And…. Another preposterous title. Another problem that wasn’t there before he created it. Another perfect example of ‘Everyting Trump Touches Dies’.™️ @therickwilson.bsky.social
Massive cock up at the Telegraph. Cannot believe this got past the subs with the names the wrong way round.
Update: Now not entirely sure this is a bot. Appears to be another part of the anatomy entirely:
Ok. We’ve now reached the stage where I think it could be EVEN FUNNIER if @countbinface.bsky.social ruled himself out. Imagine Nige standing against himself in a circular one man wanking competition which would be a perfect metaphor for his entire political philosophy. Go on my Lord. Make it so!
Hard to think of more definitive evidence that Farage is f**ked:
This is not jewellery Greggles! This is an act of WAR. Reclaiming the shores of Blighty from the criminal infidel in his flotilla of attack dinghies. Like a despicable PARODY of Dunkirk! Proudly I raise it aloft in our nation’s capital citadel!! 🏴 Etc etc. (Thank you. I’ve got these too. Big fan:)
Heading into London with THIS on my wrist. That’s right. I’m DANGEROUS. #watchmen #jewelleryladies
Well doesn't *that* just sum up the state of the planet in 2026:
Unbelievable. Not content with toasting ‘the ‘RA’ and giving shout outs to paedophiles on Cameo, your favourite political party CEO now appears to be attempting some sort of feeble impersonation of Michael Caine.
You have to hand it to Trump. Not many people could claim to understand sport and prove quite how comprehensively they don't in the same sentence.
Quite something to think a World Cup that was beset by problems - mostly to do with Trump, but also the US (hydration breaks, late kick offs, extended halftime,) was shaping up to be a superb tournament, and yet still Donald Trump found a way to ruin it just when it started to get really exciting.
Funnily enough I was reading *this* story when your notification came up. 🙄
‘Man of the people’ you say? ‘Just a regular bloke’ on the side of working people? Working people who couldn’t dream of earning in a year what he’s been paid for 12 HOURS??? Why it isn’t illegal for MPs to take these sort of payments is utterly beyond me, but it f***ing should be. Paging Mr Burnham…
Maybe so Alan, but his handmade Hannibal Lecter impression is an absolute whirl at parties.
What a shame Jonathan Cecil is no longer around to play him in the film.
Does anyone know anyone who refers to the England football team as ‘The Lions’? Thought you were meant to be a patriot you 🔔🔚… 🦁🦁🦁
Call me a bluff old traditionalist, but I’ve never particularly considered ‘trading strikes’ as one of the defining features of a ceasefire.
Oh FFS The Telegraph you ridiculously predictable reactionary twats:
Always love this quote from one of my heroes. Even if we might need to replace ‘men’ for ‘human’. (It just doesn’t scan so well!)
Well, h/t to @iandunt.bsky.social for making me spit my cornflakes in my coffee:
How are you meant to read this, from Lindsey Graham, with a straight face? The MOU will be beneficial to the US in the sense the strait that was open before they started dropping bombs will be open again now they have decided to stop dropping bombs. Almost like dropping bombs was the problem.
And let us at least agree on the worst shirt in World Cup history by a considerable mile…
For a 4-D chess grandmaster, I am slightly surprised that self-proclaimed genius Mr D Trump cannot see how the Iranian regime might react to his statement in a way that would make him look like a clueless, failing, tactically inept blowhard twat.
To be honest, I don’t much like racists calling us ‘woke creeps’ Rupert, but them’s the breaks.