Kristen

@thehemicane

I read and I write things. Cat appreciator. Whisky drinker. Disney parks goer. Can I borrow your pen?

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Kristen@thehemicane· 24d

It’s been a minute but I am once again flush with donuts

The local donut ladies did a summerween Disney edition. Box of donuts. Most are in the shape of mickeys with one homemade pop tart styled to resemble Book from Hocus Pocus. The other three are a pumpkin, Frankenstein, and a strawberry sprinkle which I’m not sure is Halloween but whatever, it’s Mickey shaped.

Mickey-shaped donut decorated like a pumpkin on a spooky black and white alchemist plate. Post-vacation donuts are bittersweet.

Kristen@thehemicane· 25d

Currently reading

A book placed on a sunny window sill. It is A Girl is a Body of Water by Jennifer Nansubuga Makumbi. The cover has a colorful quilted design that resembles a patchwork of land. A dark green silhouette of a young Ugandan woman with her head tilted upward is along the right side.

Kristen@thehemicane· 26d

Came home thinking about the squeezy-cheese thing so C bought me one. Let me tell you what, it is delightful to squish

A box containing a squishy stress toy in the shape of a Swiss cheese cube. Gray Persian cat with dubious orange eyes is giving it a sniff. Confirms it’s fake cheese, leaves disappointed.

Unboxed squishy Swiss cheese cube on a shiny dark wood floor. I’ve been pounding the whey out of this thing. I love it.

Kristen@thehemicane· 28d

Lots of yapping

All the birds hollering about the weather. Screenshot of the Merlin app with a large assortment today.

Northern cardinal (hello, Card!). Black-capped chickadee. Dark-eyed junco. Blue jay. American goldfinch. House sparrow. Pine warbler. Chipping sparrow. American robin.

Kristen@thehemicane· 28d

Went outside to bask in The Night of the Comet sky. The birds are def talking about it

Hazy orange-red sun reflecting its color onto the surrounding clouds. Tall pines in the foreground. Wildfire season in full swing, unfortunately.

Kristen@thehemicane· 28d

I’m trying to fold the wash but Murphy is using a wrinkle as a pillow. I can’t disturb her, that’s the law

Gray Persian cat curled up on the human bed (also her bed) with her delicate little head resting on a wrinkle in the quilt. Just out of frame is her sister who is also propped up on a different wrinkle. C’est la vie. The wash will wait.

Kristen@thehemicane· Jul 13

This one’s for you, Sam

Large potted floral assortment with a bunch of tiny toy dinosaurs tucked in various nooks and crannies. RIP Sam Neil, you’re a real one.

Kristen@thehemicane· Jul 12

A disgruntled gremlin is telling me to clean the window so she can glare at chipmunks with clarity

An orb-like gray Persian cat with annoyed orange eyes stares out of the slider door into the eyes of the person responsible for not cleaning the glass. To be fair, it’s her eye-snot abstract art that is all over the door. Maybe she should put on a show.

Kristen@thehemicane· Jul 11

They won’t look at me

Two gray Persian cats with averted orange eyes sitting next to one another but in opposite directions. I’ve been doing all the sounds but neither will look at me. They’re mad but still dragged toys into our bedroom overnight. We’ll be friends again soon.

Kristen@thehemicane· Jul 11

At a rest stop, somewhere in Massachusetts

A pay phone still exists and it is absolutely covered in stickers, even the yellow handset! I didn’t check to see if it worked but I will next time.

Kristen@thehemicane· Jul 10

While we were checking out, an employee pointed at my shirt and said “Brendan Fraser! He’s my cousin’s cousin.”

Spud the seagull sitting on the front desk of the hotel. In the background is an old wooden mail sorter where room key envelopes are kept. A ledger sits just beyond Spud. Vacations always seem to zoom by, don’t they.

Kristen@thehemicane· Jul 10

OCMD, Have a nice summer! C U next year LYLAS ~K~

The Atlantic Ocean and beach of ocean city, Maryland as seen from the top deck of a hotel. Sun is bright & reflecting off of the water. A row of rocking chairs (that my butt has spent a considerable amount of time in) line the railing overlooking the boardwalk below. Smell ya later, OCMD.

Kristen@thehemicane· Jul 10

This way

An illuminated sign in the shape of an arrow pointing in the direction of what it’s advertising: RIDES. One of the old timey signs made up of lightbulbs. Like a Lite Brite. It’s on the roof of an old building. Purple and green lights underneath the overhang. Let’s get on the whip!

Kristen@thehemicane· Jul 9

I know I’m a mark but we won this cat-shrimp on the first try. Victory is mine!

Pusheen cat in shrimp tempura form. It is sitting on the joystick of the claw machine we won it from. Other forms of Pusheen as food in the background. I love claw machines. I don’t care that it takes forever to get the Good Grab. It’s all for the thrill of the CLAW.

Kristen@thehemicane· Jul 9

Last day and the vibes are somber yet relaxed

Long, angled shot of the beach. Waves breaking at the shore. Off in the distance is a parasail. Cloudy but the sun is peeking through. Maybe I’ll read five pages today.

Kristen@thehemicane· Jul 9

I’m in an underground lair having snow crab legs and beer

Piles of snow crab legs, corn on cob in the husk. A wooden mallet rests on top. I feel like a Viking. Not shown is an enormous mound of peel and eat shrimp coated in old bay. Pitcher of yuengling and a cold mug in the background. I will 100% flint crab meat into my hair.

Kristen@thehemicane· Jul 8

In the calm

Early morning, empty beach. Sun high in the sky, leaving a ring of pale orange reflected in the surrounding clouds. Freshly combed sand. Still waters of the ocean. A lone lifeguard chair. Mornings before the chaos are bliss.

Kristen@thehemicane· Jul 8

Knocked around ye olde arcade for a bit. Skee Ball (rusty). Cornhole thing for tickets (not bad). Air Hockey (slow start but then I ruled). Indiana Jones pinball (I’m way bad). Scored a bag of dinos tho

Yellow, long-necked dinosaur of indeterminate type. I got a bunch from the t-rex skeleton grabber game. It is clawing its way out of a paper bag, maw open, screaming into the void. Vintage poker ball machine in the background.

Kristen@thehemicane· Jul 7

Locked in a glass case of emotion

A super giant stuffed Minnie Mouse locked inside a game cube. You have to saw at the cord to release the prize. She is wearing a Playland arcade tee shirt. Hopefully someone will free her.

Kristen@thehemicane· Jul 7

A sea shanty softly plays in the background

View of the beach from the top deck. The ocean is obscured by a heavy layer of fog and mist. The overall vibe is Stephen King. A breaching whale sculpture is on the foreground. Of course I’m headed out there. I hope I come back.

Kristen@thehemicane· Jul 7

Lots of Weather today but the sunset was pretty

The orange setting sun reflecting off the side of a building. Clouds in the sky couldn’t stop its shine. Trees in the background. Holiday bunting of red, white, and blue draped over the banister. I’m on the deck with a crisp Clearly Canadian, enjoying the vibe.

Kristen@thehemicane· Jul 6

It’s fry o’clock

Bucket of Thrasher’s French fries. Golden brown, salted, and drenched in vinegar. Spud the plush seagull is sitting behind, looking hard for a hand out. Both are seated on the arm of a weathered rocking chair.

Kristen@thehemicane· Jul 6

Thor says hi

Lightning bolt hitting Assateague island but is showing behind the Ripley’s museum. Ferris wheel off in the distance. Storms are incoming for most of the day.

Kristen@thehemicane· Jul 6

I shouldn’t be left unattended in boardwalk beach shops

Red shirt with blue and white lettering is draped over an empty lifeguard chair. A large white whale is in the center. It reads: Moby Says Don’t Be A Dick. Party pants is written underneath that. When literature and bros collide.

Kristen@thehemicane· Jul 6

My guy is definitely thinking about his life choices

Close in shot of a lone seagull perched atop the loop of a roller coaster. It’s staring off into the middle distance asking itself, how did I get here?

Slightly wider shot of the lone seagull atop the loop of a roller coaster. Stevie is a special one, he’s not like the other gulls.

Far away shot of Stevie the crisis having seagull on the top loop of a roller coaster. He eventually flew away after coming to his senses. I hope he gets some fries.

Kristen@thehemicane· Jul 5

I was at a taco joint having a pain killer and carnitas when Norway scored for the second time

A very rum-filled pineapple tiki drink in a mason jar sitting on the corner of a bright royal blue table. A pineapple wedge on the rim. A group at the bar was doing the row chant when the game was over. Cheers to Norway and Haaland!

Kristen@thehemicane· Jul 5

All the books I brought to the beach. We’ll see how much I actually read

Stack of books with one leaning off to the side. They are sitting on a weathered bench with a view of the beach in the background. The titles are:
Annie Bot by Sierra Greer
Penance by Eliza Clark
Margo’s Got Money Troubles by Rufi Thorpe
Summer issue of The Paris Review 256
The Things We Never Say Elizabeth Strout
Fat Swim by Emma Copley Eisenberg

Kristen@thehemicane· Jul 5

Storm might hit so ice cream in the dark with a shark it is

Cup of Dumser’s chocolate peanut butter ice cream. It’s dark up on the deck. Storm clouds rolled in. Brightly lit marquee of the Ripley’s museum in the background complete with a giant shark busting through the facade. Boardwalk cleared out once the high winds arrived.

Kristen@thehemicane· Jul 4

Have a good one

Jellycat plush seagull sitting on top of a post. His name is Spud because he is potato-shaped and likes to eat fries. He has a tuft of hair on his head like Bert. The beach and ocean are behind him. It’s already surface of the sun hot. Stay hydrated.

Kristen@thehemicane· Jul 3

That’s a wrap on Roadtrip Observations! Now it’s time to grab a seat, crack open a cold one, & relax