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And the clouds are showing off@theneogrotesque· 1d

Queensland copper makes a compelling case for defunding the police.

And the clouds are showing off@theneogrotesque· 4d

Putting this at the front of the playground at the pub is some sort of crime surely.

A sign at a pub playground advertising free ice cream with every kids' meal.

And the clouds are showing off@theneogrotesque· 11d

Kylie Sandilands in a 'I'm not even mad, look how not mad I am about it'. Taking an entire kilo of salt with this.

Kyle Sandilands says his 'sacking itself was not as bad as he imagined'.

"People would think, 'He's crushed'. There are people rejoicing and stamping all over the death and the ashes of both of us. But let them. They've got very little joy in their heart, those trolls," he said.

And the clouds are showing off@theneogrotesque· 11d

Someone forget their egg? #egg

And the clouds are showing off@theneogrotesque· 11d

My bio is famously pro-Leeds.

Some fukken doughnut who's illiterate has put me on a 'Leeds fan' list. EADC.

And the clouds are showing off@theneogrotesque· 11d

Grab your vuvuzelas and your cheesy nachos.

The Melbourne Cricket Ground at half-time between Tigers and Eagles.

And the clouds are showing off@theneogrotesque· 11d

Never seen such a sign in #IngloriousSydney

A licensed premises advertising a bottle shop open until 4am.

And the clouds are showing off@theneogrotesque· Jul 11

Circumstances mean I've still got the one of the World's Worst Apps installed and worse, that means I scroll it almost on autopilot. But sometimes it makes me laugh.

Some boomer* getting big mad that they can't comment on every single ABC Facebook post. And the ABC telling them they simply don't have the capacity to be bothered.

*Boomer is a state of mind.

And the clouds are showing off@theneogrotesque· Jul 1

In case you missed delicious nutrition:

AFR headline, 'ARN follows Nine in cutting Karl Stefanovic after podcast furore'.

And the clouds are showing off@theneogrotesque· Jun 20

Meatwad from Aqua Teen Hunger Force saying 'God has allowed me to live another day and I'm about to make it everyone's problem'.

And the clouds are showing off@theneogrotesque· Jun 17

Celebrating the Festival of Mediocrity with a Best Extra.

A bottle of Coppers' Best Extra Stout in a long necked bottle and some low rent game.

And the clouds are showing off@theneogrotesque· May 27

[scanning for targets like the Terminator] halfwit identified

Financial Review headline: Kerry Schott's idea to fix the grid: ask AI

And the clouds are showing off@theneogrotesque· May 23

Title card from Star Trek The Next Generation featuring the Enterprise-D orbiting a planet. The episode title is "Buttock World,".

And the clouds are showing off@theneogrotesque· May 14

Quick!! Vote for Pauline! And other assorted billionaire suckholes!

AFR headline: 'Genuinely alarmed': budget fallout dawns on the rich. Kicker: Trusts, CGT, negative gearing and Division 296 are all moving in the same direction within 18 months, sending a strong message about private capital, warns an adviser.

And the clouds are showing off@theneogrotesque· May 9

Sussan Ley is right, it's probably not her fault in because nothing ever is but also it is all Sussan's fault because stacks of her voters in the regional part of her electorate felt ignored. They've seen what Helen Dalton is doing in the seat of Murray and they want some of that.

Sussan Ley, quoted in the Financial Review says "It would be an error to reduce both the scale and significance of tonight's defeat to a Coalition split which occurred months ago, or to misattribute it to the date the vote was held. I urge the Liberal leadership to accept this result with humility because the voters never get it wrong."

And the clouds are showing off@theneogrotesque· Apr 24

Holy shit.

AFR lead: Kyle Sandilands could demand almost 20% of any growth in revenue from Kiis FM in Melbourne and Sydney of his top-rating breakfast show hit audience targets, and had the power to audit the company's accounts each year to make sure he was being paid his dues.

And the clouds are showing off@theneogrotesque· Apr 23

I bet he reckons the 'black sheep' cap is hilarious.

An image of Ben Roberts-Smith wearing a white singlet looking roughly gaunt and with a 'black sheep' cap. Guardian headline says 'Ben Roberts-Smith planned to leave Australia and researched buying wellness business in Spain, court documents show.

And the clouds are showing off@theneogrotesque· Apr 4

The recession is here.

Sign on a shopfront saying 20% off jorts, surely a harbinger of the recession we are going to get.

And the clouds are showing off@theneogrotesque· Mar 28

La terreur rouge learning about how to cook fish properly at an event in the Farrer electorate. Bloke in orange hat is likely the candidate.

And the clouds are showing off@theneogrotesque· Mar 3

'We must climb the mountain of conflict'.

AFR headline: Hezbollah and Israel exchange strikes; Netanyahu says conflict is 'gateway to peace'.

And the clouds are showing off@theneogrotesque· Feb 27

Coles CEO and AFR columnist firmly in the 'absolute rube' category.

For most of us, supermarket shopping follows a familiar pattern: scrawl out a list, get in the car, drive to a local store, park the car and return an hour or so later, probably after a nice chat with the person at the checkout.

But Coles CEO Leah Weckert can see a time when tomorrow's customer might not even know they've shopped with the retail giant. They'll instruct their agent to plan out the week's meals and then that agent (or another one) will jump onto Coles' website, make a series of purchases and have them delivered. Who knows, maybe one of Elon Musk's humanoid robots might put the groceries away - if you ask nicely.

And the clouds are showing off@theneogrotesque· Nov 23

@kels316.bsky.social you might have left Melbourne but Melbourne is coming to visit.

Financial Review headline: 'It's a huge market': move over schoolies here come the moolies. Subhead: Noosa is fast becoming the hot spot for school mums - 'moolies' - willing to spend big on relaxing following the HSC.

And the clouds are showing off@theneogrotesque· Nov 3

Some might say that if you've got $1 million to spend on billboards about how good the GST share is, you're getting too much GST.

Financial Review headline: WA to 'educate' Sydney and Melbourne about how good GST carve up is. Caption: Billboards for WA's GST deal will be erected across the east coast this week as part of $1 million advertising campaign by the Cook government.

And the clouds are showing off@theneogrotesque· Oct 26

Who the fuck cares if this narcissist likes Rudd or not? Most of Kevin's yarns would be with staffers and agency heads, not the TV freak.

Financial Review headline: Trump says 'I don't forget' on Rudd, weighs up ambassador for Canberra. Sub-headline: The US president again seemed vague when asked about the Australian ambassador, raising questions about whether he has actually forgiven him.

And the clouds are showing off@theneogrotesque· Oct 18

Important news by the nation's leading financial paper on the hour, every hour.

Australian Financial Review headline: What the capital gains tax bill on $5 million in super might look like

And the clouds are showing off@theneogrotesque· Oct 1

I mean why would you listen to people who want to read what you've got to say? Or maybe Ed's just on a mission to replace AI slop with human made slop.

Famous poster writing about AI bad but deciding to ignore feedback about making articles more accessible.

And the clouds are showing off@theneogrotesque· Sep 9

Remind me why this guy was seen as such a loss to politics at the time of his retirement.

Australian Financial Review headline where the chairman of Australia's sovereign wealth fund says 'no one can stand in the way of AI'.

And the clouds are showing off@theneogrotesque· Sep 6

Hahahahaha eat shit wowsers.

Australian Financial Review headline 'Hard Rated becomes a $500m cash cow defying the alcohol slowdown'

And the clouds are showing off@theneogrotesque· Sep 6

At this point, paying a bloke a trillion dollars for 10 years of performance is performative in itself. You can't call an end to the circus lest everyone find out after fucking around. But why not double down.

Australian Financial Review headline on Tesla chairwoman Robyn Denholm giving AU$1.5 trillion of shares in Tesla to Elon Musk if he can make Tesla be with US$8 trillion.

And the clouds are showing off@theneogrotesque· Aug 7

Real fukken head-scratcher this one.