelines (2024),
available at https://about.usps.com/kits/kit600/kit600_039.htm. That same guidance
would also address concerns about postmark dates, as the date on a manual (local)
postmark applied at retail location aligns with the date that the customer tendered the
return ballot for mailing. The present rulemaking, however, does not involve any
operational changes that would increase the frequency of missed or misapplied
postmarks; it is intended to explain the Postal Service’s operational use of the postmark
and to clarify what information postmarks can be reliably taken to convey.

Mardoch@mardoch· Dec 22

to add onto this (and not really but also yes to put the D4 team on blast because come on y'all) this is what it SHOULD look like when you ship placeholders. glaringly obvious "we fucked up" pieces of game. you should be able to spot these assets from a mile away. this is the current patch of D4

a screenshot from the currently live retail version of Diablo 4 showing the Wardrobe UI for my Paladin. The helmet selection is shown and amongst the helmet icons are 2 bright magenta rectangles with the black letters PH in them (first row column 6 and fourth row column 4)

Mardoch@mardoch· Dec 19

BUDDY LET'S TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT THE CAPITAL GAINS RATE EXISTS AT FUCKING ALL

Consider, for example, the cavern of the capital gains tax treatment at death for those with enormous estates. Let’s look at a hypothetical scenario using Elon Musk as a proxy. If he had originally purchased his Tesla stock with, say, $1 billion and held it until his death, and if it were then worth $500 billion, he would never pay the 24 percent federal capital gains tax on the $499 billion profit. Why? Because under the tax code, capital gains are not taxed at death. The tax code provision known as step-up in basis means that when Mr. Musk’s heirs get his stock, they are treated as if they purchased it for $500 billion. So no one pays taxes on the $499 billion capital gain. Ever.

Mardoch@mardoch· Dec 19

He's also fucking lying while he dose it. Only "entitlement" cuts can have any hope, huh? How much money is ICE getting? The Pentagon? Means testing costs more to implement than it saves. At best saying tariffs help the math is naive. archive.is/emolg

Typically, Democrats insist on higher taxes, and Republicans insist on lower spending. But given the magnitude of our national debt as well as the proximity of the cliff, both are necessary. DOGE took a slash-and-burn approach to budget cutting and failed spectacularly. Europe demonstrates that exorbitant taxes without spending restraint crushes economic vitality and thus speeds how fast the cliff arrives.
On the spending-cut front, only entitlement reform would make a meaningful difference, since programs such as Social Security and Medicare represent the majority of government outlays. No one countenances cutting benefits for current or near retirees. But Social Security and Medicare benefits for future retirees should be means-tested — need-based, that is to say — and the starting age for entitlement payments should be linked to American life expectancy.

Our roughly 17 percent average tariff rate helps the revenue math. Doubling it — which seemed possible shortly after “Liberation Day” — would further burden lower- and middle-income families, and would have severe market consequences.

Mardoch@mardoch· Dec 8

yeah they just got over that shit, huh. just like that.

Slobodan Praljak drinking cyanide at his trial at The Hague

Mardoch@mardoch· Dec 5

given how long I'd let my research queue sit I thought it was going to be a bloodbath for my wallet, but this was pretty reasonable

a bandcamp purchase page showing the following:

Genotype by Textures
The Weight of Sound (24-bit HD a... by Crystal Lake
Shimmering (Single) by Enshine
The World Outside by Cea Serin
OPTIMIZE - EP (24-bit HD audio) by coldrain
Your Will, Their Sword by Andromida
Not Like This by Transgressive
Never Go Quiet by Transgressive
Knowledge by Crossing the Rubicon

Mardoch@mardoch· Dec 1

love to give my cookie consent on the modern web

a screenshot of a cookie consent banner with the text:
We Care About Your Privacy
We and our 277 partners store and access your personal data, like browsing data or unique identifiers, on your device.

the "We and our 277 partners" portion is highlighted

Mardoch@mardoch· Nov 11

"All video games should have"... quick save and resume. it's fine if you have to like, store it from the start of a stage/room/whatever & even if you have it like the OG quick saves where it's a save and quit only & you can only have one. i gotta handle shit sometimes though. adult life & all

a white background with the text "All video games should have" which is loosely underscored

Mardoch@mardoch· Nov 5

RSing with alt because this definitely deserves to be accessible. i sent this to my wife _so fast_ cause this is definitely my brand of bullshit lmao

a screencap from Final Fantasy X with Tidus talking to Yuna with the superimposed fake quote "My fetish is saying some incredibly cornball shit and watching a gal speedrun the five stages of grief as she realizes with horror that she still wants to fuck me."

Mardoch@mardoch· Oct 30

gotta RS this with alt because, hell yeah this is also me

a head-sized speech bubble containing "Hell yeah" in large font coming out of a head with "It makes me very happy to see yo udoing well. I really like you as a person and I feel very blessed to have met you and to be able to call you my friend. I hope this is only the beginning of the immeasurably bright future you deserve." in relatively small font

Mardoch@mardoch· Oct 24

RS with alt, because this is too cool to not be accessible

"death before detransition" in the recently-invented-for-Magic-The-Gathering Phyrexian script

Mardoch@mardoch· Oct 24

that's a very spherical object that bounced away, not a canister. he was injured because that's a dense ball at a close range, but it's not a metal canister, which would have been much worse

a screenshot still from the above video that shows the pepper ball (a distinctly spherical object) flying away in the puff of smoke

Mardoch@mardoch· Sep 6

a far more reasonable Bandcamp Friday this go round. I got sooo much shit last time though lol