Professor Polymer 🎈
@rosamoonde
Balloon artist | Enjoyer of rounds in tight suits | This is a strictly 🔞 space | 26
The Professor wasn't always an evil, egostistical balloon-obsessed pressure-loving maniac... ...only most of those things. 🎨: @kitty123.bsky.social
Hey @squeakbeastneoma.bsky.social are you hearing this? Congratulations 🎉 Now let's see if I can be done before Helium day... 😺
sorry the original person that was gonna be here somehow exploded so I have to ✨fill✨ in
It's TIME! I'll draw one colored 🎈 pic based on randomly picked ref. Remember to like, repost and follow- winner will be announced on Aug 9 (delays nonwithstanding) Like last year, you're encouraged to submit a prompt alongside your ref to specify what you're looking for! bsky.app/profile/buoy...
If you ever see the Professor turning blue, you need to roll her to her lab immediately, or else the suit's pneumatic systems will fail and you'll be stuck with the cleanup. I had this partially done midway through July but then vacation happened. Pic on FA: www.furaffinity.net/view/65905905/
The Professor doesn't even order you to stop pumping anymore she just looks at you like this
Adrian is surprisingly eloquent and soft-spoken for an evil henchman, and solves crosswords in his spare time.
"The Professor and her getaway blimp might be hiding anywhere!" The humble CargoLifter megahangar:
Just don't spike her over the net. 🏖️🏐 www.furaffinity.net/view/65628247/
This is how you'll find me looming over the city on a good day 🎈🐱
Hohohohoho it's time for the world-famous levitation into disappearing act
Since I missed the actual date due to Shenanigans™️ you can have this Evil Machinations Blueprint™️ for free:
I didn't intend to haul much merch from sizecon, but fair enough with this one, the intrusive thoughts won. "Over here, we just call them thoughts" -a wise dragon design @softbugz.bsky.social
I have just realized that the person starting the joke is the one tasked with providing the punchline, which means that in my altruistic attempt to give you a setup for a joke, I have inavertently put myself into a position that I am poorly equipped to DEAL WITH THIS! 😼
Despite the slight inconvenience, the Professor is actually rather pumped(!) to head to SizeCon '26! 🩷💚 @sizecon.bsky.social
POV: For my next trick, I'll make you disappear! Gift by @raptorsoup.bsky.social thank you again 💖🎉 🎨 @netuma.bsky.social (REALLY good work btw!)
That's one item off the checklist 💪 Sadly they yet have to invent a butterfly pec press that inflates your titties irl 😔 www.furaffinity.net/view/63583917
the next pic I'm wrapping up has been in the making since October 2023(!) (technically) If I could swell with pride I'd be as big as the lynx in it Then it's to the stuff I promised, I swear 🤞
What's better than ending the year with *a* bang? www.furaffinity.net/view/63503716/
Make your pick! I've got an army of them! (credit to unitdwolf ☝️ for the uninitiated🐱)
My 2025 Secret Santa contribution is a 🐍🎈 The most diffcult part was making sure the pic won't remain stuck on my desktop in a completely different city while I go home for Christmas. www.furaffinity.net/view/63425504/
If you're gonna blimp, then might as well do it someplace where nobody is going to see you, right? 🎈 A belated raffle reward for @dumersaq117.bsky.social -- thank you for being so patient with meeeeeee 🎉 www.furaffinity.net/view/63078191
Contrary to popular belief I am still working through my art queue (including the raffle pic and whatnot). Put this one together a few weeks back and forgot to post it though. Have a belated blimp for @veralycaon.bsky.social