SmellySnake

@smellysnake

🔞 | 22 | Snake (smells really bad) | I type stinky words and sometimes I upload them too | Minors will be shot on sight

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SmellySnake@smellysnake· 3h

Things like "walking" and "the outside" are not what Huron is built for (art by the ever lovely @rancidwyrm.bsky.social)

An anthro fish looking at and walking alongside the viewer, looking very nervous, about a second away from exploding from embarrassment. He's half bent over, his tail is curled, and he taps his fingertips together gayly.
A wide blush is on his face, and an even wider stench trail behind him from his ass and his armpits, going all the way off canvas and wilting the bushes behind him.
"E-eh... hehe... I... hah... think we should maybe head back..."

SmellySnake@smellysnake· 3d

"mom is the most moanable name ever" with "moana" circled and pointing to dwayne johnson

SmellySnake@smellysnake· Jul 16

In celebration of @tyrthestynk.bsky.social's birthday and the current air quality in my state, I present to you

Spectre in Tyr's colors (spectyr if you will) FARTING in a desert or something with the dialogue:
"Relax, it's not gonna kill you..."
"...quickly, at least."

What I wrote for the other caption but without the text this is the textless alt it's late I'm tired I go to bed

SmellySnake@smellysnake· Jul 10

"is it really worth it?" meme with bowser farting into a pool (by Flux on youtube (ew)) on the left, and bowser-themed sparkling water on the right

SmellySnake@smellysnake· Jul 10

this is what i mean btw when you're not giving me money you're being mean to me this is who yu'ore being mean to

SmellySnake@smellysnake· Jun 27

GOD DAMN IT I POSED HIS FLAPS WRONG

SmellySnake@smellysnake· Jun 27

Reminder that Blade Wolf canonically lurks the internet and definitely knows what you are. Farts by @purpleskunkrump.bsky.social and @plagueflatus.bsky.social, scene from Open3DLab, animation by me #fartfetish #fartanimation #furryfart

SmellySnake@smellysnake· Jun 27

i can't make promises but i can say i'm liking what i'm cooking so far

me on discord saying "i keep having to make his simulated stink hole wider"

SmellySnake@smellysnake· Jun 27

SmellySnake@smellysnake· Jun 25

@ artists who draw grass/flowers in the background of someone farting and it doesn't wilt

SmellySnake@smellysnake· May 23

i don't know who needs to hear this but if your artist name is something like "bippy" but then your handle is "gibbihibbishibbi4002.limewire.com" and your signature is this you're doing everything wrong

SmellySnake@smellysnake· May 17

But I'm gonna own it instead and post it all here :3 cw: farts, pollution, drones I guess, fat bitch, idk what else to list art by @nastyfr.bsky.social

A male Salazzle wearing a bulging latex suit, it's unclear how much is attributed to his body fat and how much is his fumes filling it up. He's sitting in a rough concrete throne, a HUGE tube coming out of the back... and even that's bloated up with his farts. Horrid body odor steams off from him as he relaxes and drinks in a nonspecific slurry of gas-inducing slop.

Also, there are two Salandit at either side of him on the floor, also suited up, tubes hooked up straight from his ass into their masks. They're the two least efficient workers, they have to be taught a few things.

Oh right, and also out the window are acres of smokestacks pumping out his putrid farts into the atmosphere.

SmellySnake@smellysnake· May 6

i thought it looked fine

SmellySnake@smellysnake· May 4

I seriously don't understand using generative A\I for porn Like, why would you ruin the environment because you're horny when you could pay me to write about your own OC ruining the environment because they're horny

White and yellow synth (technically my OC Tox but his old colors i know they're basic that's why i CHANGED THEM) doing a <3 with his hands while his foliage-ending farts trail behind him, around him is a permanently decimated landscape. Guess what caused it. I dare ya. Take a whiff and tell him why you think the environment is doing so well around him.

SmellySnake@smellysnake· Mar 13

A fart fetish but with its historical definition Get to worshiping.

Fetish (noun)
1. An object that is believed to have magical or spiritual powers, especially such an object associated with animistic or shamanistic religious practices.

SmellySnake@smellysnake· Feb 14

:>~ This is by @nastyfr.bsky.social btw

Venus letting off a heart-shaped SBD and reminding you to have a happy Valentine's spray~

SmellySnake@smellysnake· Feb 11

By the way NEW STORY ABOUT FARTING DRAGONS THAT FART AND THEY SMELL BAD AND THEY'RE DRAGONS Aand it's a comm for @isekai-god.bsky.social READ IT OR I'LL SHOWER www.furaffinity.net/view/63971256/

SmellySnake@smellysnake· Jan 29

Throws smelly moth at you also this is a gift I wrote for @frankenwolf1.bsky.social eheheheehehehfehjfeksbnfshfgdtvbsr8 www.furaffinity.net/view/63826876/

SmellySnake@smellysnake· Jan 27

SmellySnake@smellysnake· Jan 25

Tragic: Snake Discovers Protogen Farts Smell Really Fuckn Bad #furryfart #fartanimation #fartfetish

SmellySnake@smellysnake· Dec 24

Practice render that I accidentally deleted before I could polish it, GO

SmellySnake@smellysnake· Dec 9

Kira P.'s bluesky post about farting on command (december eighth two thousand and twenty five) but with an annotated breakdown, consisting of the following:

1: Incitement of suspicion. The argument is still neutral, but the reader may begin to suspect ulterior motive.
2: Justification. The main intent is masked with an innocuous, but equally true, secondary reason.
3: Relapse. The sense of security created by the justification is too strong, such that they feel comfortable letting their real self slip.
4: Reassurance. The arguer is aware they've said too much and breaks abruptly from the topic to one already discussed, using humor if necessary to further quell suspicion.

SmellySnake@smellysnake· Nov 27

ALL of these shown bills mandate identity verification on the internet. I've read them. CALL YOUR HOUSE REPRESENTATIVES. Tell them to vote NO on each. If you can't get off your gooner ass for the good of every artist on the internet, or don't wanna see "scary political stuff", please unfollow me.

These bills are vague on how a platform "knows" a user is a child, leaving the default solution as age verification if not outright calling for its use.
Age verification itself is not the issue. The issue is the intrusive methods to verify someone's age that eliminate anonymity online.
They don't like us. They want to know who we are so they can declare us criminals.

HR 6291 (COPPA): bad, now worse
HR ____ (KOSA): age verification
HR ____ (RESET act): age verification
HR 2657 (Sammy's Law): age verification
HR 3149 (App Store Accountability Act): age verification
HR 1623 (SCREEN act): age verification
HR 6290 (Safe Social Media Act): stepping stone to age verification
HR 6253 (Algorithmic Choice and Transparency Act): age verification
HR 6259 (No Fentanyl on Social Media Act): in all likelihood, another stepping stone
HR 6289 (Promoting a Safe Internet for Minors Act): age verification
HR ____ (SAFE bots act): this one's fine
HR ____ (Kids Internet Safety Partnership Act): age verification and new government agency
HR 5360 (AWARE act): this one's fine
HR 6265 (GAMING act): age verification
HR ____ (Assessing Safety Tools for Parents and Minors Act): stepping stone to more intrusive age verification
HR 6273 (SPY Kids Act that's really what it says): age verification
HR 6257 (Safe Messaging for Kids Act): age verification
HR 6292 (Don't Sell Kids' Data Act): age verification from data broker to platform
HR ____ (Parents Over Platforms Act): age verification

Call your representatives. It makes more of a difference than you think.

SmellySnake@smellysnake· Nov 11

So glad to finally feel represented in video games

Space Engineers - Update 206 Sneak Peek: Environmental Hazards

SmellySnake@smellysnake· Nov 6

I'm down for BEING fatter and gassier but being drawn that way is fine too

SmellySnake@smellysnake· Nov 2

SmellySnake@smellysnake· Oct 25

Any time someone gives me their Blender model I render them shoving my face into their armpit. This is non-negotiable. Also @zanethezard.bsky.social Incidentially, if anyone else has a custom 3D model I w

Zane, wearing shiny black latex, holding Venus by badly-posed headlock against his armpit. His right wing is folded inward and around Venus' back, keeping the cute little snake trapped with his IMPRESSIVELY noxious pit stink...

Another angle of the same image. Also present is a ground plane to hide the fact that I didn't build a background scene and just used a panoramic image. It definitely does fit with the background and if you disagree I WON'T fart on you.

SmellySnake@smellysnake· Oct 23

This is a cry for help

SmellySnake@smellysnake· Oct 16

I know I'm being a hypocrite by not having made anything recently BUT COME ON

Freeway exit, continuing straight is marked "demons, wendigos, spooky creatures of the night." The exit is marked "the same characters as always but fucking a pumpkin," and a blue car marked "furry artists" is practically spinning out in order to make the turn.

SmellySnake@smellysnake· Sep 11

Just in case you guys didn't know I'm actually a snake irl with a huge noxious swampy ass that sloshes when I walk and I can use it as a bean bag chair anywhere I want and it farts constantly and is really sweaty all the time and and and (art by honeyswells on deviantart)