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Coll@collinius· 9d

When Marsha got a bunch of teeth taken out, the vet was a little concerned she didn't eat much at the office. Got her home and she immediately housed half a can of wet food. She's recovered well :)

Some sort of creature. A critter if you will. No one knows what kind. Small, white, big pointy ears and a pink snoot. Resting said snoot comfortable on a pillow.

Coll@collinius· 21d

Skreeonk!

A black cat laying on its side, screaming a poorly drawn atomic blast into the heavens

Coll@collinius· Jul 6

Car makers announcing new models @trangirlismo.bsky.social

A round peg is labelled "Well known nameplates"
The round hole "Sport sedan"
Rectangular hole "two door convertible"
The half round hole "Hot Hatch"
The square hole "two row crossover"
I wonder which hole they'll pick...

Coll@collinius· Jul 3

I've worked at this company for 16 years. But I'm a tech. Being left in charge of the office feels like

Still of the classic Spiderman animated TV show. Spidey barely shoulders above an office desk. A framed photo of J. Jonah hangs on the wall behind him.

Coll@collinius· Jun 21

Forgive the reflective photo @dreadships.bsky.social but I saw this at my parents' house and thought you might find it neat/could tell me more.

A black and white photo titled British Battleships in St. John's Harbour depicting British battleships in St. John's Harbour circa 1901. Taken from the dock, a large four funnel warship is pictured in the middle of the harbour with smaller one and two funnel ships in the background. A small (by comparison) two masted sail boat sits in the foreground.

Coll@collinius· Jun 5

Coll@collinius· May 28

The image stuck in my head through the back half of the latest @wtyppod.bsky.social episode @postoctobrist.bsky.social @donoteat.bsky.social

An unsuspecting soviet missile guard is about to find out what a 3-1/8" socket can do.

Coll@collinius· Apr 20

Some sheep loafs from working in the field yesterday.

Six sheep laying together on brown early spring grass. Five have tan fleeces with dark heads. The one black sheep lays in the middle of the group with a white stripe down her face.

Coll@collinius· Feb 25

Comic panel of just the coolest dude ever. He's got everything. Popped polo collar, shutter shades, short spiked hair, lower lip bite, single finger gun. Just so unbelievably cool. For real

Coll@collinius· Feb 18

This is what every ASMR style video feels like to me explosm.net/comics/kris-...

A six panel Cyanide and Happiness comic
A human cries "Gasp! An alien"
The green alien replies "not just any alien. I'm a personal space invader!"
The alien then shuffles in very close to the human who remarks "Golly. That sure is uncomfortable"

Coll@collinius· Jan 26

Can I offer you Frosted Mini Sheeps in these trying times?

Six Shetland sheep, five beige one black all covered in snow, wait impatiently for their evening grains.

Coll@collinius· Jan 16

Coll@collinius· Nov 17

Dick Van Dyke executing his Standing Medium Kick. The red hitbox covers his extended right leg and his hurt boxes cover his torso and left leg.

Coll@collinius· Aug 25

No new pictures. Where are you at mentally?

Plastic Man pours white powder from a box into his extended lower jaw.
The box is labelled: powder that makes you say "yeah"
He's saying "yeah"

Coll@collinius· Jul 2

I know they don't look impressive. But this is really thin wall tubing and I have a very cheap flux core welder. Managing to not just blow clean through the tube every time is a huge step up for me.

A piece of thin walled half inch tube with three to four inches of spotty welds going up the side. They are not pretty.

The same tube after the welds are ground down. It's more or less continuous with a few pin holes. It's just a tent pole, it's fine.

Coll@collinius· May 30

Dealing with long stock means offsetting your jointer like the deck of an aircraft carrier.

A long thin piece of lumber runs off the table of a small 6" jointer. The whole setup is set about 15 degrees to the left to avoid the table saw on one side and mitre saw on the other.
An ancient shopvac sits below, gamely trying to manage the dust.

Coll@collinius· Apr 19

Went to a model train show with my dad today. Neither of us have ever been. So many layouts, but I found this module really charming.

A dual H-O scale railway with a green Canadian National diesel locomotive hitched up red open top bulk cars. It is modelled as a small inlet with a fishing village. The background board continues the appearance of the rocky shore going out to sea.

Coll@collinius· Apr 16

I've found my new favourite pizza dough recipe. If I get my shit together enough to make it the night before and rise in the fridge, it comes out so good.

A, quite frankly, delicious looking sheet pan pizza.
Pepperoni, pickles and mozzarella, if you're curious.

Coll@collinius· Mar 24

Might've started a bit late this year, but we have our first bottles of maple syrup in the fridge.

A boiling pot of maple sap on an electric stove. After boiling off most of the water on a burner outside, I bring it inside to finish.

Two clear swing top bottles filled with golden brown maple syrup. One is full to the shoulder and the other about one third, about 700ml total. The result of boiling nearly 30L of sap.

Coll@collinius· Mar 22

So MANLY today, I CUT TREE SHOOT GUN CUDDLE MARSHA

A mighty pile, that is five four-foot logs, of pine and a cute as a button 12 inch DeWalt electric chainsaw

Side view of me in a plaid sweater and wide brim yellow hat. Prone with a wood stock 22 bolt action. The leather stock wrap has a beautiful knot pattern worked into it by my best friend.

Marsha is a small white goblin of a dog with big ears and a pink nose. My point of view of her flopped on my chest on the couch.

Coll@collinius· Mar 18

Adding brightly coloured @2mello.net albums to my collection like General Grievous. A basement flood killed my receiver, but I will get these spinning.

2 Mello's latest vinyl release, a translucent red and blue set of records for Sounds of Tokyo-to Future. Sitting under them is the mixed blue/green vinyl release of Memories of Tokyo-to

Coll@collinius· Mar 15

I have a genuine affection for this particular tree. Every year it provides a steady flow of sap. Only 4 taps this year. Might add more in a couple days, but 6 was a handful last year.

Coll@collinius· Mar 14

Marsha is definitely some kind of tube.

A small white, very tube-like dog. No feets, no legs, just ears and toob

Coll@collinius· Mar 1

New mechanic milestone reached. Hail Mary tool modification. It...sort of worked. The important thing is, the check engine light is off again. This car will die when I say it can.

A silver 17mm deep socket that has been, let's say creatively, modified with an angle grinder.

Coll@collinius· Feb 2

A small grey parakeet labelled "me" drinking a bright green liquid with a straw from a hurricane glass labelled "that gay shit" with the caption BIG SIP

Coll@collinius· Jan 27

Took me two years to get around to it. But the chimney is relined and we have a new (to us) wood stove. Just lovely

A wood stove full of logs cheerily burning away.

Coll@collinius· Jan 8

Eldin_Ring.jpg

A person in a ballistic helmet with just a small eye slit holds a pistol by their head, pointed towards the sky.

The text reads:
I do not know who I am...
I don't know why I'm here
All I know is that I must kill

p.s. they have the trigger discipline and finger placement of an orangutan

Coll@collinius· Dec 31

Taking pictures of the TV like I'm doing a Let's Play in 2004. I think the first version I did in FM4 had more decals, but I'm still pretty happy with this.

Coll@collinius· Nov 24

I'm really enjoying the gameplay loop of

Meme with a Deadly Voltage warning symbol and a casket
Text: Uh oh, you made a serious fucky wucky. Now you have to get the in forever box.

Da Share Zone Meme of a skeleton in a full sprint pose
Text: Just walk out. You can leave. Work, social thing, movies, home, class, dentist, clothes shoppi (sic), too fancy weed store, cops if your (sic) quick, friend ships
IF IT SUCKS... HIT DA BRICKS
real winners quit

Coll@collinius· Nov 22

This is Marsha. Sometimes she pretends to be sosig.