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@thorn
Maker of Synthwave. Enigma fan for life. Unapologetic exiler of MAGA friends and family. I dream nightly of Thailand.
He won because of dumbshits like this who decided fake outrage was more fun than defeating fascists and their roaming death squads on our streets. Burned down his own country over Gaza.
Hey Rangers fans, I know you’re not really knowledgeable when it comes to baseball, but a 5.72 era when you play half your games at Coors is actually pretty solid. #Astros
Are you fn serious with this, b****? You’re perhaps the biggest reason we have Trump today and here you are sending out donation requests? Seriously. Fuck you. I hope you lose your seat. You’re the one person I’d like to see that fat fuck denaturalize. @actblueorg.bsky.social
Heh that’s fair. I mean, jokes don’t really land well on character-limited social media posts, but I get you. I prefer this one, though.
Hey, Patrick. This happened because you didn’t vote. Because you pretended Democrats and Republicans were the same—an excuse to justify why you wouldn’t get your lazy ass up off your coach.
Whoever wrote this got this wrong. Rock wasn’t stuck in a morass of synths and drum machines in 1981. Maybe 1983. And this excellent album had quite a bit of synthesizer on it.
History will show that Trump and Hegseth were the two dumbest mother fuckers to have ever started a war. Two panicked monkeys with machine guns spraying bullets in every direction. @whitehouse-47.bsky.social @deptofwar.bsky.social
I hope the @usmnt.ussoccer.com loses today, and I hope they have to vacate all their wins.
When I say 10-20% of Trump supporters would kill themselves if he ordered them to do so, I wasn’t joking. It’s an incredibly sad, incredibly dangerous cult. This woman has family who lover her, and they have to watch her deteriorate into something unrecognizable. @thegoodliars.bsky.social
I’ve never seen an agency do everything it can to ensure it goes away in the very near future. All you Nazi fuckers are about to be unemployed, so get you kicks while you can, @icegov.bsky.social. Your time is almost up.
This is why I say we can’t live next to these people anymore. You can’t reason with literal morons. You can’t have basic discussions about improving society or science or law or anything that matters to an aggregate of people living together. They’re no better than zombies with machine guns.
I’m an #Astros lifer. It makes me happy when people pitch to Yordan Alvarez. But if you’re up 3 and you pitch to the most ferocious hitter in baseball, instead of just humiliating yourself and intentionally walking in the run, you get what you deserve. @twinsbaseball.bsky.social
I will only vote for a candidate who intends on chasing these criminals to the ends of the earth to recover every penny plus interest. Trump. Kushner. Lutnick. Bessent. Etc. @governor.ca.gov @govpritzker.illinois.gov @chrismurphyct.bsky.social @treasurydept.bsky.social @petebuttigieg.bsky.social
A gay Jewish man who helps the trans community berated and threatened by leftists. These people are gone. They’re as zombified as MAGA. And they’re not coming back. All we have is each other. The rational left and the Never Trumpers. @realtexaspaul.com @jvl.bsky.social @radiofreetom.bsky.social
I hate the far right so much that I walked way from more than a century of friendships and multiple family members after Trump got reelected. But I also hate the far left so much that I’m willing to walk away from the Democratic Party, where I’ve been a straight-ticket voter for 32 years.
MAGA should state ahead of time they will never take an mRNA Ebola vaccine. 👍
Republicans always blame the mythical “advisor” when Trump fucks up catastrophically. It’s never just that he’s a literal fucking moron. Just poor advice that he has to follow. Every single one of them are sad clowns. @whitehouse-47.bsky.social @deptofwar.bsky.social @houserepublicans.bsky.social
Hiking in the woods listening to Space Age Love Song and thinking of much better times. Specifically, 1983. Which is when I saw A Flock of Seagulls (at their height) for the first time.
When Trump is gone and MAGA is dead, these losers are going to try and worm their way back into your life as if it was all a bad dream. Don’t let them. Deny them access to you and your family forever. This is who they really are, not the sad lonely losers they will become.
Go to Porto, Portugal and marvel at the 90+ year old men scurrying up those extremely steep streets that made your 40 year old body gasp and wheeze.
They literally go into war zones, you lazy comfortable fuck. @60minutes.bsky.social @realtimers.bsky.social
I’m appreciative of the fact that the Tony Awards went extra trans last night, I think, to fuck with David Ellison and his shit father. I enjoyed every second of it. Especially Frankenfurter. That part had to send them all spiraling. #tonyawards
There have been 79 College World Series tournaments. The Texas Longhorns have been to 39 of them. That’s 49.4%. @secsports.bsky.social #longhorns #cws
Bill Maher’s BFF is a disgusting pig of a human being. @realtimers.bsky.social
The best part of my morning was driving to work listening to Diane Rehm on NPR. Especially the Friday News Roundup. When she retired, my morning routine was gutted. Turns out she’s still doing her Friday News Roundups on substack. 😃
We’re losing this issue—not just here, but globally. I don’t know why these people are so anti-immigrant, but we lost the most consequential election of our lifetimes over it. If we lose another, it may be the end of us.