THE REPUBLICAN DALEK

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JURIS DALEK, BESTSELLING AUTHOR OF "SOCIALISM IS FOR CYBERMEN", STUCK ON PLANET OF PLAGUESPREADING BIPEDS. NEW PLATFORM WHO DIS?

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THE REPUBLICAN DALEK@republicandalek· 21d

PRESS TOO! FOR REFERENCE, HERE'S HOW WPR DESCRIBES THE ROBINSON INCIDENT IN 2026 VS HOW THEY (FAR MORE ACCURATELY) DESCRIBED THE SAME EVENTS IN 2015:

WPR DESCRIPTION OF THE ROBINSON SHOOTING IN 2026, WHICH NOTABLY FAILS TO MENTION MULTIPLE VIOLENT ATTACKS BY ROBINSON *BEFORE* POLICE ARRIVED, AS WELL AS FACT THAT THE INDEPENDENT INVESTIGATION BACKED THE MPD OFFICER'S STORY WHICH IS WHY THE DA DID NOT ISSUE CHARGES. INSTEAD, MPR (FALSELY) REFRAMES THIS AS A HE-SAID, HE-SAID COP SHOOTING STORY. https://www.wpr.org/news/man-shot-by-police-on-madisons-east-side

WPR ARTICLE FROM THE ACTUAL TIME OF THE INCIDENT, WHICH, IN CONTRAST TO HOW THEY SUMMARIZE EVENTS TODAY, TALKS ABOUT THE MULTIPLE VIOLENT ASSAULTS BEFORE THE SHOOTING, THE RESULTS OF THE INDEPENDENT INVESTIGATION WHICH BACKED THE SHOOTER'S ACCOUNT, ETC. THEY LINK TO *THIS STORY* IN TODAY'S PIECE WHICH INACCURATELY REFERENCES IT. THERE'S NO EXCUSE FOR NOT READING THEIR OWN WORK! https://www.wpr.org/justice/no-charges-against-officer-tony-robinson-shooting-death

TEXT OF EXCERPT: The district attorney’s decision to not to bring charges was based on an independent investigation into the shooting by the state’s Division of Criminal Investigation. The probe was in accordance with a state law passed last year that requires an outside agency to look into police-involved deaths.

According to Madison police officials, the shooting occurred after Kenny was called to the home because of complaints that a man had assaulted two people and was acting erratically, walking in and out of traffic. Upon entering the apartment, police said, Robinson assaulted Kenny, who responded by opening fire. Ozanne cited findings from the DCI investigation that generally matched the Madison Police Department’s account of the shooting.

Ozanne said interviews with Kenny made it clear that the officer thought his life was in danger when Robinson hit him in the face at the top the stairs to the apartment where he confronted him.

Ozanne also confirmed details from the investigation that hadn’t been released before, most notably the results of a toxicology report that found Robinson had ingested hallucinogenic mushrooms, marijuana and Xanax prior to his death. Additionally, Ozanne specified that Kenny fired seven rounds, all of which hit Robinson from the front, according to the medical examiner.

THE REPUBLICAN DALEK@republicandalek· Jul 11

THEY DO INDEED. WHEW. THE FORTIFICATIONS HAVE ARRIVED AT LEAST! WENT FULL SINGLE BARREL ANEJO. #THELASTDRIVEIN

IMAGE FROM THE SAUCER KITCHEN SHOWING INGREDIENTS FOR THE TIKI MARGARITAS I ORDERED. FRESH LIME JUICE, ORGEAT, AND A *HEFTY* DOSE OF SINGLE BARREL ANEJO. BECAUSE FOR THIS EVENING WE NEED TO START HEFTY

IMAGE OF THE FINISHED COCKTAILS. HEAVY GARNISH AS WELL! MAYBE THE FESTIVE TIKI UMBRELLAS WILL... LIGHTEN THE TONE A BIT? NO?

THE REPUBLICAN DALEK@republicandalek· Jul 8

@kjaycee.bsky.social SO WHAT ARE OUR BOOZE PLANS FOR JOE BOB'S SAVAGE SUMMER? DALEK IS THINKING LOCAL BEER AND TIKI. #THELASTDRIVEIN

PROMOTIONAL IMAGE OF 'JOE BOB'S SAVAGE SUMMER' BORROWED FROM THE CYBER EMPIRE AT FACEBOOK. IN TYPICAL ART STYLE FOR 'THE LAST DRIVE IN', IT SHOWS CARTOON VERSIONS OF JOE BOB AND DARCY ARRAYED IN ATTIRE APPROPRIATE FOR THE SEASONAL THEME. HERE JOE BOB IS IN ROLLED UP JEANS WITH HIS FEET IN A LEAKING KIDDIE POOL, HOLDING A SPEWING GARDEN HOSE IN ONE HAND AND A BEER, PRESUMABLY LONE STAR, IN THE OTHER IN A TEXAS BEER COZY. A COOLER CONTAINING BOTH SEVERED HANDS AND FEET AND BEERS IS TO THE LEFT. DARCY SITS ON A PILE OF TIRES TO THE RIGHT, BY A GRILL CONTAINING A PARTIALLY DE-FLESHED HEAD. DARCY HAS BOTH A SWORD AND A KNIFE CONTAINING KEBAB-STYLE VEGETABLES, BUT THE GRILL IS PROBABLY NO LONGER VEGAN WITH THAT HEAD ON IT AND ALL. IN THE BACKGROUND IS A DILAPIDATED GAS STATION WITH A GIANT ERNIE MASCOT ON TOP. APPARENTLY THIS PLACE SERVES BREAKFAST, BUT DALEK WOULD NOT RECOMMEND IT.

THE REPUBLICAN DALEK@republicandalek· Jun 29

IT'S CAPITOL BREWERY'S 'AWESUMMER ALE'! BECAUSE I AM AWESOME! AWESOMER EVEN!!

THE REPUBLICAN DALEK@republicandalek· Jun 28

@kjaycee.bsky.social ALSO ALSO! JULY 10TH! THE DRIVE IN WILL NEVER DIE!

CAPTURE OF AN ANNOUCEMENT FOR 'JOE BOB'S SAVAGE SUMMER', A LAST DRIVE IN DOUBLE FEATURE ON JULY 10TH

THE REPUBLICAN DALEK@republicandalek· Jun 21

"It's not science, it's coercion.' ALL QUARANTINE IS COERCION! THAT'S WHAT A QUARANTINE MEANS, HUMANS! IT'S COERCIVE ISOLATION! COVID REALLY HAS DONE A NUMBER ON YOUR COLLECTIVE BRAINS, WHICH WERE NEVER ALL THAT IMPRESSIVE. COME ON THOUGH. OH MY DAVROS. GOT TO REQUEST TRANSFER OFF THIS ROCK...

THE DEFINITION OF 'QUARANTINE' FROM MERRIAM WEBSTER, HIGHLIGHTING DEFINITIONS 3 AND 4, WHICH READ: "
3 a
: a restraint upon the activities or communication of persons or the transport of goods designed to prevent the spread of disease or pests
b
: a place in which those under quarantine are kept
4
: a state of enforced isolation"

THE REPUBLICAN DALEK@republicandalek· May 28

NATURALLY, COVID DENIERS LIKE HOBBES WERE OUT IN FORCE OVER THIS ONE. EXPLAINS MY MENTIONS YESTERDAY!

NOTORIOUS COVID DENIER/MINIMIZER MICHAEL HOBBES TOOK TO ARGUING WITH THE RELATIVELY DEVASTATING NEW LONG COVID STUDY FROM YESTERDAY. AS USUAL, HOBBES' ARGUMENTS WERE BAD FAITH AND ILLITERATE.

THE REPUBLICAN DALEK@republicandalek· May 28

PLUNGER TO DAVROS, MY NEXT OPENING HAND AFTER SENDING THAT SKEET:

IMAGE OF A SCREEN CAPTURE FROM INSIDE MTG ARENA, SHOWING THE OPENING HAND OF A GROLNOK BRAWL GAME. JACE, WIELDER OF MYSTERIES WAS IN THE OPENING HAND AND NATURALLY THE DALEK USED THIS WITH NO MULLIGANS. THE UNIVERSE WAS *INSISTING*.

THE REPUBLICAN DALEK@republicandalek· May 27

AGAIN, WRONG. CARE TO KEEP MOVING THOSE GOALPOSTS?

EXCERPT FROM THE STUDY SHOWING THE SUBJECTS OF SAID STUDY WERE FROM HOSPITALS AND CLINICS. THEY WERE NOT ALL HOSPITALIZED, NOR ALL EVEN VISITED A HOSPITAL. IT ALSO EXPLICITLY INCLUDED SOME DIAGNOSES WITHOUT LAB TESTS.

ANOTHER EXCERPT SHOWING THE VARIETY OF RECORDS INVOLVED CAME FROM PLACES INCLUDING OUTPATIENT FACILITIES AND COMMUNITY HEALTH CENTERS, EVEN TELEMEDICINE VISITS.

THE REPUBLICAN DALEK@republicandalek· May 23

YET ANOTHER STAR TREK TITLE CARD AS GENERATED BY THE LINKED SKEET. THIS ONE SAYS 'TIME TO TALK ANOTHER COMPUTER TO DEATH'

THE REPUBLICAN DALEK@republicandalek· May 23

A STAR TREK TITLE CARD USING THE 'MIRROR UNIVERSE' PLANET OPENING. THE TITLE READS 'THE TERRAN EMPEROR HAD SOME GOOD IDEAS'

THE REPUBLICAN DALEK@republicandalek· May 23

A CUSTOM TITLED STAR TREK IMAGE, AS GENERATED BY THE QUOTED SKEET. IT SHOWS THE ORIGINAL ENTERPRISE ORBITING A PLANET, WITH THE TITLE "PLANET OF THE METAPHOR" OVER THE SHIP IN CLASSIC STAR TREK YELLOW FONT

THE REPUBLICAN DALEK@republicandalek· May 22

I KNOW *SOMEONE* DESERVES THIS

ANDY RICHTER AND A BARBERSHOP QUARTET OPENING THE FESTIVITIES

THE REPUBLICAN DALEK@republicandalek· May 22

THE REPUBLICAN DALEK@republicandalek· May 22

GETTING READY FOR THE WEINIE RACE BY BEER SIMMERING SOME DOGS!

THE REPUBLICAN DALEK@republicandalek· May 22

NOT TO WORRY, THOUGH! SPACEX PLANS TO BUILD A 20 TRILLION DOLLAR+ MARKET FOR.... CHATBOTS. IN. SPAAAAAAAAACE

ANOTHER SCREEN CAPTURE FROM THE ARS TECHNICA PIECE. THERE IS A CHART SHOWING WHERE SPACEX BELIEVES THE TRILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF MARKET IT CAN DEVELOP COME FROM, AND 22 *TRILLION* OF THAT IS DERIVED FROM 'ENTERPRISE APPLICATIONS', APPARENTLY MEANING CHATBOTS. CHATBOTS IN SPACE. THE NEXT PARAGRAPH READS: "“We believe we have identified the largest TAM in human history,” the company states on page 171 of the filing. “We believe our next trillion-dollar market is AI compute, which we contemplate will leverage our rockets and satellites for massive orbital deployment.”

THE REPUBLICAN DALEK@republicandalek· May 22

'But wait, RD, isn't putting satellites into orbit a real business?' IT *WAS* A REAL BUSINESS, MINIONS. BUT NOT ANYMORE!

EXCERPT FROM THE ARS TECHNICA ARTICLE ON SPACEX'S INSANE IPO DOCUMENTS. THE TEXT IN QUESTION: "The document revealed no major surprises about the company’s space operations, but there was a trove of details about its sprawling operations, which now encompass launch, spaceflight, space-based Internet, and, thanks to its recent acquisition of Musk’s xAI, social media and AI.

The company reported revenues of $18.67 billion in 2025, up significantly from $14.02 billion the year before. However, after turning a small profit in 2024, the company lost $4.94 billion in 2025 largely due to spending on artificial intelligence development." THE LAST PART, "due to spending on artificial intelligence development.", WAS HIGHLIGHTED TO EMPHASIZE HOW ELON MUSK IS SETTING THIS COMPANY ON FIRE TO BUILD ALLEGEDLY BETTER CHATBOTS

THE REPUBLICAN DALEK@republicandalek· May 22

THERE THERE, ANGELA: HUMAN LEADERS ARE COMMITTED TO ALLOWING *ALMOST* EVERY DEADLY AND RAVAGING ILLNESS TO SPREAD CONTINUOUSLY & WITHOUT MITIGATION. DAVROS KNOWS IT'S DONE WONDERS FOR COVID! SOON ENOUGH YOU'LL BE ABLE TO JUMP BACK INTO THE VIRAL SOUP WITH THE REST OF THE TEST SUBJECTS!

EXCERPT FROM THE NPR ARTICLE IN LAST SKEET ABOUT ONE 'ANGELA PERRYMAN', VERY SPECIAL AND EXCEPTIONAL HUMAN WHO BELIEVES SHE SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO TRAVEL WILLY-NILLY ACROSS THE COUNTRY WHILE POSSIBLY INCUBATING A DEADLY PLAGUE, PERHAPS BECAUSE THAT'S THE NEW NORMAL FOR YOUR SPECIES MORE GENERALLY, BUT MOSTLY OUT OF EXTREME, GALAXY-LEVEL ENTITLEMENT. "Angela Perryman says she trusted federal officials when they flew her and 17 other Americans back to the U.S. after the MV Hondius cruise ship was hit by the deadly hantavirus outbreak.

Their stay at the National Quarantine Unit in Nebraska was voluntary, officials publicly stated. In fact, Trump administration officials, clearly sensitive to the post-pandemic backlash against lockdowns and mandates, took pains to avoid even using the word "quarantine."

So Perryman says she worked out a plan to leave Omaha and monitor herself for the virus in Florida. But when she and at least one other passenger tried to leave, they were handed a legal order May 18 requiring them to stay until the end of the month, she says."

THE REPUBLICAN DALEK@republicandalek· May 17

WELL, I BELIEVE THERE ARE MORE THAN 7 QAMARIAS NATIONWIDE, AT LEAST; IT'S A FAST GROWING RECENT CHAIN THAT, I GATHER, STARTED A FEW YEARS AGO IN DEARBORN, MI. BUT THERE IS JUST THE ONE IN MADISON! CONVENIENTLY LOCATED PROXIMATE TO BOOZE RUN SITES FOR MY MINIONS ON THE WEST SIDE DETAIL.

A MAP SQUARE TAKEN CRUDELY FROM GOOGLE, SHOWING THE LOCATION OF QAMARIA COFFEE ON ODANA ROAD, WITH LINES TO THE NEARBY TOTAL WINE AND MORDOR/WOODMAN'S.

THE REPUBLICAN DALEK@republicandalek· May 17

TO JUMP=START YOUR CAPITALIST QUEST, I CHOSE TO FORGO MY USUAL TURKISH COFFEE (ICHOR-STRONG TO FUEL MY DALEK RAGE) AND HAD THE SHOPPING AUTONS BRING ME BACK SOMETHING ICED FROM THE YEMENI COFFEE PLACE THIS TIME!

PICTURE OF TWO COFFEE DRINKS IN TO-GO CONTAINERS FROM QAMARIA COFFEE ON MADISON'S WEST SIDE. SOMETHING THE TECH DALEK WANTED, HOT, IS ON THE LEFT, BUT IMPORTANTLY, AN ICED VERSION OF THE MUFAWAAR, WHICH IS A YEMENI COFFEE CONCOCTION MADE WITH CARDAMOM AND CREAM, ON THE RIGHT. YAY, DALEK CAPITALISM!

EXCERPT FROM THE ONLINE MENU FOR THE COFFEE PLACE, WITH A DESCRIPTION OF MY ICED DRINK CIRCLED IN RED. SAID DESCRIPTION READS: Iced Mufawaar
$5.50
16 oz iced blend of medium roast coffee with the perfect balance of cardamom and cream.

THE REPUBLICAN DALEK@republicandalek· Apr 25

@unicornteeth.bsky.social @kjaycee.bsky.social MISTAKES MAY HAVE BEEN MADE. #THELASTDRIVEIN

A VERY FROSTY BOTTLE OF FANCY SCHARF HOT GINGER JAGERMEISTER WITH A SMALL SHOT OF THE LIQUID IN A NEARBY GLASS. THE LIQUID IS A PLEASANT GOLD HUE. THIS IS A TRAP

THE REPUBLICAN DALEK@republicandalek· Apr 25

OH NO. IT'S MUCH MORE DANGEROUS LOOKING. #THELASTDRIVEIN

A BOTTLE OF THE SPICY GINGER JAGERMEISTER

THE BACK OF THE BOTTLE, WITH ADVERTISING COPY ABOUT HOW INTENSE AND SPICY IT IS

THE REPUBLICAN DALEK@republicandalek· Apr 25

POLISHING OFF SOME FERRIN MAIBOCK BEFORE MOVING ON! #THELASTDRIVEIN

A HALF EMPTY GLASS OF MAIBOCK NEXT TO THE HOFBRAU MAIBOCK BOTTLE

THE REPUBLICAN DALEK@republicandalek· Apr 11

OH YEAH? WELL IT'S TIME FOR #FILM11 THEN, AS I *ALSO* GO BACK TO REVISIT WALPURGISNACHT OF OLD WITH THE JOE BOB PRESENTATION OF 'THE DEVIL'S RAIN'! TAKING DOWN NOTES FOR THE UPCOMING CELEBRATION. NEED SOME HERBS, SOME BURNING BROOMS... #30FILMSOFHALFWAYTOHALLOWEEN

A CROPPED SECTION OF A STILL FROM 'THE DEVIL'S RAIN' WHERE SHATNER IS GETTING INTO A CAR. HIS COWBOY HAT, WHICH MAY BE CORDUROY, I AM NOT CERTAIN, IS ON THE POWDER BLUE TOP OF THE CAR AND HE IS LOOKING OVER SAID TOP. DUE TO THE AWKWARD PAUSE, SHATNER LOOKS EXTREMELY TIRED OR INTOXICATED.

THE REPUBLICAN DALEK@republicandalek· Mar 28

SPEAKING OF MAKING BEST OUT OF BAFFLING HUMAN BEHAVIOR, ONE OF THE DALEK'S FAVORITE LOCAL BREWERIES HAS PUT OUT AN AARON RODGERS THEMED BEER THAT MY SPIES JUST *HAD* TO PURCHASE TODAY. I AM TOLD IT IS AVAILABLE IN YOUR NECK OF THE WOODS IN THE MIDDLETON HIPPY FOOD DEN! untappd.com/b/young-bloo...

IMAGE OF THE FRONT OF A CAN OF 'HE TRANSCENDS KNOWLEDGE', A RICE LAGER WITH JASMINE GREEN TEA NAMED AFTER AARON RODGERS. THE ART SHOWS A RODGERS-LOOKING HUMAN IN FLOWING ROBES IN A DRAMATIC, BIBLICAL SCENE, SOARING CLOUDS, ROCKY OUTCROPPINGS, VERY PROPHETIC

PICTURE OF THE BEER FLAVOR TEXT ON THE SIDE OF THE CAN. IT READS: "Aaron Rodgers gets knocked around for coming off as the smartest person in the room, but what a lot of people don’t realize is that he is not at all concerned with your opinions. He exists on a higher plane than you or I. Empirical data is irrelevant when exclusively viewing the universe with your third eye."

THE REPUBLICAN DALEK@republicandalek· Mar 15

@kjaycee.bsky.social LET THIS BE A FORMAL WELCOME BACK TO THE SECTOR!

SCREEN CAPTURE FROM WEATHER UNDERGROUND FOR MIDDLETON AREA SHOWING THE IMPENDING SNOWPOCALYPSE.

THE REPUBLICAN DALEK@republicandalek· Mar 7

CLIMAX BOOZE! #THELASTDRIVEIN

THE REPUBLICAN DALEK@republicandalek· Mar 7

BEFORE THE FLOODING HITS, I HAVE BURRITOS INCOMING! #THELASTDRIVEIN

THE REPUBLICAN DALEK@republicandalek· Mar 7

AND SPEAKING OF MAJESTIC ANIMALS, SNAKE LOBBY #1 HAS JOINED US FOR THE FINAL EPISODE OF #THELASTDRIVEIN ! THAT OR HE'S TRYING TO VANDALIZE HIS EXPENSIVE LED LIGHTING SYSTEM AGAIN. BUT I PREFER TO THINK IT'S REPTILIAN LOVE OF THE CINEMA THAT HAS BROUGHT OUT OUR SCALY PAL

SNAKE LOBBY #1 STARING AT HIS FANCY LED LIGHTING SYSTEM, WHICH RECENTLY REPLACED HIS *LAST* FANCY LED LIGHTING SYSTEM, WHICH WAS DESTROYED BY... ANTICS.

ANYWAY, HE'S OUT FOR THE FILM!

THE REPUBLICAN DALEK@republicandalek· Mar 7

LEGAL AUTON WAS TELLING ME THIS MOVIE IS REMINDING THEM OF 'BLACKGAS', A RELATIVELY OBSCURE ZOMBIE COMIC SERIES BY THE AUTHOR WARREN ELLIS, WHICH ALSO INVOLVED A SEASIDE TOWN THAT FALLS PREY TO A WEIRD SORT OF SLEEPWALKY MASS CANNIBALISM. ONE OF THE BIG SYMPTOMS IS EYE-BLEEDING TOO! #THELASTDRIVEIN