Ms Montane

@taramontane

Like if SpongeBob and Sideshow Bob spawned

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Ms Montane@taramontane· Apr 17

The only reason they want robo taxis is this fella

Ms Montane@taramontane· Mar 15

Much further reaching consequences than foreseen Hands off my bra you perves

YouTube video where the length of the video is obscuring some text so the title says 'What the war on Iran is doing to your bra'

Ms Montane@taramontane· Mar 5

Lost Gardens of Heligan, Cornwall, 26th Feb 2026 #bloomscrolling #LostGardensOfHeligan

Ms Montane@taramontane· Feb 9

Final week of floristry class 😭😭😭 We had to make our own design and it turned out toooo pretty #Floristry #FloralArt #Bloomscrolling

Willow 'basket' design of three hoops bound at the top with raffia, spreading out to cradle pink tulips, daffodils, white roses and chrysanthemums, gypsophila, eucalyptus, sprouting curly willow and masses of catkins

Ms Montane@taramontane· Jan 30

Love me a bit of Victor

he would delight in telling of his attempt to join a country club that did not permit actors. "I told them, `Hell, I'm no actor and I've got 28 pictures and a scrapbook of reviews to prove it.' "

Ms Montane@taramontane· Jan 30

Yeah coz this guy is obviously sane and happy and not crying on the inside AT ALL

Ms Montane@taramontane· Jan 29

Currently watching Rings On Her Fingers (1942) with the stunning Gene Tierney

Ms Montane@taramontane· Jan 27

Share one of your favourite lines from a COMEDY movie

Ms Montane@taramontane· Jan 25

Forgot to post last week's floristry! It's over two feet long! Really enjoyed doing this one #Floristry #FloralArts #Bloomscrolling

A parallel floral arrangement in green, white and yellow. Pussy willow and dogwood stems stand tall with white and green chrysanthemums, white alliums and purple veronica. The base of the tray is covered with yellow and white mums, allum leaves, rolled stripy leaves, rosemary and baby alstro

Close up of the base cover with stripy rolled leaf, mums, purple willow and rosemary

Ms Montane@taramontane· Jan 22

Ms Montane@taramontane· Jan 18

The photos don't do it justice. It's lovely lying in bed looking up at the arrangement from this week's floristry lesson, so and fresh and bright after all that dark winter foliage All buds, lichen and catkins from trees blown down in last week's storm #Floristry #FloralArts #Bloomscrolling

A chandelier floral arrangement on a willow hoop with ash and oak buds, hazel catkins, moss, lichen, ferns, arum, ivy, daffodils and pink spray carnations

A chandelier floral arrangement on a willow hoop with ash and oak buds, hazel catkins, moss, lichen, arum, ferns, ivy, daffodils and pink spray carnations

Close up of chandelier floral arrangement on a willow hoop with ash and oak buds, hazel catkins, moss, lichen, arum, ferns, ivy, daffodils and pink spray carnations

Ms Montane@taramontane· Jan 15

Stop scrolling & post two characters who bring you happiness.

Ms Montane@taramontane· Jan 10

I couldn't think of anything to say on sm ten years ago, so I expressed myself in a very Bowie way, by dying my hair

Ms Montane@taramontane· Jan 5

Best bit of Weird Science so far

Screenshot of a sign that says 'Welcome to Shermer, Illinois. One of America's Towns'

Ms Montane@taramontane· Dec 28

How I'm walking out of 2025.

Ms Montane@taramontane· Dec 23

Some last minute Xmas floristry

Ms Montane@taramontane· Dec 20

I'm going out out! On the Saturday night before Christmas!

Ms Montane@taramontane· Dec 18

Get someone who looks at your rafter cladding plans like

Ms Montane@taramontane· Dec 16

If you see this, we IMPLORE YOU to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.

Ms Montane@taramontane· Dec 14

For last week's floristry lesson, we spent a couple of days decorating Mount Edgcumbe House at Torpoint. We had a marvellous time, worked together soooo well and had a lovely night out too Merry merry seasonal wonders to all 🎄🎀🌟🎇🥂 #Floristry #FloralArts #Christmas