I understand that science is allowed to have whimsy but I'm just not sure naming this 'Dog Vomit Slime Mold' is really fair to the slime mold community.

Archie is already personally blaming me for the heat wave

You know what you're doing Blanche and it's WORKING

I'm an American gay guy that watches the Olympics every 4 years.

Like seriously, you're not a good person. You should probably stay out of this and stop whining!

The softest, kindest and most bafflingly stupid cats you'll ever know have turned 9 years old today. Happy birthday Jack and Charlie!

The casting call of the century is about to occur

more than one person has blocked me for this and it's hilarious every time

Okay so we'll be back where we started...............Tuesday morning. Also not its fault but I'm pretty sure this figure doesn't count the billions of other ways we use oil so we're definitely even more fucked. Neat!

voiced by Jeremy Allen White

Quiet, he's working (sleeping between meals)

Oh no, they're not being polite! They actually believe in something but the noormmmmssssss!

Archie immediately after stuffing himself with pellets last night

And when it's time to get serious, she takes out her trusty spear to become Bandana Waddle Dee

You think you're better than me?!

My bad. He was busy denying the genocide on X, the everything app

The only carousel Bluesky deserves

you first

how does that feel Jack, huh? Kind of annoying? Take that!

Taking pervert shots of my rabbit and sending them to Bluesky for a better tomorrow

We love and trust Jeff Fecke. don't we folks?

Monday, we're at war with Iran and you wanna act like this? Grow up.

Only making the drugs though. NOT taking. They tried that already and it did not work.