Professor Goose

@thundergoose

Magpie mind interested in all things biology and anything else that catches my attention. Clumsy ally. She/they

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Professor Goose@thundergoose· 14d

Mango says when the world gets to be too much, try this.

A grey tabby cat laying on a mauve blanket, curled up on this side with one paw covering his eyes and the others all piled together. He’s very cute and sleepy.

Professor Goose@thundergoose· 16d

And here’s your cat tax

A white and dark grey cat in a grey fabric basket that he really does not fit inside. The basket is attached to a cat tree and is hanging down like it might spill him out.

Professor Goose@thundergoose· 22d

I wish I was as blissfully calm as Nutmeg

A white cat with brown tabby patches asleep on a striped rug by an open sliding glass door. In the foreground is a pot of cat grass and behind his is a cardboard scratching pad.

Professor Goose@thundergoose· 27d

Timeline Cleanse. Photo of a ?? butterfly, taken by me in Bulgaria

An orange butterfly with accents of black and white on a flat white compound flower (similar to Queen Anne's Lace)

Professor Goose@thundergoose· 28d

The catometer says it's hot out. Make sure you stay hydrated and, if possible, inside in A/C

A white and grey cat fully stretched out on a grey ottoman

Professor Goose@thundergoose· Jul 9

He’s busy snoozing this afternoon and failed to show up for the game.

A mostly white cat sleeping on a pink blanket. He’s partially rolled over, showing you his belly. Unlike most cats he really DOES want tummy rubs.

Professor Goose@thundergoose· Jul 4

Rules for my Bluesky account

A warning sign from Australia about Cassowaries.

“If you want to take a photo DO NOT corner the cassowary” cartoon of animal (vague, not clear what it’s supposed to be) taking a selfie with a cassowary

“REMEMBER it is a WILD animal and it HATES you” with a derpy cartoon Cassowary face

“It’s feet are DAGGERS and it is ALWAYS ANGRY” with a cartoon Cassowary foot where the middle claw is measured at 15 cm

“It will SLASH at YOU, it will climb on YOUR VAN and eat YOUR FOOD” with a cartoon of a cassowary driving off in a van while the cartoon animal chases it

“This is all TRUE! You SHOULD be FRIGHTENED of CASSOWARIES “ with the cartoon animal looking sideways at a slit eyed cassowary holding up a threatening foot.

Professor Goose@thundergoose· Jul 4

This plant at Kew Gardens has been living in a pot longer that the United States has existed.

A potted plant older than the United States.The wooden planter is to the left with some palm leaves growing there but there is also a slanted truck leaning to the right. The palm leaves are fringed.

A sign. “Oldest pot plant in the world? This plant (Encephalartos altensteinii) has lived through Ken’s entire history as a botanical garden! Collected by Ken’s first plant hunter, Frances Masson, it left the shores of the Eastern Cape in South Africa in 1773 and endured a long ocean voyage before finally arriving at Kew in 1775.
This plant flourished as the French Revolution raged, while Trevithick invented the steam locomotive and Armstrong walked on the moon. It was one of the first plants to be moved into the Palm House in 1848.”

On the left is a drawing of the continent of Africa. It reads”Did you know? Even though some cycads can live for 2500 years, today they are quite rare in the wild. All cycads are protected by law.”

The sign is old and partly damaged. I think I got most of the text correct except for a name that I did my best to transcribe.

Professor Goose@thundergoose· Jul 1

Send help. I need coffee!

A grey tabby cat on a grey blanket on a lap

Professor Goose@thundergoose· Jun 23

And if this isn’t enough reason to avoid fireworks consider that most of the country is in drought conditions, which means there’s high fire risk.

A map of the United States showing widespread drought, including multiple areas of exceptional drought.

Professor Goose@thundergoose· Jun 19

I was recently in London and went to the Grant Museum. The world famous Glass Jar of Moles was taken off exhibit for a CAT scan. But something went wrong and the moles were exposed to high levels of gamma radiation. Now they have merged into one giant mole and are on the verge of escape. Run!

A clear glass jar with the lid off. There is a large mole halfway out of the jar. There mole is dark colored with pale peach ish color feet and nose.

Professor Goose@thundergoose· Jun 14

I love traveling. But the best part of traveling is coming home to your own bed, your own pillows, your own shower and familiar food. Just back from 2 weeks, mostly spent in Bulgaria.

A pan early morning view from a hotel balcony. It overlooks a cove of the Black Sea with calm water, a sandy beach with lots of beach chairs on the near side and old town Sozopol Bulgaria on the far side. The sky is pale with a cloud lit in light orange and yellow. It’s quite a peaceful view so early in the morning.

Professor Goose@thundergoose· Jun 7

A flow chart that starts with “Decision to take on a new project” that leads to “Do you have enough time to do this.” Now there are two options. If you answer “no” the box says “Don’t do it.” If you answer yes the box says “No you don’t “

Professor Goose@thundergoose· Jun 6

If you’re in the Boston area check out roller derby! VIP tickets are just a smidge less than $8000 at $29. bostonrollerderby.com/wp-content/u...

A woman with cropped grey hair wearing a blue tank top in front of a sparkly grey background.
One tough mother - roller derby team the Cosmonaughties Captain Blister Rogers

Professor Goose@thundergoose· Jun 4

Currently in London where there’s a tube strike. Majorly impressed that when I arrived at a station where the line I needed wasn’t running that there were people there to help direct confused tourists on How to get where they’re going. Still much easier to get around than LA

A sign for the London Underground represented by a red circle and white text on a blue stripe across the circle that says underground

Professor Goose@thundergoose· Jun 1

It’s pride month! I believe Everyone deserves to be their authentic self and to love whoever they love. I see you and I support you.

Pride progress flag. On the right is a rainbow flag, on the left is a triangle with colors that reflect trans, asexual, intersex, and anti racism

Professor Goose@thundergoose· May 23

Yeah, but Musk and company own the government so I don’t see that happening. Here’s my tax for talking politics

Professor Goose@thundergoose· May 21

🫂

A dark brown tabby named Wren is laying on a pair of white athletic socks.

Wren loves it when I leave my post workout or post hike sock on the floor for him to rub on and try to kill.

Professor Goose@thundergoose· May 12

I see your dictionary and raise you a thesaurus

A dictionary and a thesaurus on a pattered yellow duvet

Professor Goose@thundergoose· May 11

This is why I can’t have nice things. The rabbit is sitting IN the pot. There are no more flowers in that pot. Taken through sliding glass door screen.

A small rabbit sitting in a potted plant seen through a sliding glass door screen. The pot is on a concrete patio, next to a small water garden, about 4 feet from the sliding glass door.

Professor Goose@thundergoose· May 11

Now that there’s a happy ending let me tell you about the time Katydid got out. I was in my home office, working, and started to hear her meow. Which was weird, she was a quiet cat. So I started looking for her. Her voice got louder and louder as I moved toward the back door. 1/n

The world’s cutest cat. Katydid was a calico point Siamese color, so where Siamese have dark areas she had calico. She was also polydactyl and had a bob tail. We adopted her when she was about 7 and had her for 14 years. Her personality was as amazing as her appearance. It’s been a decade and I still miss her.

Professor Goose@thundergoose· May 10

Garden in the morning with a smol friend.

A garden bordering a lawn. The flowers are mostly bright pink or purple. If you look closely you will see a tiny rabbit nibbling on the grass. It’s only about 4 or 5 inches long.

Professor Goose@thundergoose· May 9

I have scratches on my arms, dirt under my fingernails, a full yard waste bin and my back will probably hurt tomorrow. I’m a happy gardener. 😃❤️🌻

A Changeling monkey flower spilling over a wall. The flowers are pale orangish yellow with darker orange pink in the center. The plant has long, skinny dark green leaves. It is a cultivar of a California native plant.

Professor Goose@thundergoose· May 9

Even if I don’t fits, I sits Oh the difficulties of being a large cat. Poor Fidget. #Caterday

A dark grey tabby and white cat on top of a cat tree with his head hanging down over the edge on one side and slightly hanging over all the other edges.

Professor Goose@thundergoose· May 8

Timeline cleanse with smoll friend

A simple yellow flower with a small, green grasshopper or katydid. The insect has long negs and long antennae.

Professor Goose@thundergoose· May 1

Today in WTF technology? Our “smart” thermostat 1) thinks it needs to know the date and time, 2) knows that the date and time are wrong, but 3) does not know the date and time

A Nest thermostat that says “Your thermostat’s date and time are incorrect.” With “OK set date/time below”

Professor Goose@thundergoose· Apr 30

I’m not sure why the Washington Post used a map from January. Here’s the latest map. It’s gotten worse.

A map of drought in the US. It shows disturbingly widespread drought. Areas of the Southeast and Colorado showing the highest level of drought - D4 or Exceptional Drought.

Professor Goose@thundergoose· Apr 15

Unquestionably Mandy Patinkin. He just seems like such a kindly, trustworthy, comforting soul. Photo by Shayan Asgharnia

A black and white head shot of a very kind looking older gentleman wearing wire rim glasses. He has a gentle smile on his face. He looks like you would trust him instinctively if you met him in person.

Professor Goose@thundergoose· Apr 5

Guess what I did today? Home made blueberry scones. The trick now is to not eat all of them this afternoon.

Eight blueberry scones on a tan silpat baking mat. The scones are off white with tan along the edges and have lots of blueberries. They look yummy.

Professor Goose@thundergoose· Mar 20

Spring (Summer) in California. All from my yard today. There are two hybrid Pacific Coast irises and one California poppy ssp Maritima, or coastal variety