Mx. Dahlia Belle
@mxdahliabelle
🖤🤎🩷❤️🧡💛💚💙🩵💜🤍 Stand-up Comedian / Compulsive Thinker / Public Speaker / (depends on pay)
I rarely do the same set twice. It's just not as much fun for me.
YOOOOO!!!!! The homie @myqkaplan.bsky.social is dropping a new special to the YouTube this Wednesday. Check it out!
If we have to have a dictator, could we at least get a cute one? Even Kim Jung Un's got a baby face, and young Stalin was a smoke show.
Today's extra ambitious cat pose brought to you by Kibibi Kamaria Ngozi 😻
Can you even imagine how offended he would've been by an actual MLK sermon? Especially with Bayard Rustin seated in the front row.
Here's a picture of Kariuki cuddled up with a pile of his favorite stuffies ☺️😻
TikTok is no longer banned in the U.S. but it's absolutely banned from my phone 🖕🏿
Well, yeah. I hear all that, but here's a photo of two kittens cuddling in their sleep on a plush duvet. You ever think about that?
OK, but can anyone explain this classic and absolutely precious paw position?
I need to set up my email to automatically reply, "I will never read this email. It's not that I didn't see it or don't want to respond, but my nervous system is shot, and I'll be dissociating until I forget I have this email account. Sorry for the neurodivergence. Here's a picture of my cat."
Maybe I'm crazy (🤫 I'm crazy) but this felted ball of cat hair feels like my greatest artistic achievement. Can't wait til it's big enough to sit on 😻
Infinite love, hugs, laughs, and kisses to the legendary Sir Lance Edward 💋
Now, that right there's what we call a bitch move 😂 Just take the L, my guy
In case I forgot to mention, I'm actually a stand-up comedian Brillstein Entertainment Partners Manager: Rachel Helix r.helix@bep-la.com
22% of 1% of the population aren't "erasing women." I can't make anyone accept trans people. I just wish they would express their opposition to our existence in a way consistent with reality.