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butter bean@blobulouscat· 19d

the sheer number of idiocies on exhibit in this single image is boggling and deeply uncomfortable the self-humiliation kink as a critique of stupid poasting has been overdone but good lord this is way too much of a virtual desperate hand-in-pants display

butter bean@blobulouscat· Jul 12

this is one of tbe most pathetic labels i've run across

from @antiantiai.bsky.social an account label they apparently are quite fervid about that reads

'AI SLUR USER
uses slurs for ai in earnest (i.e., not mention or mockery of the concept) or defends doing so'

does this mean 'slop' because bad news my guy

butter bean@blobulouscat· Jul 10

still from Monty Python and the Holy Grail of the cave opening that houses the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog

butter bean@blobulouscat· Jun 26

his are def twisted, the little schemer

an orange and white cat asleep in a plush fuzzy bed, but only legs are really visible from this angle causing it to appear to be a cat tied in a knot or maybe just random cat parts (from where??? and WHY???) flung in a pile

butter bean@blobulouscat· Jun 22

Leo StenchFoot MurderBoi Orinjest One and Bean Sackbutt Blobular Purrbuckets after those it just devolves into delighted noises mostly ending in -oojie

an orange and white creamsicle cat viewed from above, halfway under a sofa and with the dilated pupils of a maniac about to do some serious (not serious) shredding of limbs

a fat little dilute calico, peacefully asleep propped up against a pillow, she was snoring like a bandsaw

butter bean@blobulouscat· Jun 18

let's make really, really certain and give it another twist

Uncle Fester from The Addams Family with his head in a large industrial clamp which seems to have been very, VERY securely tightened down. seems entirely secure and appropriate from his cheerful expression

butter bean@blobulouscat· Jun 13

leggy OUT wait, no, not like that

an orang and white cat, deeply asleep in his fluffy donut bed, but in such an awkward position and buried so deep in that he appears to be no more than a random collection of legs tossed into the bed

butter bean@blobulouscat· Jun 4

ah foo, back to patiently waiting pre-orders are a blessing and a curse

butter bean@blobulouscat· May 31

elegance even asleep

a gray and white tuxedo cat splatted across a cushion, asleep on her back? sort of? half on her side, her back legs twisted to lie flopped open, generally giving off an air of a discarded wet rag

butter bean@blobulouscat· May 20

cat check point: relinquish your most recent cat picture on your phone

the Bean administering healing purrs while i was feeling less than perky this morning

butter bean@blobulouscat· May 20

CHEE-HOOWAH-HOOWAH

a pic of your average standard chihuahua doge, a nice enough pup that does not deserve it’s rep as a nervous bitey little bastard

butter bean@blobulouscat· May 18

“are you human” fuck off into the sun

the above-quoted post that from @5catdad.bsky.social reads: “When you say "white people" that separates you from me.
And I am on your team. Fuck skin color.
Are You Human.
If you are we are on the same team!
FUCK this color shit!”

imagine posting this to a Black activist remarking on how tiresome it is when white people center themselves in race dialog and being mad because i guess you still have an all lives matter sign in your yard

butter bean@blobulouscat· May 13

@dochackenbush.bsky.social nailed it

a little void of a cartoon kitty with very, very large yellow eyes peering at you from a yellow background; the majority of kitty’s body is taken up with the word CRIMES also in yellow. according to doc, he is not entirely full, merely 97%, but in numb’s case looks like might be as high as 98.5% currently

butter bean@blobulouscat· May 8

Kansas socks

butter bean@blobulouscat· May 6

you should be exceedingly jealous

pic of a playbill from The Miller Theater in Philly last night featuring Rhiannon Giddens, with the stage lit in the background. if you have never reveled in her music and history lessons you’ve missed out on phenomenal talent of a rare sort

butter bean@blobulouscat· May 4

a brilliant actor and, unsurprisingly, a superb narrator. everything he voiced was simply golden, not least of all one of the finest adventures ever

cover of Michael Chabon’s Gentlemen of the Road, a medieval adventure across Iran and the Caucasus mountains, wonderfully narrated by Andre Braugher and so chock-full of tasty turns of phrase that his casual mastery is on full display. highly recommended short listen at under 5 hours

butter bean@blobulouscat· May 3

@jcsalterego.bsky.social has already exceeded his Good Posts limit, H O W

screenshot from just a few minutes ago wherein Our Hero jerry declares, ‘making good posts until people stop saying “jerry no.” day 1’

i clicked on it to find ‘post not found’ and i am BEREFT

butter bean@blobulouscat· May 2

he bumped it briefly to 98.5%

an orange and white cat peering out from half-under a sofa, on his back, pupils blown wide, about .3 seconds before he brutally lightning-paw attacked a corner of blanket hanging about half an inch over the edge of the same sofa. still a total sneak, 10/10 silent stalker/surprise attacker at 15yo

butter bean@blobulouscat· Apr 30

i don’t play 20 questions with creepy men who can’t understand that their creepiness derives from their inability to see and respect boundaries, fuck off into the sun

screenshot from That Thread on faine g’s tl regarding horrible men who cannot view women as complete persons. he plays the same game as the Original Douchebag in repeatedly ‘just asking questions’ after demonstrating the same creepiness about teen girls that he claims to abhor. shun.

butter bean@blobulouscat· Apr 30

assumption confirmed

dingus wordily confirms my assumption with: “We're on a mostly-pseudonymous internet forum. We're yelling at the shadows we project onto the swirling profiles around.
I don't know you, I only see a tiny sliver of your thought, as prompted by all the other slivers around. It's not conducive to appreciation of your full individual humanity.”

butter bean@blobulouscat· Apr 30

i mean, there’s *more* if you also want to delete them, but then you’d have to pretty much delete your account

again, a screenshot of a questionable reply from the dingus Divnoláska:
"is it natural for men to try to have sex with children"?
I'm just saying that must necessarily, by definition, depend on where the line of child/not child is drawn.”

butter bean@blobulouscat· Apr 29

hoo boy

screenshot from the tl of the above-referenced dipshit (who hasn’t yet been embarrassed enough by his bad takes to kindly disappear) responding to another post more than 2 weeks ago with: “There is an actually important distinction here: A person needs to be genuinely deviant to be interested in pre-pubescent children; But 15-year-old girls register as naturally attractive to the average man.
The "DON'T!" block is *learned*

butter bean@blobulouscat· Apr 29

screenshot from the Wikipedia entry for the metamorphic rock Cummingtonite, the favorite of romance geologists everywhere

butter bean@blobulouscat· Apr 26

you got a short memory sweetie, if you forgot your party boy inspired this

the ‘rope. journalist. tree. some assembly required’ t shirt from 2017 that gained popularity after an incident at a trump rally

butter bean@blobulouscat· Apr 20

he’s been gone a while now, but things were, and still are, better for having him around for 13 years

a ridiculously fluffy brown/black/white mutt with a great poof of a tail, on his back on a neighbor’s lawn, rolling and growling and sneezing huge open-mouthed happy sneezes

butter bean@blobulouscat· Apr 11

am i hallucinating or would you also call it tumblr-speak, this sort of thing has been reliably cracking up since i first ran across this god knows how many years back

a tumblr classic: an extremely fuzzy photo of a lemon sliced in half on a white background and labeled in a black lowercase sans serif font at the bottom: lemn

butter bean@blobulouscat· Apr 11

worth a peek in, very cute and good styling and why are these so funny

buttons featuring colorful photos of delicious foods, all labeled normally such as: shramp. kepchup. peesh. spinch. hamber. must have trained my phone thoroughly on this sort of thing because it accepts them all without suggesting corrections EXCEPT for ‘hamber’ and i am extra amused now

butter bean@blobulouscat· Apr 11

i’m an easy mark for a laugh anyway, but i find these unreasonably funny

a series of buttons featuring attractive, colorful pictures of various foods, all labeled correctly in what i think of as tumblr-speak: spinch. strawbebby. corm. shramp. pobcorm. hamber. kepchup. brogle. cheam creems. peesh. you get the idea, there’s a bunch more and what’s making me laugh even harder is looking at my phone accepting all these as actual words, uncorrected, except HAMBER which it wants to change to anything else, gawd

butter bean@blobulouscat· Apr 11

lol, i’d just created a Libro.fm account and idly scrolled to see if i was missing any important works and LO! there was a notice of a Murderbot preorder. i hit that buy button SO FAST and will soon reap that reward

screenshot of a libro.fm account purchase of Platform Decay by Martha Wells dated February 9, 2024. yes, i am rabid for Murderbot

butter bean@blobulouscat· Apr 10

@samhainpress.bsky.social pendant’s here and lovelier than the photo, tysvm