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Instead of repeatedly contacting Pete Ricketts to beg him to do the right thing (he rarely does), wouldn’t it be a better use of your time to load up your vehicle on Election Day with vehicularly-challenged, but sane voters and remove him from the Senate once and for all?
Looks like detritus from the FIFA merch tsunami has washed up on the shelves of discount/overstock bodegas, awaiting reuse as empty Xmas ornaments of celebrants afflicted with sugar diabetes @cynicalgirl1957.bsky.social @tuocodem.bsky.social @pamspaulding.bsky.social @holybullies.bsky.social
If Hawley disgusts you, you probably won’t want to watch any old campaign ads for Nebraska’s current governor…
Quite an achievement for Elon’s baby to fail worse than the Edsel (described by contemporary critics as “an Oldsmobile sucking a lemon”) Fun fact: one of the Edsel models was called the “Pacer”—a badge moniker that American Motors used for one of its 70s vehicles—that also tanked bigly.
Replace “Senator” with “Pete Ricketts” and “Alaska” with “Nebraska” Then replace Ricketts
Jimothy, the newly famous, genetically-challenged (short-spined) raccoon of Seattle’s Ballard district, is now an “Easter Egg” on the Roku City screensaver. I try to keep up with these things. @holybullies.bsky.social @cynicalgirl1957.bsky.social @tuocodem.bsky.social @maxsdad.bsky.social
@tuocodem.bsky.social @holybullies.bsky.social @pamspaulding.bsky.social The deaf-to-irony freaks ranting in the Wall St. Journal’s editorial pages are very concernstipated about DEMOCRATS not defending their party. Be very afraid, poors. Commies are queering your shot at becoming trillionaires.
Find of the day. $7.99 each and they’re LIGHT!!! Ask me where in #Omaha.
Finally China has answered my need for an electric dump trike (not a typo) with a load capacity within 30 lbs of a vintage 4-cylinder Ford Ranger.
First U.S. screwworm case since 1960s detected in 3-week old calf—one day after Ag Sec Brooke Rollins refuted a claim by that the insects were just one mile from the TexMex border. Rollins quickly blamed Biden “open-border policies” and the “resulting illicit cattle movement.”
@tuocodem.bsky.social @pamspaulding.bsky.social @holybullies.bsky.social @rcdewinter.bsky.social Waymo needs more adventurous customers! Not these “horrified” wimps. Bonnie and Claude? AI Capone?
@nebraskadems.bsky.social @tuocodem.bsky.social @pamspaulding.bsky.social @holybullies.bsky.social Meanwhile, as a greater, more contagious threat looms…
Looks like someone tried to pull off a bumper sticker supporting Palestinians. Has anyone seen Mike Flood in East Omaha lately? (Just kidding. Flood doesn’t sweat the small stuff while appropriating your taxes for block-busting bombs for Israel to rearrange the rubble and buried corpses in Gaza.)
Attention Reddit and X critics of the Trump administration: The DOJ has subpoenaed your banking information @tuocodem.bsky.social @pamspaulding.bsky.social @holybullies.bsky.social @nebraskasower.bsky.social
Say, Bari Weiss—where was @CBSNews coverage of Israeli torture and rape allegations—reported by CNN, NBC, the BBC and many others? Hmmm? Instead, CBS (& ABC) reported Israel was looking into reports that flotilla members were merely made to kneel & listen to Israel’s national anthem.
Here’s what happens to people DHS puts in its “terrorist” database (the one they conceal) for merely observing its actions. Do you like living in East Germany? x.com/motherjones/...
The only thing I will watch on @CBS for the foreseeable future will be new episodes of Matlock. After that CBS can go down with the Ellisons for all I care.
Dump Sen. Ricketts day: Tuesday, Nov. 3, 2026 @tuocodem.bsky.social @maxsdad.bsky.social @nebraskadems.bsky.social @osbornforne.bsky.social
@tuocodem.bsky.social @nebraskasower.bsky.social I mostly watch KMTV (its anchor is also a very smart reporter) but what’s up with the weird pauses in her idiosyncratic delivery? She sounds like a graduate of Mother Murky’s Home for the Halting with post-graduate coaching from Max Headroom.
And these are its enablers. You can fire the one on the right in 6 months. Do so.
@pamspaulding.bsky.social @holybullies.bsky.social @nebraskasower.bsky.social @rcdewinter.bsky.social The size of St. Jude’s hoard, er, “reserve” is “staggering” 👇👇👇 www.propublica.org/article/st-j...
Caturday cuteness saboteur: An English bulldog with an actual Brit in #Omaha @wonkette.bsky.social @holybullies.bsky.social @davidbadash.bsky.social
Today in @Google AI hallucinations! 1. Shakespeare wrote King John 369 years before he was born! 2. He DID write “gild the lily” not “paint the lily”!