Brittle (Working on: False Fruit v2)

@brittlelizard

she/her free Palestine gamedev and writer

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Bluesky

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Brittle (Working on: False Fruit v2)@brittlelizard· 3d

A YouTube comment
Gamemaker Engine Is Insanely Good im using it for around 4 yrs its SO Efficient and Stable (Not gmrt)
Btw i make bad games

Brittle (Working on: False Fruit v2)@brittlelizard· 3d

I like to watch GameMaker's YouTube tutorials even for things I already know how to do, but honestly I'm scared to go deeper on this one

A screenshot from GameMaker's latest YouTube tutorial "Make Platformer Feel More Organic"

Brittle (Working on: False Fruit v2)@brittlelizard· 3d

This is close, but the problem is it looks like shit and costs $600. Who the fuck that has actually written in word processing software would use one of these

Brittle (Working on: False Fruit v2)@brittlelizard· 6d

A Reddit post titled Game developer help?

The text just reads "Does anyone know how to copy a game"

Brittle (Working on: False Fruit v2)@brittlelizard· 6d

Shadow the Hedgehog would not comfort you with kind words or hugs. He would call you weak for eating bad food, tell you to deal with it yourself, and walk away.
Why Shadow Won't Help
He is cold: Shadow does not care about your stomach ache.
He is busy: He has to fight bad guys or ride his motorcycle.
He has high standards: He thinks getting sick from bad food is a foolish mistake.

What He Might Actually Do
Glare at you: He will look at you with total disgust while you groan on the floor.
Insult you: He might call you pathetic and say Maria would not have eaten bad takeout.
Leave the room: He will Chaos Control out of your apartment because he hates the sound of your suffering.

If you want, I can tell you how other Sonic characters (like Sonic or Amy) would react to you being sick instead.

Brittle (Working on: False Fruit v2)@brittlelizard· 6d

my favorite part is its header is the exact same image

Brittle (Working on: False Fruit v2)@brittlelizard· 6d

Seeing this makes this incredibly bizarre post I found earlier even more bizarre

The above post copied-and-pasted, but with a picture of an older man shocked at the grocery store

Brittle (Working on: False Fruit v2)@brittlelizard· 7d

New strategy to keep people from opening important files in my games

Brittle (Working on: False Fruit v2)@brittlelizard· 12d

It is incredible how bad a bad Bluesky account is

Brittle (Working on: False Fruit v2)@brittlelizard· 12d

you turn away for a second and when you turn back im standing there like this

an illustration of me with a guitar-shaped lump in my neck

Brittle (Working on: False Fruit v2)@brittlelizard· 13d

added some lighting to Camellia's room since it's supposed to be more of a moody, oppressive environment.

An RPG Maker screenshot with a textbox that reads: It must have been two hours or so since you started playing with your stuffed dove.

Brittle (Working on: False Fruit v2)@brittlelizard· 14d

I'd be very wary of the #1 enjoyment winner in the GMTK game jam for now. Download-only with no screenshots, quarantined page, and previously some obvious AI-generated comments. When people pointed out their suspicions, comments were just disabled.

WARNING: This Page Has Been Quarantined
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Regions this account has connected from: India and Poland
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Brittle (Working on: False Fruit v2)@brittlelizard· 19d

I hate gamers dude

I never took Pong seriously because the only strategy really is keeping the paddle horizontally aligned with the ball as far as I'm concerned.

Brittle (Working on: False Fruit v2)@brittlelizard· 20d

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Brittle (Working on: False Fruit v2)@brittlelizard· Jul 16

a search for beebo that automatically shows the result for the 2018 Horizon Air Bombaedier Q400 incident

Brittle (Working on: False Fruit v2)@brittlelizard· Jul 16

this is my favorite interaction I've ever had on bluesky

Brittle (Working on: False Fruit v2)@brittlelizard· Jul 8

This is all hooked up through Juju Adams's Iota, so you can slow the game down in a natural way too. Or make it 4x as fast so it's unplayable I guess

Brittle (Working on: False Fruit v2)@brittlelizard· Jul 8

Brittle (Working on: False Fruit v2)@brittlelizard· Jul 8

This is technically the third version of this game so far. I made a demo when I first started using GMS2, but I was so bad at programming it was falling apart. V2 demo was more fun and actually had friends speedrunning it, so I'm trying to lean into that. #GameMaker #indiegamedev