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Uncle extraordinaire. Southern af. Black and Puerto Rican. In my 40’s and very cranky. My presence is a present.

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Earn@nregib· 26d

They found an alligator in the hood and now I have an idea for a tubi movie

Screenshot of a Facebook post:

Prosperity Police Department •
Follow 1d •
••.
An Officer with the Prosperity Police Department, along with deputies from the Newberry County Sheriff's Office, responded to a report of a baby alligator found in a ditch along U.S. Highway 76 and Langford Street.
The alligator was safely recovered and turned over to the South Carolina Department of Natural Resources
(SCDNR) for proper care and handling.
If you believe this baby alligator belongs to you, please contact the Prosperity Police Department at 803-364-2121.
As always, if you encounter wildlife, please do not approach or attempt to handle it. Contact local law enforcement or the appropriate wildlife authorities for assistance.

Below the text is a picture of a small alligator and another one of emergency vehicles with flashing lights

Earn@nregib· Jul 7

It was an orangutan

A human male soap opera actor lovingly caressing the face of an orangutan nurse

Earn@nregib· Jul 5

Me to Bruce Springsteen when I actually listened to the lyrics of “Born in the USA”:

I OWE YOU AN APOLOGY. I WASN'T REALLY FAMILIAR WITH YOUR GAME.
SHAG
TO CHRISTIAN WOOD AFTER HIS
27-POINT PERFORMANCE VS. THE SPURS

Earn@nregib· Jun 13

They passed laws around WWI requiring Black women work outside the home bc white women needed help

Article from the Greenville News in SC:

NEGRO WOMEN TO BE PUT TO WORK
City Ordinance Soon Be Passed
Requiring Them to be Regularly Employed
MANY COMPLAINTS
Regardless of whether they want to or have to, able bodied negro women in Greenville who are not regularly employed are to be put to work, put in jail or fined heavily. At Its special meeting yesterday afternoon City Council discussed the situation with regard to this class of loafers at
some length, and it seemed that all members of Council were agreed that steps should be taken to compel
them
to engage in some useful
0c-
cupation.
was decided that an
ordinance, similar to the one now in force requiring all able-bodied men
to work at least five days per week, should be passed with
these women.
Such
regard to
an ordinance
will be prepared and voted on at the next regular
meeting of Council.
number
of complaints
have
come to members of Council of negro women who are not at work and who refuse employment when it 13 offered
them,
the result
being that
it is exceedingly difficult for families who
need cooks and laundresses
to
get them.
Wives of colored soldiers,
getting a monthly allowance from
the Government, have, a number of them, declined to work on the ground that they can get along without
working, according to reports.
Oth-
ers have flatly refused jobs without giving
any
reason
whatever, while
still
others
pretend
that they
employed when,
as a matter of fact,
they derive a living from illegitimate means.
The proposed ordinance
will re-
quire them all to carry a labor identification card showing that they are regularly and usefully employed, and the labor inspectors and police will be charged with the duty of rigidly
enforcing the law.

Earn@nregib· Jun 8

What’s wrong with me?

Screenshot of a iMessage thread:

Idk what made me think of this but I can't imagine Steve Irwin's wife has dated since his death.
Because how is anyone going to measure up?
I mean how high is the bar? It's pretty easy to not get killed by a stingray
Delivered

Earn@nregib· Jun 5

Screenshot of the 82-0 game showing an 82-0 record. Russell Westbrook and Ricky Davis are shown on the team

2:16
RW
PG
22.2
PPG
RD
Ricky Davis

SG
MIN • 2000s

17.6
4.1
4.8

1.1
0.3
PPG
RPG
APG

SPG
BPG
GH SF
25.8
PPG
DH PF
20.6
PPG
W
41.5
PPG
Share
Build Another
Russell Westbrook
WAS • 2020s
11.5
RPG
11.7
APG
1.4
SPG
0.4
BPG
Grant Hill
DET • 2000s
6.6
RPG
5.2
APG
1.4
SPG
0.6
BPG
Dwight Howard
ORL • 2010s
13.9
RPG
1.7
APG
1.2
SPG
2.5
BPG
Wilt Chamberlain
GSW - 1960S
25.1
RPG
3.0
APG
0.0
SPG
0.0
BPG

Earn@nregib· May 30

Selfie of a white man in a car eating pizza captioned “Little Caesar's taste so good when u ain't got a bitch in ya ear telling you it's nasty”

Earn@nregib· May 30

Text meme that says:
What a
TERRIBLE
DAY
TO HAVE EYES

Earn@nregib· May 14

Cheddar Bob’d himself AND caught an attempted murder charge!

A pie chart labeled “things you love to see” the blue slice is labeled “that” and the entire chart is blue

Earn@nregib· May 14

“Fuck it, we live.” is gonna be needed to get thru the bullshit that’s coming 🦔

lilia @violetxnds
"fuck it we ball" becomes far more weighty once we account for the pre-existing axiom that is "ball is life," for the latter effectively transforms the former into "fuck it we live." and what maxim could be more gravely important than that which urges man to persist at all costs?

Below the text is a hedgehog at a keyboard.

Earn@nregib· May 13

Earn@nregib· May 13

The state legislature didn’t do it yesterday but in a special session thry only need a simple majority. SC is gonna gerrymander too

WSAV News 3 On Your Side • 37m • 0
The South Carolina General Assembly's session is scheduled to adjourn on Thursday at 5 p.m.
Full story in comments.
BREAKING
MCMASTER TO CALL SPECIAL SESSION AFTER LEGISLATIVE SESSION ADJOURNS, SAYS REP.
MACE

Earn@nregib· May 11

Earn@nregib· May 10

Me and the cats are sending you all the good vibes we have!

2 cats on an unmade bed looking at the camera

Earn@nregib· May 10

Happy Mother’s Day to my mom. She’s fucking incredible

My mom with me and my 3 brothers as kids. Me and bro #2 are in matching outfits

Earn@nregib· May 8

Sent that to my brother and 💀

Screenshot of a text thread with my brother:

I didn’t do anything lol
🤣🤣
I was definitely disappointed though

Earn@nregib· May 8

My hometown is apparently going thru it rn! There’s a peanut shortage and the best boiled peanut stand keeps selling out early af and people are heated! My brother came home complaining about it today

Lever Farms • Follow
2h • S
BOILED PEANUTS UPDATE
As many of y'all
may have noticed, we have not posted about peanuts YET this year at our Lever Farms Prosperity Market.
PLEASE BE KIND to our coworkers when they have to tell you we are sold out for the day. We promise we want to have enough peanuts for everyone each day
— we simply can't get enough in right now to meet the demand.
This year has been different than any we've seen before. Florida experienced a very cold and dry winter, and many farmers lost their first peanut crop.
#PrayForTheFarmers
We were blessed to start getting a FEW peanuts in this week, and we are hopeful more will be coming in the weeks ahead.
We truly appreciate your understanding, your patience, and your prayers for the farmers during this season.
Peanuts ARE coming... just please be patient with
us while we all wait together.

Earn@nregib· May 7

Kash Patel: “If I do a couple lines no one will know I’m drunk.” Also Kash Patel:

Kash Patel adjusting his tie

Earn@nregib· May 3

Nah mfer. You not hiding this behind a block

4:14
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Post
WuClanTang, Hormuz St...
@yevkras.bsky.social
It's not just that capitalism needs consumers, slavery also takes jobs away from non-slave working poor. What I'm saying, basically, is that they want slaves who can spend money & they want to pay less for it (hence support for UBI amongst capitalists). Slavery in US was a transitional phase.
11:41 PM • May 1, 2026

Earn@nregib· Apr 27

Four black & tan dachshunds holding sheet music with a fifth conducting. The image has the words “The Hit Dog Choir” above the singing dogs

Earn@nregib· Apr 26

For real, call the

A brick building with a sign above the door that says “Horní Police”

Earn@nregib· Apr 26

This is gonna be Klay in my head from now on:

That Yellow Bastard from “Sin City”

Earn@nregib· Apr 26

Dude is probably jerkin it so hard rn. Pay a dom and stop dragging regular people into your sick shit

lauren
@NotABigJerk
i'm not falling for that hot take. that's clearly someone with a fetish for getting yelled at. i refuse to participate in that kind of perversion

Earn@nregib· Apr 25

Bask @baskgod
We need another list right below the sex offenders list. Like yeah you might not have committed a crime but l need to know when people like you move into my neighborhood
12:22 PM • 10/24/22 - Twitter for iPhone

Earn@nregib· Apr 25

Mike Vrabel

Earn@nregib· Apr 23

Matt sounds like Judd Apatow after Will Smith slapped Chris Rock

Judd Apatow @JuddApatow
...
He could have killed him. That's pure out of control rage and violence.
They've heard a million jokes about them in the last three decades. They are not freshman in the world of Hollywood and comedy. He lost his mind.

Earn@nregib· Apr 22

How tf was this offside?

Image of La Liga’s semiautomated offside system appearing to show the Barcelona player, #7 Ferran Torres, slightly behind the Celta defender. I have no idea how this is offside

Earn@nregib· Apr 22

Mama, we made it!

A pic of my name on the AI haters blocklist

Earn@nregib· Apr 20

2 pane image:

Top pane is Kliment Voroshilov, Vyacheslav Molotov, Joseph Stalin, and Nikolai Yezhov walking along the banks of the Moscow-Volga Canal, in April, 1937.

In the bottom pane Yezhov has been removed

Earn@nregib· Apr 20

Shoutout to Unctifa 😂

McDowell said Babb attempted to de-escalate, but Gamble's non-compliance led to the charges. He called Gamble's husband as a witness to testify that he had
withdrawn bail money before they attended the protest, as if she knew she was going to break the law in advance.
"I always make sure we got bail money on us," Larry Fletcher responded, to laughter from the gallery. "I have bail money on me now. Whenever there are this many cops around I have bail money on me!
There were no fewer than 16 uniformed police officers standing around the perimeter of the courtroom.