Yabbs

@yabbbs

Alum of both sides of the 2021 and 2023 B1G Championship Games. MN-made.

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Yabbs@yabbbs· 24d

Okay, I'm checking on the Leaf President's Day Cards again on EBay and found another awful/great one:

Adam Shefter and Trump on a Leaf President's Day "Sports" card

Yabbs@yabbbs· 26d

I spent halftime looking at more of those Leaf President's Day cards. This one is simultaneously hilarious and coherent:

Leaf President's Day Card signed by Ryan Day with President GWB also on the card.

Yabbs@yabbbs· 26d

Looks like the science library needed a hand and some cute sticky notes to boot

Four books for the science department library and some sciencey sticky notes from the registry

Yabbs@yabbbs· 29d

There was an incident while I was running errands

Mosby the Rottweiler Dachshund mix, laying on top of two blankets and his flayed and emptied dog bed inside his kennel. The foam filling of his bed is no longer inside the bed and is strewn around the inside and outside of his kennel

Yabbs@yabbbs· Jul 15

Phil Foden and Cole Palmer right now:

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Just sitting around the house tonight w my dog. Felt like I should be doing something important, but couldn't put my finger on it.

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From the Olympics when Phil Kessel didnt get selected for the US team

Yabbs@yabbbs· Jul 15

One of the decks in my rotation is your version of this from a season or two ago that I called "JacketDanmammu" might update it to that list. I've been swapping between these two decks when I'm not running your Dormammu

OnlyJeffs. A deck built around variants containing Jeff's and a coherent deck surprisingly coalesced.

A deck peek deck built around Monstro to help clue in Iron Lad, Kraglin, and Esme.

Yabbs@yabbbs· Jul 15

Henry Cavill loses a sword fight to a man in love with a rock.

Describe your favorite movie as boring as possible

Yabbs@yabbbs· Jul 15

I snagged this lunch yesterday for that exact reason.

Yabbs' TBell order yesterday:
Supreme Luxe Box

MTN DEW® Baja Blast™ Zero Sugar

- Medium

Remove Ice

Chalupa Supreme - Chicken

Remove Lettuce

Add Black Beans

Add Onions

Beefy 5-Layer Burrito

Add Slow-Roasted Chicken

Add Grilled

Crunchy Taco

Add Beans

Remove Lettuce

Add Onions

Chips and Nacho Cheese Sauce

$9.10

Yabbs@yabbbs· Jul 14

I don't understand how this works, but does this mean we share birthdays?

My Pantone Birth Chart Palette

Aries Sun, Libra Moon, Virgo Rising, Pisces Venus. Colors: #E8472E #B68AA8 #A8BFA0 #B6A4D8.

SUN

Aries Sun

Signal Flame

MOON

Libra Moon

Dusty Orchid

#E8472E

Closest Pantone match: 7417 C

RGB 232, 71, 46

#B68AA8

Closest Pantone match: 2058 C

RGB 182, 138, 168

RISING

Virgo Rising

Clean Fern

VENUS

Pisces Venus

Watercolor Lilac

#A8BFA0

Closest Pantone match: 2404 C

RGB 168, 191, 160

#B6A4D8 Closest Pantone match: 264 C

RGB 182, 164, 216

pantonecolors.net/pantone-birth-chart

Yabbs@yabbbs· Jul 9

Mo was a little excited to go in the car.

A black and brown blue that is Mo excitedly moving in preparation to go in the car.

Mo sitting more calmly but now just his tail is blurry. There is a gif of this by Bluesky hates me and won't let me upload it

Yabbs@yabbbs· Jun 30

Sickos Committee merch
IN THIS HOUSE, WE BELIEVE
THE SUN BELT IS THE FUN BELT
PLAY MORE BOWL GAMES

NEVER KICK A SAD FIELD GOAL

PUNTING IS WINNING

GREAT TEAMS COVER

HAWAI'I IS THE NIGHTCAP

WEEKNIGHTS ARE FOR THE MAC

RUN THE TRIPLE

LET THE BAND PLAY NECK

ALL FOOTBALL IS GOOD FOOTBALL

Yabbs@yabbbs· Jun 26

It's a little S-gel party in here! (My hand looks super weird to me for some reason)

My pasty hand holding a blue Sharpie S-Gel pen

Yabbs@yabbbs· Jun 22

Mosby/Mo Mopert Mopey Bean Beanie Weenie Beanus Weenus Jumping Bean String Bean Silly Bean Green Bean (This is not an exhaustive list)

A picture of Mosby the Rottweiler/Dachshund mix with a very sad begging face

Yabbs@yabbbs· Jun 17

An emoji kitchen concoction that combines poop emoji and a donut. Which feels very Jelly Roll.

Yabbs@yabbbs· Jun 12

I started an Instagram to try daily gratitude journaling. Today's unwritten entry is about going for a trail walk with Mo this afternoon to clear my head. Grateful that I have this cute park a 5 min drive from my house that I can do a 1 mile loop. It's been a tough week. Sunday was 3 months...

A rottweiler-dachshund mix in a purple and green harness going for a trail walk in a wooded county park. It's a bluebird day in the sky and the sun is diffusing through the trees creating a beautiful pattern on the path

Yabbs@yabbbs· May 29

Caught myself with a nice look in the shade on Memorial Day.

White mid-30s dude with gray in his beard and hair, smirking at the camera while the mirrored sunglasses show some reflection of his forearms and hide his exhausted eyes from a long day of yard work.

Yabbs@yabbbs· May 11

Somehow Palpatine Returned meme, but it says Sabato for Aaron Sabato

Yabbs@yabbbs· May 9

Big win #1 directed towards my MIL

A spring-y bouquet with daisies tulips, snap dragons, and roses. The vase sits on a white granite countertop.

Yabbs@yabbbs· May 8

How about a throwback to PJ and Mo lounging?

Just two goofy part Rottweiler boys, zonked on their sides.

Yabbs@yabbbs· May 8

Enjoy Mo looking extremely long.

Mo meerkating in my kitchen, staring directly into camera

More of an action shot of Mo meerkating, now staring at his treats on the counter.

Yabbs@yabbbs· May 8

Fuck it. I guess I'll facereveal today. I may have been influenced to purchase an in-division rival's hat a few weeks ago.

A selfie of a man with graying beard, in front of a tree he's forgotten the name of and wearing the new Royals City Connect hat, despite being a Twins fan.

Yabbs@yabbbs· May 5

The comedy of the images the bird feeder camera selects on occasion is amazing.

A pair of cardinals (one each male and female) with the female cardinal staring into the camera with a "is he still behind me?" kind of look

Yabbs@yabbbs· Apr 27

Not my most creative bet, but how else to fight Sunday Scaries than donating money.

A donation to NAPW: $10 for every season since my Freshman year (2007), that lowa scored above the Brian Ferentz Line (325)

Spencer Hall in overalls and a gingham shirt looking happy(?) under the donation total of $120 + fees

Yabbs@yabbbs· Apr 23

They installed AI-powered cameras to assist with putting trash in the correct bins in our cafeteria. It has this big emoji face that takes up 95% of the screen and doesn't show the useful information.