🔞 noodie! pervy pasta papi
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Noodie | they/he | >30 | NSFW | mostly FFVII but also losing my mind about Siverso fic + yaps here, art @noodlindoodlin.bsky.social multiship minors and antis GO'N GIT 📖
Y'all are delightful weirdos and I adore you 💕💕💕 ty for the Clarret!!
HEDGIES!!! Is Seph a bun??? I love you anon, thank you for the gift 💕
Well heck 🥺 All told, I'm good. Summer is a quieter time for my dayjob and a break from taking classes, and I'm trying to indulge in that opportunity for rest as best I can. There have been a lot of odd curveballs that I've had to manage, and that's a little tiring. I miss writing. Ty for asking 💕
You know it isn't looking like Zangeal AND YET this happened
Flood | 2.4k, unrated | sefikura HAPPY BIRTHDAY @emishio.bsky.social, I wrote a hockey AU just for you! Art by the PHENOMENAL @ch0nkychocobo.bsky.social archiveofourown.org/works/84429906
let my mind go quiet | E, 1.3k | GenGeal for GenGeal week 2026 prompt "Sweet Dreams" archiveofourown.org/works/83567281
Yep aborted the character sorter. This one was odd but also easier?
This is violent, of course these results are going to be meaningless. (I want to think the ship sorter wouldn't be quite so painful?)
Why the fuck is everyone sharing this fun new way to hurt ourselves? (Why does Zack have THE puppy-est face here?)
impulsive | 7.6k E | GlennSeph eggSeph and a Glenn who is perhaps a little *too* willing to indulge. The dove is dead, this thing is pretty dark, do mind the tags please. archiveofourown.org/works/82734396
One of the best parts of hosting @emishio.bsky.social is eating our way through the entire city.
A lil wip Wednesday with a very genderful GlennSeph
I've barely touched my straw page but JERI WHAT!!! THIS IS THE CUTEST I WANT TO EAT THEM BOTH Thank you @jeriafterdark.bsky.social what a sweet surprise!
Pinball machine also spreading the good word of: suck *his* tiddies
Y'all there are still so many holestice fics to read I'm just curled up on the couch at my childhood home like
stolen water | Gen/Seph/Cloud | explicit, 5.5k My personal offering for the holestice is uhh bit dark this year. VERY dubious consent blackmail fun times. My husband read and told me repeatedly it was "mean" and "nasty" and personally I think that's high praise 🥰 archiveofourown.org/works/76012216
the only game that I like to lose | GenGeal, explicit | 7k Genesis/Angeal first time, set in delayed gratification au. what do we do when we want to avoid our feelings? smash, apparently. oneshot, complete. archiveofourown.org/works/74651361
wip wednesday this week with a little gengeal first time, set in delayed gratification au. writing gen's pov gets dramatic as hell, who knew!
On the train to the airport after a week with this ridiculously dear human. Em, I'm so incredibly happy to know you and I love you to absolute pieces and I'm more than a little devastated that we live on opposite ends of the world. Huuu 😭
I'm open to bets on how long before I regret my hubris
Yeah so uh, happy WIP Wednesday to all who celebrate? 😅
I present a cat who has never thought about *anything*, especially not discourse.
been low key worrying that being busier and med change and working out impacting my mood (positively!) might mean that I'm not able to write quite the same. but I dunno man we're still out here in these smut mines
THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS FUCKIN HITTTTTTSSSSS This is actually an understanding of hope that I vibe so fuckin hard with. That every action we choose to take has impacts that ripple out, that nothing we do in our fight is meaningless FUUUUUUUUUCCCKKKKK
You ever forget about a note you left yourself only to re-find it months later and look at yourself like "hey, so...the fuck?"