Hendel Thistletop
@belchingdragon
No matter where you go, there you are. There's nothing wrong with going nowhere, so long as you're going fast. But drink up. There's always a boom tomorrow. Dude/Dude FCKNZS
Memories may be forever. Theme park memorabilia, maybe not so much. 😏🤷♂️
Return of the Living Dead day is the only thing I'm celebrating today. 🤨
On the day that It finally happens, I'm going to need to borrow one of those Jewish Space Lasers. For reasons. Science reasons.
Apparently today is Flag Day - I’m going to choose one that doesn’t make me feel embarrassment and shame.
Too nice a day to wear shorts and somehow also way too nice a day *not* to.
These were the *headliners* - the top of the bill! “…and many more!” Was Kid Rock not answering his phone? 😂🖕🍊🤡🐘
And we're fucking speedrunning it in 20 years, not 500. 🤦♂️🤬
Any time I have lunch with a train chugging by overhead that’s a win. Riding the bike through some lovely twisties all the way up there and back down is even better.
Never mind true intelligence. The machines have mastered sarcasm. *Now* we’re fucked. 😏
For splashdown happening in just a few hours, Earth still looks so far away…
Went looking for Lemonade insurance’s privacy policy and found this little gem buried at the bottom of it. 😂👍 www.lemonade.com/privacy-policy