somehow i knew i'd need to screenshot this :) he's blocked me, presumably in an effort to save himself from another myocardial infarction

truly a cursed isle

Got some free pants lads. Bit flimsy

I am the proud owner and occasional wearer of these hats. Text is embroidered - top quality stuff.

What’s the matter babe? You’ve barely touched your signature animal fancy

wearily scheduling a post for 18 months time, asking "this you?"

Again, you're just factually wrong. Starmer was way more toxic. He won (with the help of Dunt and the rest of the press) because people hated the Tories more.

No, he strongly supported him from the start. People like Ian are where they are precisely because they're consistently and predictably wrong in the service of the status quo. It's neither "knee-jerk" nor cynical to have correctly identified these people as corrupt, right-wing authoritarians.

lol and indeed lmao

Back in 2011, before our daughter was born, we bought a book called "Yoga in Pregnancy" from a 2nd-hand book shop in York. It's mostly unremarkable, but every time a man appears in it (or is even mentioned in it) the previous owner had completely obliterated him using a black biro

vom-cat says "hi"

please upload firmware

i am no longer able to enjoy the sunshine on my face without immediately checking my graphs

good luck holding onto that seat

Pleased to report that, after a very long dry spell, those nerds at the National Cyber Security Centre have finally “discovered some ass”

It’s alright for her, she’s planning to sleep the rest of the day

it's important, imo, to understand that our govt are not trying to do good things and failing. they're extremists doing *exactly* what they want to do. they just thought they would continue to get away with it as evidence, please accept this picture of starmer clearly shitting his pants

Decided to change my name to "Super Large Excellent Cremulator"

critical support for the person finding new ways to keep this photo on the BBC front page

Good morning. It is now the time of year (after Feb halfterm) when it is ACTUAL DAYLIGHT when the alarm goes off (7am). Preeeeeeeeetty pretty good.

just found this screenie i took in 2018, when i was replying to top-tier dumbass Dan Hodges, who tweeted something about nuclear bombs being useful for "a rescue operation". very much the kind of thing where my wife would ask "are you making yourself laugh again?" and yes.. yes i was.

Starmer looked like exactly the man for the job! Who could possibly have known that he wasn't actually going to improve things? He said he'd be great! And *checks notes* Ian Dunt said he'd be great! But "for whatever reason" this was somehow wrong?!? It's just so confusing. Maybe Ian Dunt can help.

Good day to everyone except people who leave these bogroll dispensers with it all rolled up inside so you have to spend 2 minutes rotating it and searching for the free end

just incredible. reading this, it's hard not to conclude that: a) we are governed by a parade of stupendous dumbasses and b) they think we're even stupider than they are

e.g. here's a video from 2024 of Ian Dunt smugly dismissing the use of the word "genocide" to describe what is now widely accepted as a genocide i personally need ppl like this to address how/why they covered for obvious war crimes before i'm interested in their Very Clever Thoughts on other stuff

I remember how proud most of us were in Nottingham East after our no-confidence vote in Chris Leslie. There there were still some (good) people who thought it was a step too far… but then his post-parliament career was almost comically vindicating :)

if this was satire it'd be pretty funny. but what is the worth of a "news" organisation that publishes absolute horseshit like this without caveat or criticism?

"what's the matter babe? you've hardly touched your Festival Zone Laundry Toilet Stairs"