The Professor wasn't always an evil, egostistical balloon-obsessed pressure-loving maniac... ...only most of those things. 🎨: @kitty123.bsky.social

sorry the original person that was gonna be here somehow exploded so I have to ✨fill✨ in

If you ever see the Professor turning blue, you need to roll her to her lab immediately, or else the suit's pneumatic systems will fail and you'll be stuck with the cleanup. I had this partially done midway through July but then vacation happened. Pic on FA: www.furaffinity.net/view/65905905/

Hohohohoho it's time for the world-famous levitation into disappearing act

Since I missed the actual date due to Shenanigans™️ you can have this Evil Machinations Blueprint™️ for free:

Found it! You might sense a pattern.

I didn't intend to haul much merch from sizecon, but fair enough with this one, the intrusive thoughts won. "Over here, we just call them thoughts" -a wise dragon design @softbugz.bsky.social

I have just realized that the person starting the joke is the one tasked with providing the punchline, which means that in my altruistic attempt to give you a setup for a joke, I have inavertently put myself into a position that I am poorly equipped to DEAL WITH THIS! 😼

Despite the slight inconvenience, the Professor is actually rather pumped(!) to head to SizeCon '26! 🩷💚 @sizecon.bsky.social

POV: For my next trick, I'll make you disappear! Gift by @raptorsoup.bsky.social thank you again 💖🎉 🎨 @netuma.bsky.social (REALLY good work btw!)

That's one item off the checklist 💪 Sadly they yet have to invent a butterfly pec press that inflates your titties irl 😔 www.furaffinity.net/view/63583917

the next pic I'm wrapping up has been in the making since October 2023(!) (technically) If I could swell with pride I'd be as big as the lynx in it Then it's to the stuff I promised, I swear 🤞

What's better than ending the year with *a* bang? www.furaffinity.net/view/63503716/

Make your pick! I've got an army of them! (credit to unitdwolf ☝️ for the uninitiated🐱)

My 2025 Secret Santa contribution is a 🐍🎈 The most diffcult part was making sure the pic won't remain stuck on my desktop in a completely different city while I go home for Christmas. www.furaffinity.net/view/63425504/

this notebook is gender

If you're gonna blimp, then might as well do it someplace where nobody is going to see you, right? 🎈 A belated raffle reward for @dumersaq117.bsky.social -- thank you for being so patient with meeeeeee 🎉 www.furaffinity.net/view/63078191

Contrary to popular belief I am still working through my art queue (including the raffle pic and whatnot). Put this one together a few weeks back and forgot to post it though. Have a belated blimp for @veralycaon.bsky.social

I think I should just repost this pic (2022) for each Halloween from now on because I'm not gonna top it 🐱 Maybe I should get a new version done, matching the new design-

I heard the new episodes are fire

This definitely looked better in my head.

Yea OK we hit 200 follows recently so let's CELEBRATE 🎉 I'm hosting a raffle for a full-color infl4tion pic (like the examples). Like, repost and comment by Saturday, Oct 18th for a shot at a slot! Wanna spice it up? Post your best Halloween pic idea alongside your comment 🎃 (Not that it'll help-)

ah ✨shit✨

The Overbold... a Halloween costume prototype, or an omen of things to come after a kobold gets fed up with life of servitude? We'll let @keebold.bsky.social (featured) decide.

...Septemburst.

Ohhh noooooo why could it possible be that I've waited for sooooooo long to post this one oooooo I wonderrrrrrrrrrrr

Looking forward to the upcoming stock market crisis that we can blame on a single symbol:

Warning ⚠️ - The Rosamunde Poolside Companion is NOT a floatation device - The Rosamunde Poolside Companion may consume your drink and air reserves within its vicinity - Overfilling your Companion may result in bursting, and the subsequent voiding of your warranty www.furaffinity.net/view/62088962

Helium Day / Airborne August raffle reward for @copain22.bsky.social, who's a TOTAL balloon and didn't know what they were signing up for when they asked for the prompt to be DEAL! Well, I'm sure they'll be- 💥 www.furaffinity.net/view/61982268