Ms Montane

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Like if SpongeBob and Sideshow Bob spawned

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Ms Montane@taramontane· Apr 17

The only reason they want robo taxis is this fella

Ms Montane@taramontane· Mar 15

Much further reaching consequences than foreseen Hands off my bra you perves

YouTube video where the length of the video is obscuring some text so the title says 'What the war on Iran is doing to your bra'

Ms Montane@taramontane· Mar 5

Lost Gardens of Heligan, Cornwall, 26th Feb 2026 #bloomscrolling #LostGardensOfHeligan

Ms Montane@taramontane· Feb 9

Final week of floristry class 😭😭😭 We had to make our own design and it turned out toooo pretty #Floristry #FloralArt #Bloomscrolling

Willow 'basket' design of three hoops bound at the top with raffia, spreading out to cradle pink tulips, daffodils, white roses and chrysanthemums, gypsophila, eucalyptus, sprouting curly willow and masses of catkins

Ms Montane@taramontane· Jan 30

Love me a bit of Victor

he would delight in telling of his attempt to join a country club that did not permit actors. "I told them, `Hell, I'm no actor and I've got 28 pictures and a scrapbook of reviews to prove it.' "

Ms Montane@taramontane· Jan 30

Yeah coz this guy is obviously sane and happy and not crying on the inside AT ALL

Ms Montane@taramontane· Jan 29

Currently watching Rings On Her Fingers (1942) with the stunning Gene Tierney

Ms Montane@taramontane· Jan 27

Share one of your favourite lines from a COMEDY movie

Ms Montane@taramontane· Jan 25

Forgot to post last week's floristry! It's over two feet long! Really enjoyed doing this one #Floristry #FloralArts #Bloomscrolling

A parallel floral arrangement in green, white and yellow. Pussy willow and dogwood stems stand tall with white and green chrysanthemums, white alliums and purple veronica. The base of the tray is covered with yellow and white mums, allum leaves, rolled stripy leaves, rosemary and baby alstro

Close up of the base cover with stripy rolled leaf, mums, purple willow and rosemary

Ms Montane@taramontane· Jan 22

Ms Montane@taramontane· Jan 18

The photos don't do it justice. It's lovely lying in bed looking up at the arrangement from this week's floristry lesson, so and fresh and bright after all that dark winter foliage All buds, lichen and catkins from trees blown down in last week's storm #Floristry #FloralArts #Bloomscrolling

A chandelier floral arrangement on a willow hoop with ash and oak buds, hazel catkins, moss, lichen, ferns, arum, ivy, daffodils and pink spray carnations

A chandelier floral arrangement on a willow hoop with ash and oak buds, hazel catkins, moss, lichen, arum, ferns, ivy, daffodils and pink spray carnations

Close up of chandelier floral arrangement on a willow hoop with ash and oak buds, hazel catkins, moss, lichen, arum, ferns, ivy, daffodils and pink spray carnations

Ms Montane@taramontane· Jan 15

Stop scrolling & post two characters who bring you happiness.

Ms Montane@taramontane· Jan 10

I couldn't think of anything to say on sm ten years ago, so I expressed myself in a very Bowie way, by dying my hair

Ms Montane@taramontane· Jan 5

Best bit of Weird Science so far

Screenshot of a sign that says 'Welcome to Shermer, Illinois. One of America's Towns'

Ms Montane@taramontane· Dec 28

How I'm walking out of 2025.

Ms Montane@taramontane· Dec 23

Some last minute Xmas floristry

Ms Montane@taramontane· Dec 20

I'm going out out! On the Saturday night before Christmas!

Ms Montane@taramontane· Dec 18

Get someone who looks at your rafter cladding plans like

Ms Montane@taramontane· Dec 16

If you see this, we IMPLORE YOU to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.

Ms Montane@taramontane· Dec 14

For last week's floristry lesson, we spent a couple of days decorating Mount Edgcumbe House at Torpoint. We had a marvellous time, worked together soooo well and had a lovely night out too Merry merry seasonal wonders to all 🎄🎀🌟🎇🥂 #Floristry #FloralArts #Christmas

Ms Montane@taramontane· Dec 7

Movie you've watched more than six time with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (either War or Trek), LOTR, or Marvel

Ms Montane@taramontane· Dec 1

Today's creations in floristry class: seasonal garland and door swag #Floristry #Bloomscrolling #FloralArt #Garland #Xmas

1.5m seasonal garland of fir, holly, ivy, eucalyptus, hazel, with orange slices, cinnamon sticks, orange stars and a big gold bow in the middle

Close up of the garland with bow, gold pine cone, orange slices in the foreground. The garland reaches back in the frame showing the foliage in all shades of green interspersed with orange hazel leaves

Door swag (hanging sheaf) of camellia, ivy, for, rosemary, eucalyptus, myrtle, holly and teazles with gold bow and pine cones at the top

Ms Montane@taramontane· Nov 30

First ever wreath! Quite happy with it

On a cream wall hangs a Christmas wreath of dense green foliage - fir, holly, ivy, old man's beard - with a couple of little bundles of dried orange slices, cinnamon sticks and lichen-covered twigs. It's about 18 inches across

Ms Montane@taramontane· Nov 29

Bounty from the hedgerows to turn into wreaths

A kitchen counter is covered with small branches of spruce, holly, ivy with berries and ivy without, and old man's beard (clematis)

Ms Montane@taramontane· Nov 29

Post your favorite "Lord of the Rings" character... wrong answers only

Ms Montane@taramontane· Nov 17

Two projects today: an upcycled indoor planter and a chicken wire heart #Floristry #FloralArt #GreenBabies #HousePlants #Bloomscrolling

Ms Montane@taramontane· Nov 11

Made in class yesterday: a hand tied bouquet, wrapped and presented 3 ways #Floristry #FloralArt #Bloomscrolling

Hand tied bouquet in cellophane and light green tissue
There are red and yellow roses, orange gerbera, pale yellow carnations, lillies still in bud and decorative grasses

Hand tied bouquet in cellophane and light green tissue aquapack
There are red and yellow roses, orange gerbera, pale yellow carnations, lillies, wine coloured chrysanths and decorative grasses

The bouquet at home in a huge glass vase, to the other flowers I've added orange, purple and green foliage and dark green glossy fatsia leaves

Ms Montane@taramontane· Nov 3

Oldest selfie on your phone

Me in 1990 with big hair and big smile
I'm sitting on the floor at a house party wearing a black long sleeve t-shirt and orange velvet flares. My first husband is in the background

Ms Montane@taramontane· Oct 31

Trying to explain yesterday's Ozymandias craze to a not-online person and getting the

Ms Montane@taramontane· Oct 27

It's cold and dark and rainy and blowy and this feels like a century ago