Samantha Bartram

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Samantha Bartram@samebartram· 13h

I finally got my shit together to enter a couple categories in my town's flower/veggie show this weekend - my flowers got 3rd place (out of 3 entries lol - it's my first try!) and my cherry tomatoes got 2nd! 🙌 yall I feel very proud, actually 🥹

A predominantly pink arranged flower design in the Japanese moribana style. It features a large, foofy pink hydrangea; pink muppet-like globe amaranth; and Japanese painted fern, all grown by me! They are held in place with a pin holder and are positioned to one side in a clear, shallow glass dish, showing most of the water. Two index cards describe the design and a white, 3rd place ribbon is there! A judge's comment on a post-it note reads: "follows the moribana design well."

The photo is sideways - sorry! It's 5 orange, sun gold cherry ttomatoes on a small, white paper plate. A small card describes the variety of veggies. A red, 2nd place ribbon is there!

Samantha Bartram@samebartram· 3d

Like this!

Shadows cast on a brick sidewalk - they look like little crescent moons because there's an eclipse going on! Taken in 2017 in northern Virginia

Shadows cast on a brick sidewalk - they look like little crescent moons because there's an eclipse going on! A man's besneakered foot is also visible. Taken in 2017 in northern Virginia

Samantha Bartram@samebartram· 4d

damn right

Samantha Bartram@samebartram· 10d

I feel so POWERFUL

Me, a white lady, wearing an extremely rad t shirt - it's a black v neck featuring a cluster of delicious looking vegetables, surrounded by sick lightening, over which the word VEGETABLES is emblazoned in green letters

Samantha Bartram@samebartram· Jul 12

Meme from the show Community depicting the dean with thr caption, "this better not awaken anything in me"

Samantha Bartram@samebartram· Jul 2

Stay cool, everyone 💚🤍🖤

A black and white cat laying in a narrow dirt channel separating a lawn from a flower bed edged in brick. Her arms are extended in front of her, giving the impression she's flying or swimming. The rest of her body is loaf. Her name is Bottom John, and she's trying to stay cool!

Samantha Bartram@samebartram· Jun 21

Me and my dad circa 1979/1980 🤩 hard to tell here but in addition to that extremely rad beard he also had a long braid at this time - real Willie Nelson vibes ❤️ Happy father's day to all the cool old hippie dads out there 💜❤️💜

An old photo of me as a wee baby in a kiddie pool supervised by my dad, who is sporting an awesomely fulsome red beard - taken around 1979/1980

Samantha Bartram@samebartram· Jun 1

Gm😉

Samantha Bartram@samebartram· May 15

OMG yes! YES!!!!!!!

It's The Onion sickos meme!!! A dude standing outside a window looking in, wearing a shirt that reads, "sickos," and cackling to himself, "Yes...ha ha ha... YES!"

Samantha Bartram@samebartram· Apr 19

Agree it's never where the greatest stuff is, with the exception of perhaps 1 (one) title

The cover of the 2004 book, "bad cat - 244 not-so-pretty kitties and cats gone bad," a certified #1 New York Times bestseller. The cat pictured is sitting on a green and cream linoleum floor, has a visible snaggletooth, and looks the description in the subtitle.

Samantha Bartram@samebartram· Apr 7

Just reading up on what exactly is required to pull off a nuclear weapons launch in the US and, well...

Screenshot of the Wikipedia entry on the "Two-person Rule" that describes the US requirements to launch nukes - a key passage reads:
Journalist Ron Rosenbaum has pointed out that, once the order is issued, the process is entirely concerned with authenticating the identity of the commanding officers and the authenticity of the order, and there are no safeguards to verify that the order or the person issuing it is actually sane.[3] Notably, Major Harold Hering was discharged from the Air Force for asking the question, "How can I know that an order I receive to launch my missiles came from a sane President?"[3]

The two-person rule only applies in the missile silos and submarines; there is no check on the US president's sole authority to order a nuclear launch.[4]

Two-person rule - Wikipedia https://share.google/6gBsKeL8iaQTcMn1a

Samantha Bartram@samebartram· Mar 9

My partner found a cool dozen eastern red backed salamanders while tidying up our flower beds yesterday 😍 makes me so happy to see these little guys! #herps

Two eastern red-backed salamanders resting in the mud and leaves

Samantha Bartram@samebartram· Feb 21

You're goddamn right I will be spending $50 on this vintage Russian Pallas' cat figurine

Close up of thr aforementioned Pallas' cat figurines face - it has squints eyes and the characteristic grey/brown/white coloring

Samantha Bartram@samebartram· Feb 10

Close up of gnocchi's face - she is a long-haired Maine coon cat with very fluffy grey and white fur. Shes snoozing on a soft blue blanket and her eyes are closed. Shes got the sweetest little pink/orange nose. She has a million long white whiskers. She is snuggly perfection.

Samantha Bartram@samebartram· Jan 25

I made pizza and brownies

Samantha Bartram@samebartram· Dec 28

Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Soundgarden, Pearl Jam, or Alice in Chains

DJ Shadow's 1996 album "Endtroducing..."

Samantha Bartram@samebartram· Dec 26

Do you guys have Harry Nilsson's The Point? It was one of my favorite records as a kid - and remains so as an adult, honestly. Also the cartoon version with Ringo Starr (pictured) narrating absolutely rules The Point! - Wikipedia share.google/L0WrJRjw4Mrn...

A promotional image for the 1971 cartoon film The Point

Samantha Bartram@samebartram· Dec 25

Goetta outside ohio mentioned!!!

"Mentioned" meme with Cincinnati as the subject.

Samantha Bartram@samebartram· Dec 25

Happy Happy Xmas eve! Tonight's eats kicked off with perhaps my best holiday appetizer to date: roasted garlic crostini with homemade romesco sauce, shaved parmesan, and garlic butter shrimp 😈🎅😁