Bet you didn't know my dad is a traditional artist blacksmith, did you? Have a look at what he just made in his garden forge for a customer. Needs some finishing for the colour, but it's pretty much done. In the UK and want anything made? Gimme a shout.

The other MBS strikes again. Get rid of this fundamentally corrupt cunt. He's the Arab Infantino.

The Griffin Thunderzord.

Well, if we're going to play THAT game, Satanyahu, I guess you could call Israel the "National Socialist cesspit of Israel". Cunt.

Taking a well urned rest?

Don't know if it's just me, but it's not in the top 5 for me.

Yet not a single peep about *this* political uniform.

Well, it's bin day in Clacton, and my entire south shields street has put their bins out in solidarity 😉. Take out the trash today, @countbinface.bsky.social!

If you see this, quote the energy you bring to Bluesky

Ok, here's my effort from a few years ago. An early morning shot of the mouth of the River Tyne I took as I was riding the ferry to work. #BlueSkyArtShow #Water

Fuckin' 'ell. Don't get many Ferraris round here, especially classic ones. This just rocked up outside my flat. 😲

This is the excavation he fell into. Shitting bricks doesn't even cover half of how I felt.

"WE LOVE YOU SCOTLAND!" Aye? Well, Scotland fucking despises you, Creosote Ceausescu.

Ok, here ya go. This is Charlie. 🐶

Oh man, it's been ages. I forgot just how good a perfectly chilled bottle of Newcastle brown ale is...🍻

Aaah, this is nice. 😁

@mistyswoman.bsky.social found one for you. #SpotTheScammer #SpotTheBot

It's not just you. This was my living room temperature at 6:45 this morning.

Best Star Trek Captain wrong answers only

If anyone needs me today, I'll be in the fridge.

Any song by Mike and the Quantum Mechanics #ASongOrMovieForWhatsDifficult

Funniest mod list add I've received in a while, from a particularly dumb little twat. Go give this fake NAFO fuckwit a little humiliation and tell them I sent ya. 😉

So I take it the orange cunt *didn't* get struck by lightning last night... 😞

Don't forget his most iconic role - the green cross code man.

I wonder how many twitchers on here have this book? If you do, you own a book that comes from my family. Good on ya. #Birdsky #Booksky

TW: Arachnophobia Just found this very non-native spider, which very much appears to be Orthonops lapanus in my parents' garage. What the fuck is it doing here?

I did a lookup on the web address, I believe a troll registered it. Check the screenshot I took of my search.