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anxious millennial blamy 🎂@blamy· 28d

Holy shit it got better.

The sickos meme shirt but it says SICKOS ARE CALLING AND I MUST GO. And the meme face is floating over mountains

A portrait of Ghostface, Captain Spaulding, and Sam with Hellooooo Amy painted across the top.

anxious millennial blamy 🎂@blamy· 29d

The Official Pin of the Sickos Clown Show. Birthday is off to a GREAT start.

anxious millennial blamy 🎂@blamy· 29d

… BUT WHY CANT WE USE IT AS STAIRS????

A sign at the top of an escalator to at has been fully blocked off reads:

This escalator has been turned off to assist in energy conservation.
Elevators remain fully operational.
Thank you for helping us do our part.
We apologize for the inconvenience.

anxious millennial blamy 🎂@blamy· 29d

Hell yeah my breakfast guys messed up my order and gave me a bagel instead of a roll! A good surprise!

An egg and cheese on an everything bagel

anxious millennial blamy 🎂@blamy· 29d

anxious millennial blamy 🎂@blamy· Jul 13

Time is a flat circle

anxious millennial blamy 🎂@blamy· Jul 11

Updated ingredients with correct quantities. No you do not need 750 potatoes

6 skin-on, bone-in chicken thighs
60 g roasted pistachio kernels (ideally unsalted, but salted works too
1 garlic clove, peeled
10 g basil or flat-leaf parsley
4 tbsp extra-virgin olive oil
1 tbsp red wine vinegar
1 tbsp runny honey
For the potatoes
750 g small new potatoes, halved if larger
Salt and black pepper
3-4 tbsp extra-virgin olive oil
Juice of ½-1 lemon

anxious millennial blamy 🎂@blamy· Jul 11

I nailed dinner tonight and I’m feeling really proud of myself. The formatting is bad but the recipe is in the alt text ✌️

Ingredients
6 skin-on, bone-in chicken thighs
60 roasted pistachio kernels - (ideally
unsalted, but salted works too)
1 garlic clove - peeled
10 basil or flat-leaf parsley
4 extra-virgin olive oil
1 red wine vinegar
1 runny honey
750 small new potatoes - halved if
larger
Salt and black pepper
Method
Place the potatoes in a large pot and
cover with cold water. Season very
generously with salt (potatoes really
need it!). Cover and bring to the boil.
Reduce the heat and simmer for 10-
15 minutes, or until the potatoes are
tender.
While the potatoes cook, debone the
chicken thighs. Place one of the
thighs skin-side down on a chopping
board.
Use a small, sharp knife to cut along
the bone to expose it, then slide the
3 extra-virgin olive oil
0.5 lemon
knife underneath and cut it out,
keeping close to the bone to avoid
losing meat. Repeat with the rest of
the thighs.
Pat the thighs dry and season them
on both sides with salt. Arrange the
thighs in a single layer, skin-side
down, in a cold, large non-stick or
cast-iron pan.
Set the pan on a medium heat, then
cook , undisturbed, for 12-15
minutes, or until the skin is deeply
golden and releases easily from the
pan. Flip the thighs and cook them
for another three to five minutes, or
until cooked through.
While the chicken cooks, drain the
potatoes and tip them into a large
mixing bowl. Add the extra-virgin
olive oil and lemon juice to taste,
season with salt and pepper and toss
to coat. Set aside to cool slightly.
In a food processor, pulse the
pistachios and garlic until coarsely
chopped. Add the basil or parsley,
extra-virgin olive oil, vinegar and
honey, and blitz to a chunky, pesto-
like sauce (alternatively, you can do
this in a pestle and mortar). Taste,
and season with salt and pepper.
To serve, spoon the pistachio
vinaigrette over the crispy chicken
and serve with the lemony potatoes.

anxious millennial blamy 🎂@blamy· Jul 9

It’s extremely this vibes

anxious millennial blamy 🎂@blamy· Jul 9

The anakin/padame meme top left : everybody dies. Top right: but not me right?
Lower right: right?

anxious millennial blamy 🎂@blamy· Jul 7

Husband has been getting into making mugs.

A simple coffee mug with an illustration of Jay Baruchel as Steven from “Undeclared” in the shower singing “I’m a sexy robot I’m a robot who likes sex”

anxious millennial blamy 🎂@blamy· Jul 5

The horse was not ready to hang with strangers but it didn’t seem to mind that we were there.

The horse. It’s a dark brown maybe black horse but the coat isn’t shiny black like movie horses. It also has some white striping but no it’s not a zebra I’m not making a dumb alt text joke. There’s a stripe on its face and one that would outline the saddle if it had one on.

anxious millennial blamy 🎂@blamy· Jul 5

We only hung out for like 15 minutes because we didn’t want to disrupt their evening too much. We had NO idea it was even there. Just that there was a horse in the barn so we wandered over to look at it. Then BAM this lil friend comes right up to us.

JB petting that Donkey. The donkey is so happy to be pet.

anxious millennial blamy 🎂@blamy· Jul 5

Two updates: A limb completed its fall out of the tree while we were outside. It landed perfectly along the walkway and caused no damage or injury. We made friends with a donkey who lived next door.

Big ol dead tree limb. You can’t see it but the main section is over 6” in diameter and stretches back another couple feet. Husband said it was at least 150lbs

A donkey! We were just walking by and it came right up to get gentle pets. The other two (another donkey & a horse) in the background were appropriately wary of strangers.

anxious millennial blamy 🎂@blamy· Jul 4

We rented a stupid nice house in the middle of fancy nowhere and brought the cats so we can avoid our terrible neighbors this weekend Highly recommend doing that.

Pugsley doing a *great* job of hiding in the couch

anxious millennial blamy 🎂@blamy· Jul 2

As we’re barreling toward a weekend of stupid temps (and probably a summer of them) I highly recommend getting a couple of these and tossing them in the freezer if you can. It won’t magically make things cooler but you will be able to handle it easier.

An image of a bed buddy - a big tube full of rice sized pieces. Copy is below

DEEP SOOTHING THERMATHERAPY®
PROVIDES DOCTOR RECOMMENDED
MOIST® HEAT
Soft material for moist heat therapy
Premium stitching
THE ORIGINA
BED BUDDY
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Natural fill
Handles made of premium nylon roping

anxious millennial blamy 🎂@blamy· Jun 28

Fascist straights during pride

birdsrightsactivist @ProBirdRights
I am feel uncomfortable when we are not about me?

anxious millennial blamy 🎂@blamy· Jun 25

Marina to Harley 🤼‍♀️

Leela from Futurama saying “I have sweaty boot rash”

anxious millennial blamy 🎂@blamy· Jun 23

Apparently our new morning ritual is everyone try to keep Blamy from leaving for work

Blamy sits holding a cup of coffee. Pugsley (a big splotchy type longhair boy- he’s like a cow cat but the spots are tabby stripes not black) and Dean (the tiny tortie who almost blends into my pants & Pugsley’s giant dome) are vying for lap space.

anxious millennial blamy 🎂@blamy· Jun 21

“Deanna Dean Mayor Deanbeano Winchester [government last name] you have been BAD” - me to the goblin that has discovered she can scale some open shelves and I know this because she knocks down stacks of dish towels to do it.

The above mentioned tiny tortie lounging like a gremlin. She’s got her pointy back feet straight pointed straight in front of her because shes sitting on her bum like a person.

anxious millennial blamy 🎂@blamy· Jun 20

Post one photo of a painting that you took with your very own hands (if you feel like it). Technically a poster but it’s an old one that would have been painted then printed.

anxious millennial blamy 🎂@blamy· Jun 19

It’s done I did it

The deck platform I cut & installed myself. Husband helped with staining & moving all of this wood like 4 times.

anxious millennial blamy 🎂@blamy· Jun 18

“Where it’s at”

anxious millennial blamy 🎂@blamy· Jun 18

There is so much going on here right now. 🤼‍♂️

MJF and Lexi and Don and Kyle and dunkzilla and Andrade and el cmon and Brian cage and Okada and azucar and Lance and Greg

anxious millennial blamy 🎂@blamy· Jun 16

This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

My ham and cheese sandwich with lettuce tomato pickles and mayo.

anxious millennial blamy 🎂@blamy· Jun 13

You don’t understand. She’s my emotional support chicken burrito.

The Puebla Mexican Food stall at Essex Market. We go way back.

anxious millennial blamy 🎂@blamy· Jun 12

When you listen to Bob Vylan and they say to have a chickpea curry so you make a Jamaica chickpea curry.

A chickpea curry before the important step of simmering all together and becoming a meal.

anxious millennial blamy 🎂@blamy· Jun 12

More like Tie Mont Spelling Bee

Guy Montgomery hosting the Guy Mont Spelling Bee wearing a very loud die that is paisley and stripes and dots. Yes all of them at once.

anxious millennial blamy 🎂@blamy· Jun 9

Oh this is a brag moment, talk about memorized how about building shelves from your stocking muscle memory?

It’s me, blamy, in front of my homemade blockbuster new release style shelves.

anxious millennial blamy 🎂@blamy· Jun 9

We don't usually see each others headers. Here's mine. Quote post with yours?