The kind of shenanigans that happen at our department... I didn't do any of these but they sure give me good ideas of my own 👀

can you tell IT's on that floor

Expect me to be a little more outgoing as I use this profile to pretty much journal the parts of my life I'd like to share. Also I'm VERY much open to DMs Also also here's a fit I like a lot just cuz :3

A little update: I'm low-key doing GREAT I've come to love working in 911, it's a challenging mental exercise that lets me tangibly help the community I live in (as opposed to my labor going to some shareholder's pockets), and it gives me a controlled environment to be more emotionally sensitive.

I have the privilege of cat sitting and I'm having a BLAST, boy really brightens the place up and I'm gonna miss him so much when he checks out of his luxury boarding Yes, he's almost always sleepy but when he's not, he's skittering around and murdering toys :3

uh- I always see everybody describe this shocking experience and never thought it'd happen to me too...

Ah, the fruits of labor And by fruits, I of course mean steak tips and zucchini Grill day at the office :3

Accidentally printed a portrait instead of saving it, but the sheet came out with a bunch of esoteric symbols? It looks like some kind of anomalous image, so I threw in a stark black cognitohazard censor for extra spooky effect.

Life update for the folks interested I'm moving into a cute little loft by myself, I'm now a 911 operator and plan to make it a career, I'm happy with how goddamn handsome I am, and I'm looking forward to being more socially active now that I'll be living stress-free alone Lox bagel for attention

EVERYBODY should see it 😤

History repeats itself

MmmMMmMm

I went to pick up a Cuban yesterday for lunch and found a Foundation logistics site hiding in plain sight...

Chocolate coated pretzels at the work kitchen 🐾 They had more letters on them than that but I eated them all :3

Chicken burger for unrelated purposes.

But because it's a special occasion and I am a benevolent goat god, here's some regular media of supreme handsomeness and fuckability 🐐

Yay :3

Sheathposting on main This is my main, I'm posting cock and clouds and casseroles, I do not care

About to get dress coded for being too fashion faggy

I'm home from work, dig in ❤️

Working a new job the last month and I'm having a blast being the most fly mf in the room

Went to one of the many parks in the city to eat sushi, they're all in great shape and pretty as hell. Found this tree stump that looks like its own little forest in the forest

It's cold. That means squash hits EXTRA delicious. But don't just toss the seeds when you gut the squash, roast them! They're rich in fiber and the kinds of healthy fats your body needs. Toss them in salt and an oil like canola or avocado and roast them until golden, and you can eat them whole.

Biscuits and gravy the one time the sun was out this week, hearty, delicious, and cozy :3 Not shown: sunlight refracting through dripping icicles on the eaves visible through the top of the window

I might look clean as hell, but I promise you, we'll both be a mess when we're finished~ (please pull me in by the tie to force me deeper inside you 😵‍💫)

Look at this cute little goober, he's whining cuz he can't go outside in the cold

It's been mega cozy today with nonstop rain, perfect warm bowl of goodness day <3

White chicken chili If there's one thing I love more than tonguing hole, it's simple, hearty, delicious one-pot meals 🤤

Anyway, I've grown a liking to the trinity of "fuzzy soft tummy, robe, and briefs" as a look on me, and lemme tell you: I look GOOD. I smell good too :3

More proof you don't exist.