THE REPUBLICAN DALEK
@republicandalek
JURIS DALEK, BESTSELLING AUTHOR OF "SOCIALISM IS FOR CYBERMEN", STUCK ON PLANET OF PLAGUESPREADING BIPEDS. NEW PLATFORM WHO DIS?
PRESS TOO! FOR REFERENCE, HERE'S HOW WPR DESCRIBES THE ROBINSON INCIDENT IN 2026 VS HOW THEY (FAR MORE ACCURATELY) DESCRIBED THE SAME EVENTS IN 2015:
THEY DO INDEED. WHEW. THE FORTIFICATIONS HAVE ARRIVED AT LEAST! WENT FULL SINGLE BARREL ANEJO. #THELASTDRIVEIN
@kjaycee.bsky.social SO WHAT ARE OUR BOOZE PLANS FOR JOE BOB'S SAVAGE SUMMER? DALEK IS THINKING LOCAL BEER AND TIKI. #THELASTDRIVEIN
IT'S CAPITOL BREWERY'S 'AWESUMMER ALE'! BECAUSE I AM AWESOME! AWESOMER EVEN!!
@kjaycee.bsky.social ALSO ALSO! JULY 10TH! THE DRIVE IN WILL NEVER DIE!
"It's not science, it's coercion.' ALL QUARANTINE IS COERCION! THAT'S WHAT A QUARANTINE MEANS, HUMANS! IT'S COERCIVE ISOLATION! COVID REALLY HAS DONE A NUMBER ON YOUR COLLECTIVE BRAINS, WHICH WERE NEVER ALL THAT IMPRESSIVE. COME ON THOUGH. OH MY DAVROS. GOT TO REQUEST TRANSFER OFF THIS ROCK...
NATURALLY, COVID DENIERS LIKE HOBBES WERE OUT IN FORCE OVER THIS ONE. EXPLAINS MY MENTIONS YESTERDAY!
PLUNGER TO DAVROS, MY NEXT OPENING HAND AFTER SENDING THAT SKEET:
GETTING READY FOR THE WEINIE RACE BY BEER SIMMERING SOME DOGS!
NOT TO WORRY, THOUGH! SPACEX PLANS TO BUILD A 20 TRILLION DOLLAR+ MARKET FOR.... CHATBOTS. IN. SPAAAAAAAAACE
'But wait, RD, isn't putting satellites into orbit a real business?' IT *WAS* A REAL BUSINESS, MINIONS. BUT NOT ANYMORE!
THERE THERE, ANGELA: HUMAN LEADERS ARE COMMITTED TO ALLOWING *ALMOST* EVERY DEADLY AND RAVAGING ILLNESS TO SPREAD CONTINUOUSLY & WITHOUT MITIGATION. DAVROS KNOWS IT'S DONE WONDERS FOR COVID! SOON ENOUGH YOU'LL BE ABLE TO JUMP BACK INTO THE VIRAL SOUP WITH THE REST OF THE TEST SUBJECTS!
WELL, I BELIEVE THERE ARE MORE THAN 7 QAMARIAS NATIONWIDE, AT LEAST; IT'S A FAST GROWING RECENT CHAIN THAT, I GATHER, STARTED A FEW YEARS AGO IN DEARBORN, MI. BUT THERE IS JUST THE ONE IN MADISON! CONVENIENTLY LOCATED PROXIMATE TO BOOZE RUN SITES FOR MY MINIONS ON THE WEST SIDE DETAIL.
TO JUMP=START YOUR CAPITALIST QUEST, I CHOSE TO FORGO MY USUAL TURKISH COFFEE (ICHOR-STRONG TO FUEL MY DALEK RAGE) AND HAD THE SHOPPING AUTONS BRING ME BACK SOMETHING ICED FROM THE YEMENI COFFEE PLACE THIS TIME!
@unicornteeth.bsky.social @kjaycee.bsky.social MISTAKES MAY HAVE BEEN MADE. #THELASTDRIVEIN
OH NO. IT'S MUCH MORE DANGEROUS LOOKING. #THELASTDRIVEIN
POLISHING OFF SOME FERRIN MAIBOCK BEFORE MOVING ON! #THELASTDRIVEIN
OH YEAH? WELL IT'S TIME FOR #FILM11 THEN, AS I *ALSO* GO BACK TO REVISIT WALPURGISNACHT OF OLD WITH THE JOE BOB PRESENTATION OF 'THE DEVIL'S RAIN'! TAKING DOWN NOTES FOR THE UPCOMING CELEBRATION. NEED SOME HERBS, SOME BURNING BROOMS... #30FILMSOFHALFWAYTOHALLOWEEN
SPEAKING OF MAKING BEST OUT OF BAFFLING HUMAN BEHAVIOR, ONE OF THE DALEK'S FAVORITE LOCAL BREWERIES HAS PUT OUT AN AARON RODGERS THEMED BEER THAT MY SPIES JUST *HAD* TO PURCHASE TODAY. I AM TOLD IT IS AVAILABLE IN YOUR NECK OF THE WOODS IN THE MIDDLETON HIPPY FOOD DEN! untappd.com/b/young-bloo...
@kjaycee.bsky.social LET THIS BE A FORMAL WELCOME BACK TO THE SECTOR!
BEFORE THE FLOODING HITS, I HAVE BURRITOS INCOMING! #THELASTDRIVEIN
AND SPEAKING OF MAJESTIC ANIMALS, SNAKE LOBBY #1 HAS JOINED US FOR THE FINAL EPISODE OF #THELASTDRIVEIN ! THAT OR HE'S TRYING TO VANDALIZE HIS EXPENSIVE LED LIGHTING SYSTEM AGAIN. BUT I PREFER TO THINK IT'S REPTILIAN LOVE OF THE CINEMA THAT HAS BROUGHT OUT OUR SCALY PAL
LEGAL AUTON WAS TELLING ME THIS MOVIE IS REMINDING THEM OF 'BLACKGAS', A RELATIVELY OBSCURE ZOMBIE COMIC SERIES BY THE AUTHOR WARREN ELLIS, WHICH ALSO INVOLVED A SEASIDE TOWN THAT FALLS PREY TO A WEIRD SORT OF SLEEPWALKY MASS CANNIBALISM. ONE OF THE BIG SYMPTOMS IS EYE-BLEEDING TOO! #THELASTDRIVEIN