Plain Reckage

@plainreckage

Dad! Transplanted UCFTwitterMafia member. Against all forms of Trumpism, Science denial, and Populist stupidity.

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Plain Reckage@plainreckage· 8d

Little one is very much leaning into International Caturday

Unbelievably cute kid snuggling with overly large cat

Plain Reckage@plainreckage· 26d

Dude saying “it’s me trying not to eat a bunch of cheese” with another dude labeled “a bunch of cheese” attacking him with a knife

Plain Reckage@plainreckage· 26d

UCF All Star QBs Daunte Culpepper, McKenzie Milton, and Blake Bortles.

Plain Reckage@plainreckage· 28d

We found it! London was amazing.

Old guy and his cute kid with the Tardis in London.

Plain Reckage@plainreckage· Jul 11

Reppin the Knights in London. #GKCO

Some old dork with his amazing kid leaning on a Tardis in London.

Plain Reckage@plainreckage· Jul 4

Thank you all for making this place so great!

Plain Reckage@plainreckage· Jun 25

The Scooby Doo gang unmask the actual culprit- swamp creature Donald Trump defaced the reflecting pool

Plain Reckage@plainreckage· Jun 20

Just a fuck load of Clowns but the caption says “Company executives taking a group photo after a year of record profits and mass layoffs”

Plain Reckage@plainreckage· Jun 2

This is an amazing product, just read the text. It starts off as 88% naturally derived at the top but improves to 92% naturally derived by the time you reach the bottom. Maybe don’t let AI label your products? Or take a few seconds to read the packaging before you ship it? I’m just spitballing here

Nivea product with a sticker at the top saying it is “88% Naturally Derived” but with another sticker at the bottom saying “92% naturally Derived”. Great job everyone.

Plain Reckage@plainreckage· May 11

Anybody else see Master Shake in this logo?

Plain Reckage@plainreckage· Apr 30

At least the NBA is consistent on home team calls. On to Game 6 in our house!

Plain Reckage@plainreckage· Apr 18

Pete Kegsbreath about to fail another Pulp Fiction test. “What does Marcellus Wallace look like?” Answers are “A:What, B:What, C:What, and D:A Bitch”. C should have been “Say what one more time”

Plain Reckage@plainreckage· Apr 3

Yellow Teletubby telling the red one “I know you were high at my mother in law’s funeral”

Plain Reckage@plainreckage· Mar 20

Cheering for our UCF Knights while weather stranded in Burlington Vermont. #GKCO

Plain Reckage@plainreckage· Mar 20

@emceekayvee.bsky.social I hope this cheers you up a bit. Here’s my little Florida baby making beautiful pictures in Vermont for Spring Break. Her first time seeing snow!