Me all day waiting for friend texts. #happycanadaday

I fixed it for you. "Fiddler not a Diddler, not so, says the A.I. Riddler."

Dustin Hoffman is in Money Train.

My wife just asked me what I'm going to do as she was off to brunch. "Drink coffee and watch Money Train."

Drop a movie that traumatized you as a kid

Apologies in advance for handling this social interaction as such.

APD and Masked Bandit DHS just chilling after grabbing a dude.

I thought the freeze was over and then the ICE showed up on my street and dragged a man to the ground.

Thief in North Loop, Austin. Ransacking patios and sheds.

Bonjour.

We just got Jean-Claude Van Damme a year after losing Pip. I still miss Pip everyday, but the love returns in new ways.

RIP Drew. You painted our lifetimes.

Editorialary this is refered to as a #Moodsciff

Saw the mothership over Austin.

Every Instagram request I think might be someone inquiring about my work but it's a woman trying to share her vaginal pictures.

The hype is real. See it. Haven't laughed this hard in a very long time. #nakedgun

"Your position exists to provide those people with freedom"

I have seen #braveheart 100 times. I'm watching it on #4k tonight and I'm in awe.

When @junkfoodcinema.bsky.social calls...I answer. Coming Soon.

I was not emotionally equipped to revisit #FollowThatBird tonight.

Rest in Peace to this unpredictable legend. You always kept us in rapture. #valkilmer

Hulk send strength.

Show me a better #firstfouractor #johncreilly

My face when the propaganda hits.

Good man or bad man, there was only one Hackman. RIP to an absolute titan. #genehackman