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@velociriker

Rizz ‘em with the tism. 39 year old transsexual dude. Minors DNI. I’ll likely post art and cooking.

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Cid@velociriker· 28d

He has no name. But Baby Boy from Work Parking Lot is baby.

Some guy sitting on the couch. A brown cushion is in the way. A black and white kitten’s head is above the cushion looking curiously

Black and white kitten looking up at the photographer from a wooden floor.

Cid@velociriker· Jul 12

THESE ARE THE TEXTS I WANT TO WAKE UP TO @misskittyf.bsky.social

iPhone texts that read
“LINDSAY GRAHAM IS DEAD”
“[three crab emojis in a row]”

Cid@velociriker· Jun 26

Sickos meme of a strange guy looking through a window going “YES…HAVHAVHA…YES!!”

Cid@velociriker· Jun 13

Sure

Cid@velociriker· Jun 13

My cat Cloud is bigger than Crunchwrap??

A grey tabby month old kitten next to a big Berserk deluxe volume. He is pretty small compared to it

That same kitten a year later is now a very big adult grey tabby next to another big Berserk deluxe volume. He is bigger than the deluxe volume now.

Cid@velociriker· Jun 12

IT STRUCK US TWICE 😭 we currently are taking care of an FIV+ former colony cat that just showed up in our yard. We have five other cats that have all came from CDS

Cid@velociriker· Jun 10

POV: Cloud wants snuggles

Cid@velociriker· Jun 9

Without downloading new pics what is it like to date (and/or be married to) you

Possum meme. A possums yelling about being held super imposed over a sunflower garden. Text reads “Fine! I’ll go! But I’ll complain the whole time.”

Cid@velociriker· Jun 5

Middle age woman going “people are gay, Steven”

Cid@velociriker· May 26

Idk what scared me more: the fact people aren’t realizing this is satire or how I actually was like “shit I am behind on a training module for work???” You tricked my little monkey brain.

A screenshot of the wired article everyone is dunking on. Cleverly to access it, it is shaped like a training module for your workplace going “Awaiting your action!
Required Learning Due”
Highlighted in Red “Due Yesterday.”
Blue button “View Course”

Cid@velociriker· May 21

My favorite Pompeii dig site is Thermopolium of Asellina!!! Like you didn’t have a kitchen in ancient roman cities because that was a fire hazard. Oh someone left this review of it and it gave me a chuckle.

Google review by Mike Natale of the Thermopolium of Asellina. He left 5 stars and said

“Ate here in 79 AD while briefly stopping in town. I found some of the food to be a bit overcooked and ashen. My wife asked for her cappuccino to be extra hot, but it was as hot as Lava. I give it 5 stars for the blackened catfish though, best I've had in 40 leagues.”

Cid@velociriker· May 8

My last thought on the trans discourse around athletics is lol independent pro wrestling gets it better than these leagues.

Beginning screenshot of The Good Place’s bit where Michael is about to exclaim “JASON FIGURED IT OUT? JASON?”

Cid@velociriker· Apr 18

Idk if @fdsignifier.bsky.social is on bluesky much but like..I feel like people should watch his Lupe video. I liked it a lot as a Lupe fan and it really touches on his history. But importantly, it has one of the best left shit posting I have ever. Like his team did a good job on this bit.