Russell Ries

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Russell Ries@russellries· Jul 1

As we approach 4th of July weekend, I’d like to remind everyone of something very important that George Washington once said

Portrait of George Washington. He has a cartoon speech bubble that says “When you quote historical figures, always cite your source(s)”

Russell Ries@russellries· Jun 4

I never realized Paul Giamatti was at the Pele Cosmos signing

Red outline around a guy who looks like Paul Giamatti, standing at a podium as Pele signs a contract at a table next to him

Russell Ries@russellries· Jun 2

Grilling potato slices is my new jam

Russell Ries@russellries· May 22

Crazy how Ronan and Valair predicted the exact same things

Russell Ries@russellries· May 6

We have fun

He-Man style font which says "Joe Mama Angie Daddy" in front of a cosmic space type background

Russell Ries@russellries· May 4

Right. And then what the hell is this abomination? (It's Teddy the Doghouse but also WTF?)

A screenshot from Mickey Mouse Funhouse with Mickey, Minnie, Goofy, Donald, Daisy, Pluton and Teddy the Doghouse (who is circled in red). The gang is dressed for an adventure in Ancient Greece.

Russell Ries@russellries· May 4

This is my dog Rigby. He is a good boy. He keeps the backyard free of squirrels and birds and stuff

An orange and white dog (named Rigby but you can’t tell that from the picture) with long hair, shown from behind as he looks out into a backyard from a porch at night

Russell Ries@russellries· Apr 20

@theathletic.com Are y'all too busy to update the Titans' logo or do you just not care?

Russell Ries@russellries· Apr 16

If the #Titans' draft unfolded like this, I would be okay with it

A to Z Sports mock draft simulated for the Titans.

Arvell Reese @ #4
Denzel Boston @ #35
Jacob Rodriguez @ #66
Samuel Hecht @ #101
Charles Demmings @ #142
Parker Brailsford @ #144
Taylen Green @ #184
DeMonte Capehart @ #1194
Eli Heidenreich @ #225

Russell Ries@russellries· Apr 15

Good morning. Had to get this out of my brain. It is dumb but I don’t care. HUGE win last night! #EveryoneN

Russell Ries@russellries· Apr 14

@sixonefivesoccer.com @benwright.bsky.social Watch party on Wednesday, March 18th?

Russell Ries@russellries· Apr 8

Just got my hands on a 1954 map of Nashville. Pretty much the same place as it is now…🦞

Unfolded map of Nashville from 1954. Most of the map has a yellow background while the downtown area is white. Parks are marked in green. On the left side of the map is a blue vertical section titled “Scenic Nashville” with photos of some downtown landmarks like the Opry (when it was at the Ryman Auditorium), the courthouse and 1st Presbyterian Church.

Backside of an unfolded map on Nashville from 1954. One half (which is upside down in the image) is a Street Index. The other half has a section for a detailed map of downtown Nashville, a section on “Points of Interest” which includes the State Capitol, the Tomb of James K Polk, the Hermitage, the Parthenon, Fort Nashborough & Vanderbilt University. The last section is the front and back of the map when it is folded up.

Russell Ries@russellries· Apr 7

I can finally check “Own a Bush vs. Kerry 2004 Presidential Election commemorative pocket knife” off of my bucket list

Cover of a metal tin with a waving American flag in the background. In the foreground is a picture of John Kerry, from the shoulders up, sternly pointing his finger and a picture of George Bush, also from the shoulders up, squinting while wearing a cowboy hat. Below them is written “Bush vs Kerry 2004” and in smaller text “2004 Presidential Election”

A pocket knife with a white background and a picture of John Kerry, from the shoulders up, sternly pointing his finger and a picture of George Bush, also from the shoulders up, squinting while wearing a cowboy hat. Next to that it says “Bush vs Kerry 2004” and in smaller text “2004 Presidential Election”

Russell Ries@russellries· Mar 27

I want to thank @chadstanton.blacksky.app for introducing me to Mumbo Jumbo. I’ve finally had a chance to start it and this book is amazing. Unlike anything else I’ve ever read. Can’t wait to keep reading

Cover of the book “Mumbo Jumbo” by Ishmael Reed

Russell Ries@russellries· Mar 13

Hilarious that the #Titans team shop features the new home jersey for Sneed when they are going to cut him this weekend

New Tennessee Titans home jersey with the name Sneed and the number 38. The price is listed as $149.99

Russell Ries@russellries· Mar 13

This is probably my favorite part of the #Titans redesign. I’ll take this logo (without the football outline) on a hat please

Russell Ries@russellries· Mar 12

Looks like someone leaked the new #Titans uniforms #TitanUp

Three Tennessee Titans players stand in various versions of their new light blue & white uniforms

Russell Ries@russellries· Feb 16

The real and correct rankings of this year’s MLS jerseys

MLS jerseys sorted from best to worst by appearance. Real Salt Lake’s jersey is number one & Red Bull New York is last

Russell Ries@russellries· Feb 13

I mean, seriously...

List of the top active Swedish NHL players by points. Filip Forsberg is second only to Mika Zibanejad

Russell Ries@russellries· Feb 2

It angers me to no end that Teams forces me to look at this page when the signal is weak. Let me navigate away from your crappy platform while its down!!!

Error message from Microsoft Teams, which reads "Hold on. Looks like something went wrong. We're trying to get you back into the meeting"

Russell Ries@russellries· Jan 26

So grateful to the people of NES for working around the clock to restore power to the city. I hope everyone is staying safe and warm!🦞

Ice covering limbs, bushes and wires. The top of a tree has snapped and is hanging down

Trees droop under the weight of ice in a backyard

Ice covered trees in the background, telephone wires with hundreds of icicles in the foreground

Russell Ries@russellries· Jan 5

Today is the 5 year anniversary of the death of my father (for whom I was named.) He was a good and kind man and I miss him dearly every day. If you feel so inclined, please do something nice for somebody today in his honor

Russell Ries@russellries· Dec 27

Two days later and we still have a feral Christmas toddler on the loose

A hand holds a piece candy called Treacle Toffee, which is still in the wrapper but a bit sized piece is missing from the top

Russell Ries@russellries· Dec 27

I’d like to personally thank @drewmagary.bsky.social for suggesting my new Christmas gift/crippling addiction. This game rules

The case for Everybody’s Golf Hotshots for Switch

Russell Ries@russellries· Nov 21

Mount your Tv in the wall

Russell Ries@russellries· Nov 21

Livingbedroom

A living room area has been digitally altered to look like a bedroom

Russell Ries@russellries· Nov 21

Replace the toilet and sink in your bathroom with an ottoman and an orchid shelf!

A bathroom which has been digitally altered to show an ottoman where the toilet should be and a floating shelf with an orchid and some candles has replaced the sink

Russell Ries@russellries· Nov 21

Stove plants and chair legs on stairs

A galley kitchen with a table in the middle. Plants have been digitally added to the top of the stove. One of the chairs has a leg that is on top of a stair step

Russell Ries@russellries· Nov 21

Real estate agents are digitally staging homes with AI and its wild. Behold! Hallway office room with wobble reflections and door shelf!

A wide hallway or central room that has been digitally altered to show an oversized marble desk in the center. There is a plan on the dest that has no reflection. Behind the dest there is a black bookshelf which is casting a wobbly reflection into the hardwood floor. In the front left of the image is half of a door, opening into the room. A surface area has been digitally added to the door. Behind it is a lamp with a messed up shade.

Russell Ries@russellries· Nov 18

@actualnames.bsky.social want to connect with Gay Pillow on LinkedIn?