Andrew Bloom

@andrewbloom

Freelance Culture Writer with bylines at Slashfilm, Consequence, and The Spool. Head full of Simpsons quotes & Mountain Goats lyrics. Email: theandrewblog [at] gmail [dot] com

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Andrew Bloom@andrewbloom· 13d

I'm latecomer to Doctor Who, so imagine my surprise when The Doctor rigged up the TARDIS's new "Time-Space Visualiser", and I discovered that the series had done "Interdimensional Cable" nearly half a century before Rick and Morty did!

Ian, Vicki, and Barbara staring at a circular technological device with a small round screen showing a scene from Earth's past.

Rick and Morty sitting on their couching watching the trailer for a movie called Two Brothers via Interdimensional Cable

Andrew Bloom@andrewbloom· 23d

I have zero proof that Andrew Lloyd Webber ever watched a single second of Doctor Who. But man, with the way these anthropomorphic bee guys from an early episode of the BBC series look, sound, and act, I could swear they were a precursor to the musical felines from CATS.

Three fuzzy, anthropomorphic bees frantically wave their arms at one another.

Three fuzzy, anthropomorphic bees and a human gather around a sort of interstellar radar device.

A human woman looks on as two fuzzy, anthropomorphic bees converse with one another inside a large ant hill

A fuzzy, anthropomorphic bee stands proudly as it spreads its ornate, luminous wings.

Andrew Bloom@andrewbloom· 24d

My journey through Classic Doctor Who has unexpectedly led me to none other than Julian Glover as Richard the Lionheart! Can I get an amen from @veerswatch.bsky.social?

Julian Glover as King Richard the Lionheart stands in the foreground looking pained and contemplative while William Russell as Ian Chesterton stands in the background looking wary.

Andrew Bloom@andrewbloom· 25d

Me, watching a 0-0 World Cup final after 100+ minutes of play:

A post reading, "I love her lack of energy, go girl give us nothing!"

Andrew Bloom@andrewbloom· 27d

Edward Cullen lurking behind Bella Swan and saying, "Woudst thou like to live deliciously?"

Andrew Bloom@andrewbloom· 27d

TV Serendipity is: watching both Doctor Who and the X-Men fight gigantic alien bugs in the same day. #TVSerendipity

The mutant villain Omega Red stands behind a horde of giant alien bugs as Wolverine's red boot is in the foreground.

Doctor Who and Ian stand around a large machine while giant ants menace them.

Andrew Bloom@andrewbloom· Jul 15

The BBC's "I, Claudius" mini-series ends just before Emperor Nero ascends to the throne. So given that the two shows were produced by the same studio, I'm taking Doctor Who's wild and raucous run-in with Nero as the canonical follow-up to Claudius' misadventures on The Beeb.

The First Doctor, in Ancient Roman garb, looking across at Emperor Nero, while his young companion, Vicki, stands between them.

Andrew Bloom@andrewbloom· Jul 12

This is what it felt when the writers on Doctor Who just slotted in Vicki immediately after jettisoning Susan.

A screen cap from The Simpsons with The First Doctor as Homer, holding Ian as Maggie and saying to Barbara as Lisa, "I know you miss Susan, but all we have to do is go down to the pound and get a new screechy teenager!"

Andrew Bloom@andrewbloom· Jul 6

This idea came to me when I overheard the Rick Springfield song shortly after I'd seen the latest Toy Story movie, and I decided it had to be inflicted on the rest of you too. Do you think we could get Sarah McLachlan to do a slow sad cover/rewrite?

Andrew Bloom@andrewbloom· Jul 5

Studio executives, scheming to push Millennials' nostalgia button even harder than they already are:

A screencap from X-Men '97 where the top panel features a wide shot of Apocalypse declaring, "I must strike them at their most vulnerable," and then second panel features a close up shot of his furrowed brow with him adding, "The 1990s."

Andrew Bloom@andrewbloom· Jun 24

I mean...I get it. But I'm still kinda offended...

A holding page for texashistory.unt.edu which reads "Gauging your humanity...This may take some seconds."

Andrew Bloom@andrewbloom· Jun 21

Me, when Daredevil shows up in Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man:

The top panel sees Spider-Man about to try a roundhouse kick on Daredevil during a nighttime rooftop fight. The bottom panel sees, Bentley Wittman, a scientist character from the show voiced by Paul F. Thompkins, asking, "What is this, a crossover episode?"

Andrew Bloom@andrewbloom· Jun 19

Happy World Cup!

A Simpsons meme, where the top panel features Bart Simpson mooning a crowd with the score "USA 2, AUS 0" written on his behind, and the bottom panel features an angry Australian crowd agitating at him from behind a gate.

Andrew Bloom@andrewbloom· Jun 19

Watching Doctor Who for the first time, and I found Susan's farewell surprisngly affecting! She wasn't my favorite member of the original quartet, but her evolving dynamic with her grandfather was the best part of character's growth, and I like the idea of him appreciating her need to put down roots

Susan has a faraway looking while holding the key to the TARDIS in one hand and her new fiance's hand in the other.

Andrew Bloom@andrewbloom· Jun 13

Happy World Cup!

Homer Simpson saying to Marge, "You can thank your lucky stars we don't live in Paraguay!"

Andrew Bloom@andrewbloom· Jun 11

Imagine my surprise!

A screencap of Homer Simpson looking pensive and remarking, "Wait a minute...regular ants, English matchbox, tedious murder subplot...That was our planet! You maniacs!"

Andrew Bloom@andrewbloom· Jun 11

Seems like everything's going great with the Doctor Who franchise right now, so it's probably an ideal time for me to end my break and start season 2 of Classic Who! We're headed to the Planet of Giants!

The First Doctor fiddles with dials on the central control panel of the Tardis while Barbara looks on. The title "Planet of Giants" is superimposed over the image.

Andrew Bloom@andrewbloom· Jun 10

I randomly heard Chuck Mangione's "Feels So Good" twice this week, and I'm taking it as a sign from the universe that I should watch more King of the Hill.

A drawing of Chuck Mangione in a black fedora and red jacket playing his flugelhorn in an episode of King of the Hill.

Andrew Bloom@andrewbloom· Jun 10

My new favorite crack ship is Susan B. Anthony and Buffalo Bill Cody, who had a memorable (low key sweet) interaction at Chicago's Columbian Exposition in 1893! (h/t to Patricia Morse for the summary)

A passage that reads: "As the Board of Lady Managers debated about their response to the issue of Sundays at the fair, Anthony, who was not a manager, was cornered by an angry clergyman, who demanded to know where she stood. According to Shaw, this was the result:

"If I had charge of a young man in Chicago at this time," she told the clergyman, "I would much rather have him locked inside the Fair grounds on Sunday or any other day than have him going about on the outside."

The clergyman was horrified. "Would you like to have a son of yours go to Buffalo Bill's Wild West Show on Sunday?" he demanded.

"Of course I would," admitted Miss Anthony. "In fact, I think he would learn more there than from the sermons preached in some churches."

When William Cody heard about the encounter, he wrote her a note and invited her to the Wild West Show. When she showed up with her squad, they got box seats. When Buffalo Bill rode into the arena on his gleaming white horse with the spotlight shining on him, he rode to the box seats, rose in his stirrups, swept off his hat, and made a sweeping box. Anthony in turn, rose to her feet, bowed, and waved her handkerchief to the roar of the crowd."

Andrew Bloom@andrewbloom· May 30

Me, starting Daredevil Born Again:

A screencap of Lisa and Bart Simpson with forlorn expressions exclaiming, "Not Foggy!"

Andrew Bloom@andrewbloom· May 27

I had to do it.

The infamous bear suit scene from The Shining with Kubrick as the gentleman and the lemur as the bear.

Andrew Bloom@andrewbloom· May 27

I can't explain it, but this lemur at the Fort Worth Zoo looks like Stanley Kubrick.

On the left is a fuzzy, wide-eyed lemur with a reddish-brown coat and distinctive eyes, and on the right is famed director Stanley Kubrick.

Andrew Bloom@andrewbloom· May 27

Trish's mom looks distractingly like Hillary Clinton in the s3 flashback episode of Jessica Jones. I assume that's intentional, given that those scenes are conspicuously set in the 1990s. But still!

Rebecca de Mornay as Dorothy Walker, with blonde hair, bangs, and makeup reminiscent of Hilary Clinton.

Andrew Bloom@andrewbloom· May 24

A screen cap of Homer Simpson with text edited to read "Wait! I have an idea. These W(indso)rs will give me the quick energy I need to (beat Samoa Joe)."

Andrew Bloom@andrewbloom· May 24

Me, every time I learn something new about Phyllis Schlafly:

A confused-looking SpongeBob Squarepants saying, "The Fash-Phyllinging Schlafler?"

Andrew Bloom@andrewbloom· May 23

If nothing else, Frieren is a goldmine for memes.

Frieren the elf mage crouching in a meadow and replying to a passing traveler that, "I believe you. I just can't bring myself to care."

Andrew Bloom@andrewbloom· May 20

A screencap from The Simpsons where one radio deejay asks another "Why are you doing this to me?"

Andrew Bloom@andrewbloom· May 18

Disney's original vision for Star Wars in its theme parks is dead. What replaced it is comforting but common. I wrote about the new version of Galaxy's Edge, what it means for Star Wars fans and theme park enthusiasts, and the loss of ambition it represents. andrewbloom.substack.com/p/an-elegy-f...

A title card for the article with a nighttime shot of the Millennium Falcon section of the Galaxy's Edge theme park. Overlayed on that image is the title, which reads, "An Elegy for the Star Wars Land That Never was" with a subtitle that reads, "A big transition comes to Galaxy's Edge at Disneyland, and Disney admits that there is no try."

Andrew Bloom@andrewbloom· May 18

Season 2 of the Netflix Punisher show was a marked step down from the season 1, but Agent Madani improved a lot between seasons. The character was pretty dull in s1, but the writers found compelling new places to take her in s2, and Amber Rose Revah leveled up her performance to match.

Amber Rose Revah as Dinah Madani in season 2 of The Punisher, leaning over a foe while wearing a bloody shirt.

Andrew Bloom@andrewbloom· May 16

Bluesky apparently flagged this meme as sexually suggestive(???), so I'm lodging an appeal.