Andrew Optimisey

@optimisey

Cambridge-based #SEO nerd | Specialist Instructor on the Wix Studio SEO course | SEO Consultant available for hire optimisey.com

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Andrew Optimisey@optimisey· 1d

So I did a thing with @brightlocal.com. Would love for you share this with small business owners. It's 100% free. No catches. You know the people - who are their own 'marketing department' (and HR, Finance, Logistics etc.). academy.brightlocal.com/course/how-t... Thanks in advance!

Andrew Optimisey@optimisey· 29d

"Hey Siri, show me an example that demonstrates that clubs have already found ways around the Premier League's new SCR rules." I mean... they're not even *trying* to hide it very well. They don't have to. It's laughable.

A screenshot of the BBC Sport story showing the headline "Brighton sign Vuskovic from Spurs for club record £46m"

Andrew Optimisey@optimisey· 29d

How the rest of the world *should* respond to Trumpty Dumpty's '20% Toll' idea.

Andrew Optimisey@optimisey· 29d

"SEO? That's dead (again) isn't it?" Over to you @nikkipilkington.bsky.social. ==== Watch the whole video (and get slides, transcripts and more) over at optimisey.com/seo-advice.

Andrew Optimisey@optimisey· Jul 10

He's not a trashcan. He's a Recyclon from Sigma9. Obviously. He's here to save democracy.

Andrew Optimisey@optimisey· Jul 9

And right on cue here's ChatGPTs latest ad:

FFS you couldn't make it up... but now ChatGPT have: encouraging people to use their energy, water and world burning tools to "Turn me into a football bobble-head".

Jesus wept.

Andrew Optimisey@optimisey· Jul 7

Just reviewing the videos from the #OptimiseyEvent before uploading them to the YouTube channel. Actionable #SEO insights from @nikkipilkington.bsky.social (and some fella that wasn't @crystalontheweb.bsky.social). Want me to drop you an email when they're ready? 📩 optimisey.com/seo-goodness...

Andrew Optimisey@optimisey· Jun 25

Good to know that even Google struggle with their sitelinks sometimes. Slightly gratifying after I had to tussle with their systems to get a restaurant client's branded search to stop showing their 'Christmas' page... in March. Yes Google. Yes I know it *was* a popular page... 😄

A Google search for "Google forms" showing multiple different language pages in the sitelinks.

Andrew Optimisey@optimisey· Jun 23

#OptimiseyEvent is tomorrow... with added aircon! (OK... not added really... the venue (The Bradfield Centre) had it anyway but man it's gonna be welcome tomorrow!).

Andrew Optimisey@optimisey· Jun 23

Tech Bros: "Copywriting? It's DEAD! AI took your job!" AI Copywriting: "Protection that stands watch like a treeline" Copywriters: "I think we'll be ok."

Windows lock screen today, with woefully 'poetic' copywriting

Andrew Optimisey@optimisey· Jun 18

Was your celebration of the #England #WorldCup win last night marred by the panic of: "What if the next game clashes with the #OptimiseyEvent?!? "I can't miss @nikkipilkington.bsky.social & @crystalontheweb.bsky.social?!?" Don't worry. I got you. ⚽

Andrew Optimisey@optimisey· Jun 17

Ah... something of an 'England B' team today then at The Oval. And Joe Root. Good luck lads! #EngvNZ

Andrew Optimisey@optimisey· Jun 10

Mother of god MAKE IT STOP. Why? Just WHY? Why does anyone need AI to do these things? The first person that says: "It's just for fun..." is going to get a very grumpy response. 😅

A load of utter nonsense that Microsoft are peddling to encourage people to use AI for... reasons.

Andrew Optimisey@optimisey· Jun 8

Remember this iconic 'rock the baby' goal celebration by Brazil striker Bebeto? GOOD. Now YOU have to live the pain this @bbcsportbot.bsky.social story just sledgehammered me with:

Andrew Optimisey@optimisey· Jun 5

Your periodic reminder that if your sign up/sign in/paywall stuff has cr*p validation you have cr*p data too. Thanks for coming to my TED Talk.

Andrew Optimisey@optimisey· Jun 4

Ouch. "Trouble a't'mill" as they say? www.404media.co/google-emplo...

Andrew Optimisey@optimisey· Jun 2

When your name says one thing and your map service area says another. 😄 #LocalSEOwoes

Andrew Optimisey@optimisey· May 29

My calendar knows what's up.

A Gmail notification from Google Calendar showing a "possible conflict with the Cambridge Beer Festival"

Andrew Optimisey@optimisey· May 15

Q. What you get if you take @nikkipilkington.bsky.social + @crystalontheweb.bsky.social sharing #SEO and search brilliance + a great venue, pizza, drinks + a bunch of awesome folks... >>> AND MAKE IT ALL FREE? <<< A. #OptimiseyEvent #17. Tickets here: www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/optimisey-...

An image promoting #OptimiseyEvent number 17 with speakers, Crystal Carter and Nikki Pilkington

Andrew Optimisey@optimisey· May 11

I don't want you to think my day follows a strict routine but... my dog now knows the sound of Windows+L = walkies!!!

Lupin the dog... who knows the sound of a laptop being closed from 100 paces

Andrew Optimisey@optimisey· Apr 30

Old white guys (and @ryanbwebb.bsky.social) at @brightonseo.com). 😎

Ryan Webb, Simon Cox, Andy Simpson and Andrew Optimisey at BrightonSEO

Andrew Optimisey@optimisey· Apr 30

#BrightonSEO is happening...

Greg Gifford, Claire Carlile and other local SEO royalty at BrightonSEO

Andrew Optimisey@optimisey· Apr 22

SMASH THE LOOMS! (and by looms, I mean AI).

Andrew Optimisey@optimisey· Apr 14

Everyone else getting these for, pretty much, EVERY site they have logged on GSC? Like this is the first time it was set-up (spoiler: it wasn't). I'm like... what have you been doing BEFORE now... if not this?

An email from Google saying a website is now being monitored in Search Console

Andrew Optimisey@optimisey· Apr 10

Picture inspiration: A beautiful tree. This tree is probably over 100 years old. It's seen politicians come and go; economic boom and economic bust; weather that was too hot/cold/wet/dry and much more. And yet, it persists. Be like the tree. 🌳❤️💚

An Angel Oak Tree, Charleston, South Carolina. Photo by Andrew Shelley on Unsplash

Andrew Optimisey@optimisey· Apr 1

🫨 Can't *quite* believe I'm saying this but... 🫨 CEO of Alphabet Inc. and Google, Sundar Pichai, is coming to speak at the next #OptimiseyEvent. On the principle of 'You miss 100% of the shots you don't take' I asked and -- to my astonishment -- he said yes! 🔥Get Tickets: tinyurl.com/24pc37v3

An image announcing Sundar Pichai as a speaker at the next Optimisey event... and if you're one of those folks smart enough to read the alt-text, you'll know that's about as likely as it sounds and is, in fact, not true.

Happy April Fool's Day!

Andrew Optimisey@optimisey· Mar 23

More than half the tickets for the #OptimiseyEvent comeback are gone already. There'll be a waitlist but if you don't want to miss out, best grab a ticket! optimisey.com/optimisey-me... Already got one? Please share this post. I'm aiming for a full-house!

An image promoting the free Optimisey SEO event in Cambridge on 23rd April - showing the speakers, Dave Sheppard and Dawn Anderson

Andrew Optimisey@optimisey· Mar 20

A reminder that there are real people behind all that search data. This one stopped me in my tracks today. 🥲

A screenshot showing search query data (from Sistrix). One of the queries is "tablets to forget someone"

Andrew Optimisey@optimisey· Mar 17

After accidentally announcing this a couple of days earlier than planned... suppose I'd better share this here too! The brilliant @dawnieando.bsky.social is speaking at the 'Comeback' Optmisey #SEO event on 23rd April. Grab a FREE ticket before they're all gone: optimisey.com/optimisey-me...

A promo image for the next free Optimisey SEO Event, announcing Dawn Anderson as a speaker

Andrew Optimisey@optimisey· Mar 11

When Meta's notifications work almost *too* well...?