Spiro A.G. Numan

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Spiro A.G. Numan@wykstrad· 11h

I have to admit that "President hidden by Tacos and Diet Cola" goes hard.

Twitter post:

This is the size of the place where the coward Trump hid during Operation "TACO".

Where he secretly moved from the "Presidential" plane to another plane by hiding in a food and drinks cart.

TRUMP'S HIDING PLACE

catering cart
President hidden by Tacos and Diet Cola
airport employee
Donald Trump

Spiro A.G. Numan@wykstrad· 2d

Book Cover: Did I Just Argue with a Joke? A Bluesky Educational Series

Spiro A.G. Numan@wykstrad· 7d

Ben Lerner to Matt Dinniman and Allen Levi (jk, I'm sure he's doing fine):

Will Poulter saying, "You guys are getting paid?"

Spiro A.G. Numan@wykstrad· 12d

Link: theonion.com/tearful-trum...

Trump: I probably was abused more than anybody in the history of our country. [social media headline]

Tearful Trump Claims He Was Sex-Trafficked By Epstein. 'I Was One Of His Victims, Weeps President [headline from The Onion]

Spiro A.G. Numan@wykstrad· 16d

Joe Dirt @JOEDIRT • 8/31/18
I got the poo on me!

(Repeat x8)

Spiro A.G. Numan@wykstrad· 17d

We're all going to have egg on our face when it turns out Mitch McConnell was slowly being devoured by an ex-CIA sociopath in an attempt to make a stuttering animal rights activist give up vital information.

drunk girl trying to tell her friends that she thinks they are "weekend at Bernie's" with McConnell, but she has got completely the wrong movie and keeps calling it "doing a Fish Called Wanda" with him and I'm dying

Spiro A.G. Numan@wykstrad· 25d

Panel 1: A man pretending to have a heart attack, telling his would be mugger to "Cry, Argentina..."

Panel 2: The same man, having drawn a gun on the mugger, further specifies, "but not for me!"

Spiro A.G. Numan@wykstrad· 26d

At this point I feel duty-bound to share some of the lyrics from the Travis Scott credits song:

[Verse 4: Travis Scott]
A face (High)
Drown in my feet (High)
Raisin' a fleet (High)
Patrollin' the sea
End in a war
Life on the sand
Dreamin' of land
Sight of a man
Fantasies and dreams (Ooh)
A nightmare, a thought (Ooh)
Night tales and schemes (Ooh)
I nailed the trick
Those spells was sick (Sick, sick)
A lost soul in Troy
My heart growin' old

Spiro A.G. Numan@wykstrad· 28d

Tim Heidecker, eyes half-closed, saying "bawls."

Spiro A.G. Numan@wykstrad· Jul 13

South Carolina residents right now

Panel from Achewood showing Lyle crying and wearing a hat that says "Darlene."

Spiro A.G. Numan@wykstrad· Jul 13

I could fix her

Spiro A.G. Numan@wykstrad· Jul 12

How it started/How it's going:

Tourists taking a picture of a buffalo lounging by a campsite

The same buffalo throwing one of the tourists higher into the air than you would ever want to be

Spiro A.G. Numan@wykstrad· Jul 7

Saving this screenshot for later use

Big Bird with the word "HOT" behind him in large orange block caps, superimposed over a scene from Alfred Hitchcock's The Birds.

Spiro A.G. Numan@wykstrad· Jun 27

@blankcheck.bsky.social, any comment on former Blank Check director John Musker serving jury duty recently?

John Musker Facebook post: Jury duty: Two words that are not welcomed by many.
I just got done serving on a trial in Downtown LA. I did some drawings, not in the courtroom, but in the halls when we were waiting to go into court, and on our lunch break where I sat in Grand Park and sketched.

Quite a cross section of people and fun to draw.

Spiro A.G. Numan@wykstrad· Jun 26

Spiro A.G. Numan@wykstrad· Jun 22

"These knives can do anything! Just ask…Baby Jesus!"
Your basal nervous system wants these knives!
Oooh, these knives!
I think my heart's explodin'! THESE KNIVES!

© 2001 Chris Onstad
www.achewood.com

Spiro A.G. Numan@wykstrad· Jun 13

Disclosure Day (2026)

Two aliens, fresh out of a spaceship, regarding a crucifix. One says, "You know what we need to do? We need to get the fuck out of here, that's what we need to do."

Spiro A.G. Numan@wykstrad· Jun 10

For those of us who need The Format.

Opinion: Pump-action soap dispensers are a disgrace - and I won't put up with them any longer. By Adrian Chiles

Spiro A.G. Numan@wykstrad· Jun 3

Screenshot of TMNT Mutant Mayhem, caption of April O'Neil saying, "That makes me feel like he's a bird."

Spiro A.G. Numan@wykstrad· Jun 3

If you're a longtime fan of @badmachinery.com and check in with the comic every once in a while, the current arc reunites the Mystery Teens (now in their college years) and is a good time to catch up: badmachinery.com/comic/2026-0...