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Alex

@sleepcore

surly n' sassy STL-ish @sleepcore@tacobelllabs.net on mastodon

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Alex@sleepcore· 2d

I understand that science is allowed to have whimsy but I'm just not sure naming this 'Dog Vomit Slime Mold' is really fair to the slime mold community.

A piece of wood in my yard covered in yellow splotches of slime mold called Dog Vomit Slime Mold

Alex@sleepcore· 4d

Archie is already personally blaming me for the heat wave

A white rabbit with brown spots laying on its side looking dead but he's really just being dramatic because it's a little warm outside.

Alex@sleepcore· 6d

jerkoff motion replying to a jerkoff

Alex@sleepcore· 6d

You know what you're doing Blanche and it's WORKING

A black rabbit flopped on it's side against a cool metal desk leg snoozing and actively ignoring it's owner

Alex@sleepcore· 13d

I'm an American gay guy that watches the Olympics every 4 years.

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Alex@sleepcore· 14d

Tweet from @len0killer:
"Grown up sized white baby I’m friends with: The way I be drinking this damn apple juice…ooh chile😂

Me: You can’t be talking like that White Baby."

Alex@sleepcore· 26d

Like seriously, you're not a good person. You should probably stay out of this and stop whining!

Alex@sleepcore· Jul 2

The softest, kindest and most bafflingly stupid cats you'll ever know have turned 9 years old today. Happy birthday Jack and Charlie!

2 cats are cuddling on top of a cat bed. One is white with black spots and the other is white with orange spots

Alex@sleepcore· Jun 26

The casting call of the century is about to occur

Jan 6 famous old lady smiling

Alex@sleepcore· Jun 25

more than one person has blocked me for this and it's hilarious every time

The horseshoe theory is not widely supported within academic circles; peer-reviewed research by political scientists on the subject is scarce, and existing studies and comprehensive reviews have often contradicted its central premises, or found only limited support for the theory under certain conditions

Alex@sleepcore· Jun 24

Bart Simpson mocking his special Ed teacher by calling her cuckoo

Alex@sleepcore· Jun 21

Okay so we'll be back where we started...............Tuesday morning. Also not its fault but I'm pretty sure this figure doesn't count the billions of other ways we use oil so we're definitely even more fucked. Neat!

From eia.gov

How much gasoline does the United States consume?
In 2023, U.S. finished motor gasoline consumption averaged about 8.94 million barrels per day or about 376 million gallons per day. (There are 42 U.S. gallons in a barrel). The record-high level of finished motor gasoline consumption was about 392 million gallons per day in 2018.

Alex@sleepcore· Jun 16

voiced by Jeremy Allen White

A white rabbit with brown spots looking very smug, compact, and fat pressed between two pillows

Alex@sleepcore· Jun 14

Quiet, he's working (sleeping between meals)

a white cat with black spots curled up on a chair on top of a hop-n-flop made for rabbits and a towel that probably smells like something familiar

Alex@sleepcore· May 18

Oh no, they're not being polite! They actually believe in something but the noormmmmssssss!

helen lovejoy shrieking dramatically

Alex@sleepcore· May 14

Archie immediately after stuffing himself with pellets last night

A white rabbit with brown spots laying down in a corner after dinner

Alex@sleepcore· May 14

And when it's time to get serious, she takes out her trusty spear to become Bandana Waddle Dee

Bandana Waddle Dee, an entirely separate character

Alex@sleepcore· May 7

You think you're better than me?!

Forested subdivision with a deer in the center, casually eating grass with not a care in the world

Alex@sleepcore· Apr 30

Homer Simpson without a hint of self awareness says "Everyone is stupid except me"

Alex@sleepcore· Apr 25

My bad. He was busy denying the genocide on X, the everything app

@zackbeauchamp saying on X, "1.) Israel has committed war crimes in Gaza. 2) Those crimes do not include genocide.

Alex@sleepcore· Apr 23

The only carousel Bluesky deserves

Screenshot of the Carousel from Logan's Run where they blow up the oldest of the city with fireworks and sparks

Alex@sleepcore· Apr 17

you first

"Black Reconstruction" a book by W. E. B. Du Bois which elaborates on the differences between slavery types and suggests that "wage slavery" is another form.

Alex@sleepcore· Apr 16

how does that feel Jack, huh? Kind of annoying? Take that!

A finger pressing on a slightly annoyed cat's nose

Alex@sleepcore· Apr 8

Taking pervert shots of my rabbit and sending them to Bluesky for a better tomorrow

A white rabbit with brown spots is resting between two long pillows butt first looking back at me with the suggestion that I violated his privacy by taking this picture.

Alex@sleepcore· Apr 3

guy from the simpsons pointing and laughing at the person watching the TV, barely struggling to say "you stupid" while laughing hysterically

Alex@sleepcore· Apr 2

hank hill looking annoyed

Alex@sleepcore· Apr 2

We love and trust Jeff Fecke. don't we folks?

@jkfecke tweeting "Shorter reason: Here's the thing. You said a "Ephebophile is a Pedophile. Is it in the same family? Yes, no one's arguing that. As someone who is a Ephebophile, I am telling you, specficially, in sicence, no one calls Ephebophiles Pedophiles. If you want to be "specific" like

Alex@sleepcore· Mar 20

bart simpson saying "what an odd thing to say"

Alex@sleepcore· Mar 13

Monday, we're at war with Iran and you wanna act like this? Grow up.

St Louis-ish weather this week showing averages of 60 except on Monday and Tuesday which are ungodly cold with a high of 27 and a low of 13

Alex@sleepcore· Mar 7

Only making the drugs though. NOT taking. They tried that already and it did not work.

Season 10 or 11 episode of x files where mulder takes mushrooms to get closer to a case and it's a really cheesy and gaudy scene and this image is of mulder wearing a cowboy hat during the trip with brass knuckles that say MUSH and ROOM