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Noodie | they/he | >30 | NSFW | mostly FFVII but also losing my mind about Siverso fic + yaps here, art @noodlindoodlin.bsky.social multiship minors and antis GO'N GIT 📖

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cosplay fetish

Ist das dein Profil?Übernimm es — dann gehört dir noodieboboodie.dirty.social.Profil übernehmen

🔞 noodie! pervy pasta papi@noodieboboodie· May 13

You know it isn't looking like Zangeal AND YET this happened

🔞 noodie! pervy pasta papi@noodieboboodie· May 7

Flood | 2.4k, unrated | sefikura HAPPY BIRTHDAY @emishio.bsky.social, I wrote a hockey AU just for you! Art by the PHENOMENAL @ch0nkychocobo.bsky.social archiveofourown.org/works/84429906

🔞 noodie! pervy pasta papi@noodieboboodie· Apr 22

let my mind go quiet | E, 1.3k | GenGeal for GenGeal week 2026 prompt "Sweet Dreams" archiveofourown.org/works/83567281

🔞 noodie! pervy pasta papi@noodieboboodie· Apr 13

@foolinthemoon.bsky.social is influencing me again

🔞 noodie! pervy pasta papi@noodieboboodie· Apr 11

Yep aborted the character sorter. This one was odd but also easier?

🔞 noodie! pervy pasta papi@noodieboboodie· Apr 11

This is violent, of course these results are going to be meaningless. (I want to think the ship sorter wouldn't be quite so painful?)

🔞 noodie! pervy pasta papi@noodieboboodie· Apr 11

Why the fuck is everyone sharing this fun new way to hurt ourselves? (Why does Zack have THE puppy-est face here?)

🔞 noodie! pervy pasta papi@noodieboboodie· Apr 8

impulsive | 7.6k E | GlennSeph eggSeph and a Glenn who is perhaps a little *too* willing to indulge. The dove is dead, this thing is pretty dark, do mind the tags please. archiveofourown.org/works/82734396

🔞 noodie! pervy pasta papi@noodieboboodie· Apr 2

One of the best parts of hosting @emishio.bsky.social is eating our way through the entire city.

🔞 noodie! pervy pasta papi@noodieboboodie· Mar 11

A lil wip Wednesday with a very genderful GlennSeph

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Glenn's face that feels familiar from that time, something Sephiroth thinks might be satisfaction. He says, "Gods, you're so good, Seph," his voice dropped lower than usual, husky. And this time when he squeezes Sephiroth's ass, the gentleness has faded. The edges of Glenn's short nails dig into their skin, make the sound that comes out of them pitch high in a way that would embarrass them if it was in front of anyone else. The pain and the praise mix into something potent, leaves Sephiroth's head so pleasantly empty. There is only the heat of Glenn's nearness and the fine shiver of need that thrums through their skin and the aching arousal that's begun to make those soft panties stick in the front.

🔞 noodie! pervy pasta papi@noodieboboodie· Jan 26

I've barely touched my straw page but JERI WHAT!!! THIS IS THE CUTEST I WANT TO EAT THEM BOTH Thank you @jeriafterdark.bsky.social what a sweet surprise!

Smarmy as usual Roche and grumpy as usual Cloud hold a birthday cake that insinuates that Noodie is only five years old. It's a lovely happy birthday message from Jeri!

🔞 noodie! pervy pasta papi@noodieboboodie· Dec 28

Pinball machine also spreading the good word of: suck *his* tiddies

🔞 noodie! pervy pasta papi@noodieboboodie· Dec 28

I found Hojo on a Dracula pinball machine

🔞 noodie! pervy pasta papi@noodieboboodie· Dec 25

Y'all there are still so many holestice fics to read I'm just curled up on the couch at my childhood home like

🔞 noodie! pervy pasta papi@noodieboboodie· Dec 21

stolen water | Gen/Seph/Cloud | explicit, 5.5k My personal offering for the holestice is uhh bit dark this year. VERY dubious consent blackmail fun times. My husband read and told me repeatedly it was "mean" and "nasty" and personally I think that's high praise 🥰 archiveofourown.org/works/76012216

🔞 noodie! pervy pasta papi@noodieboboodie· Nov 23

the only game that I like to lose | GenGeal, explicit | 7k Genesis/Angeal first time, set in delayed gratification au. what do we do when we want to avoid our feelings? smash, apparently. oneshot, complete. archiveofourown.org/works/74651361

🔞 noodie! pervy pasta papi@noodieboboodie· Nov 20

wip wednesday this week with a little gengeal first time, set in delayed gratification au. writing gen's pov gets dramatic as hell, who knew!

Genesis manages to only let a little of his madness seep into the cracks in his voice when he demands, "Say it again."

The look Angeal gives him is uncertain, his eyes glazed and his lips parted, and he makes a small, questioning sound.

Genesis squeezes around him and starts, "You said that you—"

"I love you," Angeal finishes as soon as he understands, breathless, like saying the words will be his salvation. "I love you, Gen, I—nnn hah, fuck!"

🔞 noodie! pervy pasta papi@noodieboboodie· Nov 6

On the train to the airport after a week with this ridiculously dear human. Em, I'm so incredibly happy to know you and I love you to absolute pieces and I'm more than a little devastated that we live on opposite ends of the world. Huuu 😭

🔞 noodie! pervy pasta papi@noodieboboodie· Oct 29

I'm open to bets on how long before I regret my hubris

🔞 noodie! pervy pasta papi@noodieboboodie· Oct 23

Yeah so uh, happy WIP Wednesday to all who celebrate? 😅

🔞 noodie! pervy pasta papi@noodieboboodie· Oct 19

I present a cat who has never thought about *anything*, especially not discourse.

🔞 noodie! pervy pasta papi@noodieboboodie· Oct 19

been low key worrying that being busier and med change and working out impacting my mood (positively!) might mean that I'm not able to write quite the same. but I dunno man we're still out here in these smut mines

🔞 noodie! pervy pasta papi@noodieboboodie· Oct 16

THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS FUCKIN HITTTTTTSSSSS This is actually an understanding of hope that I vibe so fuckin hard with. That every action we choose to take has impacts that ripple out, that nothing we do in our fight is meaningless FUUUUUUUUUCCCKKKKK

🔞 noodie! pervy pasta papi@noodieboboodie· Oct 5

ellipsus, I need you to sit down...

🔞 noodie! pervy pasta papi@noodieboboodie· Oct 2

You ever forget about a note you left yourself only to re-find it months later and look at yourself like "hey, so...the fuck?"

🔞 noodie! pervy pasta papi@noodieboboodie· Oct 1

I thought I could post before another #wipwednesday came and went but we're embracing slowness over here (or something, idk) Y'all the sex is gonna be hella weird I hope you like it.

It takes some time, like this, for Cloud to begin fucking Seph properly, but Seph relishes it. He can feel, after all, how foreign and overwhelming it is for Cloud—remembers, with a fond chuckle, his own astonishment at having a cock himself when he was an alpha, however briefly. Every echo of Cloud's overwhelm and pleasure makes Seph shudder.

"Touch yourself for me?" Cloud asks, and Seph's hand shoots to his pussy like he was only waiting for permission.

His long fingers work his clit and Seph goes somehow even tighter around Cloud. It makes him stop for a brief moment, the overwhelm creeping back up his spine to the base of his skull, but then there is a hard tug as Seph uses their tie to snap Cloud's hips.

"Shit, fuck, Seph—" Cloud falls forward and catches himself on his forearm,

🔞 noodie! pervy pasta papi@noodieboboodie· Oct 1

So look. @foolinthemoon.bsky.social left this beautiful question in a comment on coherence and I need y'all to know, it's not an exact prediction, but it's also not terribly far from the mark.

Comment text reading "... I do have one question though... If Seph can materialize a sword from ether, can he also materialize a strap?"

🔞 noodie! pervy pasta papi@noodieboboodie· Sep 24

Oh right, it's Wednesday! #wipWednesday ft a smooth transition back to my fisting roots 🥰

Memory floods the both of them, of the first bite that scarred him here, but Cloud doesn't offer admonishment. Instead he groans and tugs harder, and the scents of berries and cool mountain air flood their connection, and Seph remembers the desperation of that first heat, remembers the fullness of a knot.

🔞 noodie! pervy pasta papi@noodieboboodie· Sep 23

Did it hurt? When you fell from our esteem over bullshit censorship?

🔞 noodie! pervy pasta papi@noodieboboodie· Sep 19

When I was a brand new wee fic writer, I got "crack treated seriously," which is fair. This does feel more accurate for where I am now, and I'm so delighted that so many of you sweet degenerates have stayed with me. 🥰 uquiz.com/quiz/vNQPkn/...