Danny, Skullgrips Supreme
@thatgoatdork
27 | He/Him | Meteorology/Emergency Communications| Single (but don't be weird about it) | 🔞, children be gone | Dorky bisexual nerd goat looking for buddies :3
Accidentally printed a portrait instead of saving it, but the sheet came out with a bunch of esoteric symbols? It looks like some kind of anomalous image, so I threw in a stark black cognitohazard censor for extra spooky effect.
Life update for the folks interested I'm moving into a cute little loft by myself, I'm now a 911 operator and plan to make it a career, I'm happy with how goddamn handsome I am, and I'm looking forward to being more socially active now that I'll be living stress-free alone Lox bagel for attention
I went to pick up a Cuban yesterday for lunch and found a Foundation logistics site hiding in plain sight...
Chocolate coated pretzels at the work kitchen 🐾 They had more letters on them than that but I eated them all :3
But because it's a special occasion and I am a benevolent goat god, here's some regular media of supreme handsomeness and fuckability 🐐
Sheathposting on main This is my main, I'm posting cock and clouds and casseroles, I do not care
Working a new job the last month and I'm having a blast being the most fly mf in the room
Went to one of the many parks in the city to eat sushi, they're all in great shape and pretty as hell. Found this tree stump that looks like its own little forest in the forest
It's cold. That means squash hits EXTRA delicious. But don't just toss the seeds when you gut the squash, roast them! They're rich in fiber and the kinds of healthy fats your body needs. Toss them in salt and an oil like canola or avocado and roast them until golden, and you can eat them whole.
Biscuits and gravy the one time the sun was out this week, hearty, delicious, and cozy :3 Not shown: sunlight refracting through dripping icicles on the eaves visible through the top of the window
I might look clean as hell, but I promise you, we'll both be a mess when we're finished~ (please pull me in by the tie to force me deeper inside you 😵💫)
Look at this cute little goober, he's whining cuz he can't go outside in the cold
It's been mega cozy today with nonstop rain, perfect warm bowl of goodness day <3
White chicken chili If there's one thing I love more than tonguing hole, it's simple, hearty, delicious one-pot meals 🤤
Anyway, I've grown a liking to the trinity of "fuzzy soft tummy, robe, and briefs" as a look on me, and lemme tell you: I look GOOD. I smell good too :3
Biggest impact in my mind is not buying into the climate harms of the ruminant livestock industry, we're talking beef, lamb, and the like. That methane output is so disproportionately impactful compared to other meats and crops it's not even funny. Have you seen this shit? The vast majority is beef.
DUDE ACTUALLY Who the FUCK is this guy and why have I seen this fucking ad? I haven't lived in Italy for almost 2 years?????
MmmMMmMm acorn squash 👀👀👀 My favorite time of the year isn't any season, but the transition between them when I get to change what produce I cook with. Cook in the season, it's refreshing to have a change! If you need somewhere to start, USDA has a GREAT guide: snaped.fns.usda.gov/resources/nu...
That's it, let it slide right in~ 😏 Because they're sliders... Stayed with a bunch of buddies for Furpoc and I was the cook keeping everyone fueled for a great weekend, cuz I'm the best like that 😎
As a Halloween gift, here's me absolutely blasting off on another Halloween thinking about werewolves~ Need all that warm goodness spurting deep inside someone's tight hole rn 😩💦