how come they called it alcohol instead of “brain lidocaine” and i have proof

these are Christmastime cinnamon-scented pine cones. i took this picture at the grocery store today, August 15th, 2026

here’s the worst Marge

additional pausas de hidratación were needed

pausa de hidratación

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surely these are related

honey, he's just a pitcher on a declining Giants squad, Logan Webb can't hurt you meanwhile, Logan Webb:

dinner for this Saturday, a day which is otherwise unremarkable

happy Eastern Conference Finals everybody, let’s pray for a Game 7

🦩🦩🦩🦩✅ 🦩🦩🦩🦩✅ 🦩🦩🦩🦩✅

Torts: “focus on finishing off the Avs, keep your eyes on the prize, don’t let your attention waver” also Torts:

🦩🦩🦩🦩✅ 🦩🦩🦩🦩✅

good news: my fridge holds at least 56 cans of Alani

rolling into the Met Gala

just win baby!

celebrating the spaüs’s birthday with a mostly homemade dinner. the potatoes were pre-made, everything else was me. reverse-sear ribeye, smothered green beans, twice-baked potatoes.

how corny is this? right answers only

all you had to do was ask! long weekend out-of-town

“what’s the deal with cancer?”

Hollywood in shambles

i’ve added two more hats for good luck

got the hats set out!

me setting my fantasy lineup

Logan Webb on the mound tonight

just win baby!

in the ancestral lands