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seidrade✨@seidrade· Jun 7

my professor’s towel can’t be this inadequate… 👀👌 #nsfw #drratio #ratiorine #hsr #seidradeart

A digital painting of Dr. Ratio from Honkai: Star Rail rendered in warm pink, peach and orange tones against a pale blue/peach gradient background with cool blue rim-lighting and dark shadows from overhead light.

His hair is dark purple and he is not wearing his usual golden laurel hair accessory. He is quite muscular (aka, fat tits and huge arms) and posing nude except for a small white towel around his waist and soap bubbles covering parts of his torso and arms.

His head is tipped back and he is looking at the camera with a slightly pensive expression. One hand is crossing his chest to rest on the opposite collarbone while the other arm rests at his side.

His dick is visible peeking out from the bottom of his tiny towel, featuring a Prince Albert piercing with a gold captive bead ring as the jewelry because I have a goddamn AGENDA when it comes to Ratio dick piercings OKAY 👍

seidrade✨@seidrade· May 27

Ratio WIP because I refuse to stop giving this guy squeezable tits and dick piercings 💦 (obv Aventurine is behind the camera, who else would get him to pose like this) #seidradeart #nsfw #drratio #ratiorine

An in-progress digital painting of Dr. Ratio from Honkai: Star Rail rendered in warm pink, peach and orange tones against an off-white background with cool pale blue rim-lighting. His hair is dark purple and he is not wearing his usual golden laurel hair accessory. He is quite muscular (aka, fat tits and huge arms) and posing nude except for a small white towel around his waist and soap bubbles covering parts of his torso and arms.

His head is tipped back and he is looking at the camera with a slightly pensive expression. One hand is crossing his chest to rest on the opposite collarbone while the other arm rests at his side. His dick is visible peeking out from the bottom of his tiny towel, featuring a Prince Albert piercing with a gold captive bead ring as the jewelry because I have a goddamn AGENDA when it comes to Ratio dick piercings OKAY 👍

Same as the other image but without the soap bubbles!

seidrade✨@seidrade· Apr 29

Since I dangled it, here's some sug@r baby Ratio being teased by Sleazeturine (will that be enough to evade any bots, lol) Tags/CW: dubcon (Ratio's acting tsundere), age gap (early 20s/45ish), public groping, Ratio in a mini-skirt, dirty talk, eventual switching #aventio #ratiorine #nsfw

Veritas isn't surprised that Aventurine drives what can only be described as a custom painted monstrosity.

"Does this predate your midlife crisis? Or is it recent?" he finds himself asking as they approach the glittering turquoise and gold two-seater convertible. Truly, where does this man get off on critiquing other people's overpriced modes of transportation?

"Oh, I've had this baby for a minute," Aventurine says lightly, unbothered by the dig— or at least, not showing if he is. "The real midlife-crisis-mobile is at home in the garage. You'll get a kick out of her. Hop in, gorgeous."

It's cramped for leg-room, Veritas notes without surprise. He's always had trouble getting comfortable in smaller vehicles. Aventurine simply bounds into the driver's side without opening the door, the little imp that he is, then cackles when he sees how Veritas has to scrunch his knees up, which incidentally shows off a rather indecent amount of thigh in his current outfit.

"Oh, this was the right idea," Aventurine purrs, settling in and running his hand up Veritas' exposed skin like he had earlier. Distracted by his attempt to unstick the seatbelt from where it's been wedged between the seat and the door, Veritas isn't quick enough to disentangle himself and put a stop to Aventurine's wandering fingers. That warm, gloved grip cups him unabashedly through the far-too-skimpy underwear he'd attempted to tuck himself into, sending heat shimmering through Veritas' entire body.

"Such a big boy," Aventurine says, clearly very pleased with himself. He kneads Veritas' cock with languid ease as Veritas extracts himself from his tangle with the seatbelt and turns, intending to bat him away. Unfortunately, just as he reaches out to push Aventurine off him, the diabolical bastard thumbs over the head of Veritas' cock in a way that sends a paralytic jolt of pleasure up through the pit of his stomach and straight into his brain stem.

"And so pretty," Aventurine goes on, heedless of the fact that there are people walking down the sidewalk, cars passing by. The entire city might as well be listening in as he leans in with an elbow on the back of Veritas' seat, brushing his lips against the sensitive shell of Veritas' ear. "Do you know what I would do to lean over, flip up this flimsy little skirt, and suck you off right now? I'd swallow every last drop."

Veritas finally manages to reboot and push on Aventurine's wrist, but it's weak. He's twitching and filling out in Aventurine's leather-coated palm, and the sheer horror at the thought of someone looking over and noticing what they're doing has his heart racing, which is only making him get harder faster. Fuck, he's dizzy. All he wants to do is spread his thighs and let Aventurine make good on every last one of his terrible promises.

"Not… not here."

"Oh, and he blushes so pretty too," Aventurine hums in approval. He's still stroking Veritas, having worked his way underneath the panties. "You sure you want me to stop? Feels like you might enjoy a little bit of danger, hm? This part of you sure does."

"You are deeply repulsive," Veritas breathes, chin tilting up as Aventurine thumbs over the head again, toying with his foreskin by drawing it down ever so slightly before squeezing it back over the crown. The headrest is too short for him and he ends up leaning further back than he'd intended. It must be so obvious to anyone with eyes and half a brain what Aventurine is doing to him. Gods, he's already starting to drip, the glide of those soft lambskin gloves growing a little slippery with the next pass.

"Tell me to stop like you mean it," Aventurine goads, finally stroking his entire length. "Tell me to stop, and I will." Veritas can't breathe for how turned on he is. He doesn't dare to look towards the sidewalk, a nervous sweat prickling over his skin.

"I can't do that," he admits, biting the inside of his lip and making himself tuck his chin back down in a no-doubt futile attempt to make his pleasure less obvious to passersby. "But we should— get going."

"Worried you'll lose it before we even get back to my place?"

For better or worse— and part of Veritas' brain would definitely argue worse— Aventurine pulls his hand back from beneath Veritas' egregiously-tented skirt and gives him a pointed look, raising his fingers to his mouth and licking the traces of Veritas' pre from the thin, black leather.

Veritas thinks he might pass out.

seidrade✨@seidrade· Apr 28

Aw, I appreciate you, anon! I'm so glad they're still enjoyable on a third go-round, lol! (I'm the same, I usually can't go back and re-read a fic until I've mostly forgotten the important bits!) Thank you so much for readinggg! 💞

strawpage anon: "I love your Sunday im rereading Sweet Tooth for the third time (i wait till i forget the details LOL) thank you for publising your works!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

seidrade✨@seidrade· Apr 20

Thank you anon!! I'm so glad you liked it, I really wanted it to be worth the wait. And OOH, tbh I genuinely had not even entertained this idea. There's certainly a lot of crossover between Captive Audience and Sub Palmas, however unintentional. However... SP Ratio already had a dick piercing...

strawpage anon: "Wow!! That chapter was incredible! Is CA Ratio the same as SP Ratio?"

seidrade✨@seidrade· Apr 20

Hard to say. There's two that are partially done but tbh I kinda just missed writing Ratiorine/Aventio, so I've been focusing more on those recently. (And trying to finish up some older WIPs, including more Pomegranate.) I did post some snippets from some Sweet Tooth WIPs, I'll link them below!

strawpage anon: "is there a new fic in sweet tooth coming anytime soon? sorry if you’ve talked about this haha i don’t really use bluesky"

seidrade✨@seidrade· Apr 19

With your powers combined, sweet anons, I somehow managed to finish editing and post this absolute behemoth of a chapter. THANK YOU!!! bsky.app/profile/seid...

Strawpage anon:

so excited for the final chapter of captive audience! that one is probably up there for my most reread of your fics, and know the conclusion will be equally delicious!

strawpage anon:

Sooo excited for captive audience

seidrade✨@seidrade· Apr 19

Captive Audience, Ch. 4 // 14.2k Aventurine/Jing Yuan/Dr. Ratio #jingaventio #aventio #avenyuan #jingtio #jingyuan #nsfw // explicit 🦚 transmasc dom 🦁 service top just lending a cock 🛁 first time sub bottom Aventurine finally allows Ratio to be fucked. Jing Yuan helps. ao3.org/works/576790...

Captive Audience by seidrade

Chapter 4 Summary:

“Ah, the handsome doctor. So nice to finally confirm my suspicion that you'd look perfect on your hands and knees." Those dilated, cyan-edged pupils were mesmerizing in the low golden light, amusement visible even in their aroused depths. This utterly maddening man. Aventurine certainly never missed an opportunity to tease, and the intimate timber of his voice was not something Ratio was prepared to resist.

"You really want to do this, hm?" Aventurine went on, blasé in tone but intent in focus. He seemed to be asking something beyond the present moment. "You want to let me see you take him like you were made for it?"

Tags for Captive Audience. Please visit link for screenreader-friendly version!

seidrade✨@seidrade· Apr 8

Okay, so I know some people argue that #drratio is verifiably thousands of years old because he shows up in a Gold and Gears Occurrence, but we actually have fairly contemporary canon (or otherwise official) sources mentioning how young he is. Source: m.hoyolab.com#/article/244... Thread below 🧵⬇

Excerpt from HSR in-universe social media comments on a post by 'Fresh News at the University of Veritas Prime' which is titled "(Repost) First Class Honors Degree Awarded to Veritas Ratio"

MathsSchoolSmartypants: And he's still not making it into the Genius Society? The criteria are not making a lot of sense here...

LowKey: It's just that uni's announcement makes him sound OP. he's pretty ordinary in the world of super-geniuses.

Study25hrsADay: 8 PhDs, 1 First Class Honor, proved Rond's Conjecture while still in high school. Add in successfully test firing an anti-star weapon, curing lithogensis [sic] the king of diseases, and solving the planet's energy crisis... And this is just a small part of his personal achievements. Lastly, don't forget his age. If this is "normal," then I want this kind of normal too.

10yrRatiohater: Look, I've honestly been a Ratio hater for 10 years. You can hate him and get online traffic for his bad temper, horrible manners, and weird habits, but you seriously can't find any fault with his capacities.

Upvotes: 1000
Downvotes: 5

Dr. Ratio's School Notes

Honkai: Star Rail [official HSR account on Hoyolabs website]
2024/01/18

"Dr. Ratio? You mean that genius who got 8 PhDs, 1 First Class Honor degree, solved a planet's energy crisis on his own, and cured lithogenesis, the king of diseases, while he was still a young man?

He is still the insurmountable legend in our school. We all call him the Scholar King!

And see? It's exam season again, and it's time to pray to the Scholar King..."

seidrade✨@seidrade· Apr 8

And if you don't believe me about the sex pollen... (plus bonus body horror Propagation bug stuff!) Found in The Dream of Gnawing Oak (the name of the propagation-infested zone where Aventurine ends up after he leaves the Border of Nihility) honkai-star-rail.fandom.com/wiki/Dream_o...

Flower Bud

Investigate

(Dialogue is randomized)

First came a thick, cloying fragrance, followed by an exhilarated dance of the stamen... Seemingly detecting the familiar-yet-dangerous aura about you, the flower's stamen suddenly paused, shrinking back into its bud.

The flower bud pulsates with a certain rhythmic beat. Following that, crimson spores gush forth.

You've heard about planets tainted by the Propagation, where spores can even take root in travelers' nasal cavities. For the sake of your olfactory health, you probably shouldn't get too close.

Second Lookout

Main article: Murmurs of the Long Slumber

Lookout

The hollowed-out starscape, reduced to a breeding ground for the Swarm's offsprings... The dreamscape revealed a cruel memory to you.

The hands of Ena lacerated the night sky, as insect eggs burst open, unleashing the power of Propagation.

Scarcity. Just one distant glance, and you feel the overwhelming scarcity. Your spine begins to think, your mouthparts clicking and grinding, yearning to fill the empty void in your chest with a feast of flesh and blood... You'd better look away.

(Obtain Achievement Murmurs of the Long Slumber)

seidrade✨@seidrade· Apr 8

If you don't know what I'm talking about, or just wanna revisit... The Aventurine/Black Swan/Dahlia cutscene: www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-O6... Transcripts below from honkai-star-rail.fandom.com/wiki/The_Mom...

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Aventurine: The Nihility Emanator cut me, and I died in the most spectacular fashion.

Aventurine: Ha, you two are... really something special.
The Dahlia: You're quite interesting, Mr. Aventurine. However... You weren't supposed to find your way here. Unless you can give me a reason, I'll indulge you... By letting you die once more.
Aventurine: That confident, huh?
The Dahlia: You haven't hidden your weakness well. Even though you're one of the Ten Stonehearts, right now, you'll be easy enough to handle.
Aventurine: I wouldn't be so sure. Since you know who I am, you should know better than to gamble. Consider this warning a welcome gift from a friend... So long as my "trump card" remains unplayed, none will dare see the hand through to the end.
The Dahlia: Too bad you've used up all your luck for today. I've always found losing more interesting than winning. What's the harm in giving it a try?
Black Swan: Hold up, no need to rush into making enemies. Mr. Aventurine, congratulations on uncovering the truth behind "Death", but from what I know, you should be at Dreamflux Reef instead.
Aventurine: Hah, after taking a solid hit from the Emanator's blade, I never got the chance to enjoy a good nap. Thus I sank into the chaotic Memory Zone, and then, my "desire" led me here.
Black Swan: ...?
Aventurine: Hah, as I thought. You two haven't noticed. The answer was right under your noses this whole time. You can traverse through memoria without relying on "roads," which is exactly why you missed it. Ladies, you didn't think the IPC would enter Penacony unprepared, did you? Backed by a most attractive package, I quietly assembled a team to research the Memory Zone. And I only asked for one thing in return: How to escape alive if I accidentally got lost in Penacony's memoria. To be honest, they didn't contribute a thing, but they did help me discover a certain "legacy"...

Aventurine: Razalina Jane Estella, the former undertaking once belonging to this Nameless. She once boarded the Astral Express as an outstanding Surveyor. Years ago, in pursuit of the Primordial Dreamscape's secrets, she ventured alone into the Memory Zone and was never seen again.

Everyone believed she had perished, taking the mysteries of the Dreamscape to her grave. But that wasn't the truth. Before departing from this world, she single-handedly forged the "pathway of memoria."

Black Swan: Mr. Aventurine, do you even realize what you're saying?

Aventurine: Look, I didn't believe it at first either. But the Nameless, as it happens, had quite a unique background that led her to devise a brilliant solution. Using the technology from the Zorina-Urd system, she gave her life to the Memory Zone, giving Penacony's Dreamscape a "unique signature."

When Dreamchasers wander into the Memory Zone, they'll drift towards places that can fulfill their "desires." Those who yearn for freedom will witness the form of the Primordial Dreamscape, those consumed by obsession might encounter certain special dream bubbles. And those who are "lost and directionless" will return to the Twelve Hours, seeking their path within their own past.

The Family discovered this trait and cleverly utilized it, allowing guests to be sent to different Hours upon their first dream entry. In other words, this Nameless is the true founder of the Planet of Festivities.

As for me... Ha, maybe I ran into a "good doctor." From the look of this place, he's the one who let me blunder my way in.

"The impossible in dreams is not 'Death,' but 'Dormancy.' Do stay alive. I wish you the best of luck."

Aventurine: Looks like I'm pretty lucky! I can't wait to see what I'll discover here.

seidrade✨@seidrade· Apr 8

Finally finished Chapter Four of Captive Audience after a year and a half, good god. Posted to Patreon today, AO3 next week! In the meantime, here's a preview that I hopefully haven't already shared. Aventurine + Jing Yuan 🤝 bullying Ratio #nsfw #aventio #jingyuan #avenyuan #jingtio #jingaventio

“How does he feel?” Aventurine asked louder than before, an odd tone to his voice. His hypnotizing eyes locked onto Ratio's own, holding him rapt even when the overwhelm threatened to crumple him. But he had to keep it together; Aventurine wouldn't be pleased if Ratio neglected to answer. He licked his lips, shaking with each thrust and trying to find words to describe the indescribable.

“He— he's—“

“Wasn't asking you,” Aventurine corrected, shaking his head in slight admonishment. That tormenting mouth curled up ever so slightly, no less smug for it. It was a simple, tidy trap, and in his overeager state Ratio had stumbled right into it.

Any other time he might have scoffed at the cheap trick, the intentional misdirection, but not now. A surprisingly furious shame rushed through Ratio's entire body, making him itch under his skin and swiftly succumb to the urge to lower his shoulders to the bed and bury his face in Aventurine’s lap, wrapping his hands around Aventurine's silk-clad hips and gripping both his soft skin and the deep blue fabric of his garter belt. This earned him a delighted laugh and a stroke through his hair, both soothing and patronizing.

"Mm, let me rephrase. General, how are you enjoying the doctor? Do you find him pleasing, or should I have him do more tricks for you?”

"He feels exquisite." Unmasked lust was evident in the rough timbre of Jing Yuan's voice. "He even clings to me as if he doesn't want me to pull back. What a greedy thing he is."

Ratio burned. Having this man, of all men, witnessing his humiliation— much less partaking in it. Aventurine certainly chose his accomplice well.

seidrade✨@seidrade· Apr 1

A Warm Horizon // 11.5k Dr. Ratio/Aventurine 🛁🦚 explicit #ratiorine #nsfw 😈 Dreampool magic onahole 🏳️‍⚧️ transmasc Aventurine ❤️‍🔥 pining while fucking 👁️ semi-public sex Aventurine ropes Ratio into a sordid, kinky exhibitionist adventure, only to have the script flipped on him. ao3.org/works/82244151

A Warm Horizon by seidrade

Summary:

"Ratio~" Aventurine draws out the final vowel. "I already ruined one of my favorite pairs of pants for this. Can't you at least indulge me for a brief experiment?"

"It will not be brief," Ratio shoots back, irritated enough that it's guaranteed he's already bricked up in those well-tailored slacks of his. "Perverted little miscreant."

Aventurine's curiosity about the Dreampools leads him to test a theory: if your pussy is getting absolutely obliterated by one Dr. Veritas Ratio in reality, can your dream pussy feel it, too?

Of course, one can't simply walk into Penacony naked. Even in the gilded land of festivity and arguable debauchery, there are standards of decency to uphold. But Aventurine has come well-prepared. And if a lucky onlooker happens to get an eyeful, well... he's counting on that.

Naturally, the one curveball in his plan Aventurine doesn't expect comes from the handsome doctor himself.

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seidrade✨@seidrade· Mar 30

I can’t stop looking at these incredibly judgmental birds, wow. Thank you for this gift, anon. Now I can finally say I’ve been mogged by a pigeon. Seriously, if this thing interrogated Aventurine, I don’t think Aventurine would win…

White, grey-purple and brown Modena pigeon mogging you over its shoulder

White and gray Modena pigeon trying to look polite and demure like it’s not a threat to all society and free will but just coming off like a repressed homosexual villain in the process

seidrade✨@seidrade· Mar 30

Oh my god??? THIS BIRD’S POSTURE? Okay, I see the vision. This is definitely pre-PomPom-massage domestication arc. Bro looks like he knows how to use every kind of archaic fork and spoon in existence in the proper order. His OCD is NOT cured. He is a danger to himself and others. Do not engage.

Strawpage anon: “I know the general hc is that Sunday would be a dove but I’ve just learned that Modena pigeons exist and I’ve never felt more sure of something”

A grey Modena pigeon giving bombastic side-eye

A white Modena pigeon looking emotionally repressed in the worst way and also bombastic side eye

A brown, white and purple-grey Modena pigeon looking at you like it’s praying on your downfall

seidrade✨@seidrade· Mar 30

Trust me, Ratio is curious too! The short-ish answer is I wanted a convenient excuse to push them together and I can’t see dommy mommy Kafka normally neglecting aftercare (look how good she is with Bladie.) But I’m def mulling over some in-universe rationale as to why Elio clearly ships it, lol

Strawpage anon: “Ooooh about your last fic ask! Will we see any Stellaron Hunter mention in it again? Im curious about why Kafka wanted to taunt Ratio while 'using' sunday :0”

seidrade✨@seidrade· Mar 30

I completely forgot I meant to share a preview! Here you go, anon friend! Tags: objectification (semi-literal), identity porn, dubcon because of aforementioned, prelude to anonymous hookup, ratio thinks aventurine knows it’s him :)

“This is a little terrible of me," Aventurine breathes once they're ensconced in the dimly-lit private room that had been automatically reserved for them thanks to that handy little bracelet. He spares little care for the surroundings other than to ensure they're indeed alone, immediately stepping closer to grip the statue by the hips and purring up at them. "But since you agreed to join me… you must not mind it too much."

The statue visibly swallows, throat bobbing, and Aventurine's intrigue is piqued. Before he can talk himself out of it, he's dropping to his knees, pulse immediately spiking as he comes face to face with that fig leaf and the tantalizing contents of the modesty pouch it's doing a beautifully mediocre job of obscuring.

Fuck. He wants it in his mouth so badly. He's admittedly picked up plenty of people in his time with the IPC, but never has he partaken is something so unusual… the anonymity is not something he expected to find quite so appealing.

“Sorry for my poor manners,” he offers, a hand on the statue's shapely thigh as he pauses ever so briefly to look up and discern whether the object of his attentions seems to be offering any protests. Goddess above, that oiled-up body looks even more irresistible from this vantage point. “I seem to find myself unusually famished even after those hors d'œuvres. Mind if I fill my mouth with something more substantial?"

Please say yes. Please fucking say yes.
The statue is breathing hard but not moving away— if anything, their well-veined hands are clenching at their sides, as if fighting between maintaining the illusion and reaching out for him.

Fuck, that’s beyond hot.

If it was actually Ratio before him like this— hell, Aventurine doesn’t know what he’d do, in all truth, but he can certainly use his imagination with that plaster mask staring down at him in such a familiar way.

It’s honestly almost too familiar, but he knows better. Ratio would never engage in something so seedy, would never spend precious hours of his life standing around oiled and naked in an elite club for the perverted and ostentatiously wealthy. Aventurine can safely indulge his rotten desires with Ratio's doppelgänger and his stalwart strategic partner will be none the wiser; a game where everybody wins.

seidrade✨@seidrade· Mar 30

And here’s a lil smidge with Sunday and Ratio (takes place after the previous excerpt!)

Sunday gave him a wan attempt at a smile. "Yes, I suppose. Said another way, I'm merely surprised that I was able to sleep. Given the… circumstances." Her wings ruffled ever so slightly in a manner Veritas gathered was indicative of mild agitation.

"Aventurine is amenable, if that is what you were anticipating keeping you up." It would be kinder not to keep her in suspense; the poor thing looked chewed up enough from last night, her sleep-rumpled hair soft and messy. Who could have known it would stir arousal in him to see Sunday Oak in such an enticing state of disheveled loveliness? (Then again, given his own contributions to her looking so well-ravished, was it really such a surprise?)

Speaking of surprises, Sunday seemed taken aback by this news. One hand clutched the sheets to her chest in an endearing attempt to cleave to modesty, the other made its way to her face, fingertips resting hesitantly at her mouth. "Oh," she said, eyes darting all over Veritas as if his physical form might contain some additional clues. "I… admit, I did not expect that."

"He has a knack for remaining unpredictable," Veritas said, wry, coming to settle at the edge of the bed. The hesitant hope on Sunday's face was even more endearing than her shyness and lingering propriety. "After I conveyed some of what you gave me leave to share, I believe he recognized the potential for this to be a mutually fruitful endeavor. Moreover, he expressed what I interpreted as tentative interest in participating, although he wished for me to assure you that the arrangement would not be predicated upon such. If in due time, you and I decide it would be of interest, then perhaps we might revisit the subject."

Sunday averted her gaze when Veritas met it, the barest flush creeping over the rounds of her cheeks. "I see," she said with a familiar, careful air of diplomacy, then looked straight at Veritas with more of that confidence he remembered from Penacony. "I think I might be… interested in that. Perhaps once I'm more accustomed to… whatever it is we'll be doing."

seidrade✨@seidrade· Mar 30

I’m so glad you like her, anon! I was surprised by how much I enjoyed writing her. And I would’ve mentioned it a few weeks back when folks were asking if I had any more Sunday fics in the works, yep. I posted a preview, iirc— I’ll link it below once I track it down! They’re always in my media tab.

Strawpage anon: “are you still planning to write more of doctors sacrament? i swear i heard u talk about a follow up but i cant remember where . i love how ur tgirl sunny and this world needs more of her!! badly!!!”

seidrade✨@seidrade· Mar 30

Ahhh I'm so happy to hear that, I've been chipping away at that one between other things! Human statue Ratio really has me (and Aventurine) in a chokehold. And yesss, truly one of my favorite things about them. The smarter they are, the dumber they fall!! Tysm for the encouragement, it means a lot!

strawpage anon: "the identity porn thread you posted a few weeks ago has been so lodged in my brain since I first read it, cheering for you as you work on all of your stuff but esp that one ;) you always write ratio and aven so deliciously gone for each other <3 my favorite brilliant idiots"

seidrade✨@seidrade· Mar 26

Aaaanyway, here's a peek that I'm moderately certain I haven't shared on here yet... Tags: #ratiorine, transmasc Aventurine, Dreampool shenanigans, crotchless pants, it only gets worse from here

Ratio levels him with an unimpressed stare, folding his arms before his chest. As if emphasizing his voluptuous assets is going to deter Aventurine from his mission in any way.

"That argument is absolutely filled with holes," he retorts, not bothering to hide the unimpressed scowl that accompanies his words. "It is already well-established that physical stimulus affects every dreamer differently. Unlike you to be so sloppy with your proposals, gambler."

Bingo. That, he can work with. Aventurine lets his smile drift in the direction of salacious, stopping just shy of sleazy.

"Funny you should say that, because I've got a rather sloppy hole that I'd like to propose you fill for me."

The resulting look of disgust on Ratio's face is absolutely worth the difficulty increase Aventurine just added to this particular encounter with his favorite fussy professor.

"Must you be so lewd—"

"I'll make this easier for you, Doc." Aventurine waves off his protests, sauntering over to the Dreampool and shucking his coat as he goes, tossing it carelessly towards the sofa. Ratio is still blissfully unaware of the little surprise that awaits him. Time for the reveal. "Pay close attention, now. The devil is in the details, as they say."

And with that, he slides his feet further apart to widen his stance before bending forward to rest his gloved hands on the smooth edge of the Dreampool shell, exposing said surprise to Ratio's view.

There is an extremely pointed silence. And then, "Gambler."

seidrade✨@seidrade· Mar 26

Thank you, og Desiderium anon, appreciate your understanding! And also to Desiderium anon no. 2 — I really am touched you both liked it enough to ask/comment about it! :') I am def looking forward to the end, I've had it planned out for ages. On god we will see that comrade twink obliterated!!

strawpage anon: "ty for answering my desiderium question!! praying to the yaoi gods real bad but also i get it long fics must be super hard!! ty for your DELICIOUS work!"

strawpage anon: "genuinely praying to the yaoi gods that everything in your life takes a turn for the better, and that you may one day finish desiderium no matter how long it takes (it has us all in a chokeholddddddddddd). thanks for writing, pls never stop!!!!!"

seidrade✨@seidrade· Mar 24

The best advice I can give re: reading my fic is ~expect nothing~ lmao It's def been on my mind, but the last 6mo have fully upended my life and the gauntlet is far from over. Longfics are always the hardest for me to work on when shit's going down. Pray to the yaoi gods for me if you're a real one

strawpage anon: "can we expect an update on desiderium that probably sounds like i’m rushing you omg im sorry i just love it DOWNNNN"

seidrade✨@seidrade· Mar 24

For sure! I'm so glad you're enjoying it and were curious enough to ask! :) tbh, I didn't even consider giving Aventurine's powers a draining effect since Pommy started as a smutty one-shot, and even once I realized it wasn't gonna end there, the goal was to let them bang as much as possible 😈

Strawpage anon: "Thanks for the lore on my question! I was overall curious just due to like literature having the ‘prey’ get tired/drained? Also the fic is amazing and it’s nice to hear about background stuff!"

seidrade✨@seidrade· Mar 23

Ooh, fun question. (This is re: my Aventio fic Pomegranate, if anyone’s wondering.) So, Aven can influence the nature of the fantasies of whoever he’s feeding from (even easier if they’ve consumed his saliva, which acts as an aphrodisiac + analgesic/muscle relaxer.) But if he doesn’t interfere— 🧵

Strawpage Anon: “Are there any repercussions for the incubus feeding? I’m just genuinely curious on the lore of that”

seidrade✨@seidrade· Mar 17

I appreciate that! The chaos will continue (starting a new job) but we carry on. Short answer: nope! It depends on finding the right headspace to work on a project. The only time I kinda know is when something is very close to finished, and even then it's anyone's guess if it works out as expected

strawpage anon: "good to know and sorry you’ve been busy! hope life eases up on u soon ! ^^ do u have a general timeframe of when ur next sunday fic will come out? months or weeks or anything"

seidrade✨@seidrade· Mar 16

It’s part thesaurus and part “here’s how to avoid saying ‘character A shrugged’ ten times in a row by thinking more about body language and motivation” (book pic below) (Again, I don’t like super prescriptivist advice, but taken purely as a resource, I think this kind of thing can be helpful!)

Excerpt from “The Writer’s Lexicon” by Kathy Steinemann

seidrade✨@seidrade· Mar 15

Also, not sure if the same anon drew these Sunratiorine/Aventiorine sparkles but either way— they're so cute, very clever :"D I love getting doodles, thank you!!

An anonymously-submitted strawpage drawing of three sparkles in gold, baby blue and deep blue-violet tones.

seidrade✨@seidrade· Mar 15

Hilariously, someone did actually ask me this last week! I've been really busy IRL and working on finishing some Ratiorine fic so nothing with Sunday is super close to finished rn. I did post a snippet of an upcoming Sunday fic for the last anon asker, though— I'll link it below!

strawpage anon: sorry if this has been asked recently, but r u planning to release a new sunday fic anytime soon? ^^;;

seidrade✨@seidrade· Mar 15

it's actually scary how much damage he can do with those three rocket packs...