Josh Collinsworth

@collinsworth

Designer/frontend dev; writer; maker of and ; CSS enthusiast; notorious React critic; dad (jokes|bod)?; Nintendo fan; musician; progressive. Opinions my own (if that). Currently @ Deno.

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Josh Collinsworth@collinsworth· 5d

Download this app to learn how to make the big bucks...which apparently requires having your right hand attached to your left arm.

The icon for an iOS app called "Breadwinner Academy" which is an Education app with a 5.0 rating. The icon is an obviously AI-generated muscular left arm, curled and holding a torch and a $100 bill. It's unclear how the bill is being held, actually, because it appears to be just partially behind the hand holding the torch, and also, the hand is clearly a right hand, despite the fact that we're seeing a left shoulder.

Josh Collinsworth@collinsworth· 16d

Correct; on Chrome proper, you get an install prompt (which devs can customize, to some degree). The install option is also right there in the menu when you first open it. Admittedly it's a little far down the list, but it's not buried multiple levels deep or under "share."

The Chrome mobile menu open at the top level, showing a list of all the website options, including "install and create shortcut."

Josh Collinsworth@collinsworth· 19d

Just finished 100%ing Balatro for the second time (Switch 2 version and Switch 1 version). AMA.

My Switch 2 stats screen, with a high score of 2.041e22. Highest round is 49, highest ante is 17, most played hand is a pair, most money is $658, best win streak is (only) 6, and progress is at 100%, including 100% collection, challenges, joker stickers, and deck stake wins.

My Switch 1 stats screen, with a high score of 2.292e16. Highest round is 42, highest ante is 15, most played hand is a pair, most money is $487, best win streak is 8, and progress is at 100%, including 100% collection, challenges, joker stickers, and deck stake wins.

Josh Collinsworth@collinsworth· 25d

Sharing because it's more relevant than usual now, and also because at least once a week I think "Journathan" and giggle to myself

Josh Collinsworth@collinsworth· 25d

So good.

Do we throw away our children’s scribbles because they suck? No, we post them on the fridge proudly, because that’s their shitty drawing, that’s their attempt at expressing themselves in this tumultuous world. These cringeworthy words are my cringeworthy words. Your awkward electronic music in Garageband is yours. The quality is not the point. The effort is the point. The effort to achieve some level of quality, some level of resonance in someone else’s heart and mind — that is what’s so embarrassingly, wonderfully, woefully human.

In our limited time alive, we’re all just fallible, feeling beings, reaching out into the void to put our palm print on the cave wall, in hopes that some one else will see it. And isn’t that the real point of it all?

Josh Collinsworth@collinsworth· Jul 2

Today's reason why I hate Safari: The pseudo element behind this rounded button has the same border-radius applied. Safari doesn't care. Safari renders the corners anyway.

Josh Collinsworth@collinsworth· Jun 12

Lots of eye-popping takeaways in this report, but this one hit me the hardest.

7. The most experienced people in your organization are being buried. We call it the senior engineer tax.

AI-generated code presents a specific and under-appreciated challenge for reviewers. It is often superficially convincing: idiomatic, well-named, stylistically consistent with the surrounding codebase. It looks like code written by someone who knows what they are doing. The structural and logical failures, when they exist, are beneath the surface. Catching them requires a reviewer to read carefully, reason about intent, and reconstruct the problem the code was meant to solve, rather than scanning for obvious errors. That is slow, expensive cognitive work, and the data reflects it. Median time to first PR review is up 156.6%. Average time spent in code review is up 199.6%. Median time in review is up 441.5%. The engineers with the deepest knowledge of the system are spending their most valuable hours unraveling plausible-looking code that should never have reached them in the state it did.

Josh Collinsworth@collinsworth· May 30

I asked AI how it knows Idina Menzel is NOT the Loch Ness Monster, and folks: the answer was better than I could've ever imagined.

AI summary: while both are globally iconic forces capable of belting out a legendary roar, Idina Menzel and the Loch Ness Monster are definitively different entities.

An AI-generated list of reasons Idina Menzel is not the Loch Ness Monster, culminating with: "The 'Adele Dazeem' factor: if Idina Menzel were the Loch Ness Monster, John Travolta almost certainly should have correctly introduced her as 'Nessie' at the Oscars."

Josh Collinsworth@collinsworth· May 28

This is one of many reasons I firmly refuse to believe LLMs represent actual intelligence. Intelligence makes mistakes, obviously. But it learns from first principles and is able to apply and build on those to reason through problems. Clearly nothing of the sort is going on here.

I asked Gemini how many J's are in Joshua. It confidently replied:

There are 2 J's in the name Joshua (one uppercase "J" and one lowercase "j").J - o - s - j - u - a

Josh Collinsworth@collinsworth· May 25

I did actually click "show more," in case anyone was curious.

The exact question and response from before with no further elaboration or content; just a mostly blank screen with a prompt at the bottom to "ask anything."

Josh Collinsworth@collinsworth· May 25

This is some people's idea of intelligence.

A Google search, asking "how many R's are in the word 'cookie'?"

The response is: "There is exactly 1 'r' in the word 'cookie' (c-o-o-k-i-e)". (The "k" in the hyphenated spelling is in bold.)

Josh Collinsworth@collinsworth· May 24

This post is an absolute banger.

A good architect’s most important skill isn’t designing systems. It’s knowing which systems not to build. It’s pushing back on complexity. It’s asking “why?” five times until the actual requirement emerges from the aspirational nonsense. It’s telling the CTO that their conference-inspired idea is a terrible fit for the team they actually have.

Claude will never do this. It’s trained to be helpful. Helpful means agreeable. Agreeable means you get an attaboy and a Jenga tower that passes for architecture.

Here’s what the AI-designed architecture looks like in practice.

It’s technically sound. The components make sense in isolation. The patterns are recognisable — event-driven here, CQRS there, a service mesh because why not. It looks like something a senior architect would produce. It passes the squint test.

But it wasn’t designed for your team. It wasn’t designed for your constraints. It wasn’t designed for the boring reality of your production environment — the VPC lockdowns, the legacy integrations, the team that’s never operated Kubernetes in production, the compliance requirements that mean half the managed services are off-limits.

It was designed for the median of everything Claude has seen. A generic best practice for a generic problem at a generic company. Which is to say, it was designed for nobody.

Josh Collinsworth@collinsworth· May 8

See, now THIS is what an unsubscribe page should look like. (This is fullscreen on a 4k monitor.)

Josh Collinsworth@collinsworth· Apr 21

The GameCube was not actually a cube, it was a rectangular prism.

The famous Normal Rockwell "speech" painting, where a man who resembles Abraham Lincoln appears standing in a gathering of people and delivering an unknown important message.

Josh Collinsworth@collinsworth· Apr 20

Perennially useful, but especially with kids. (Honorable mention: "That's whatever you were talking about for ya.")

I'm not familiar with the type of thing I'm seeing

Josh Collinsworth@collinsworth· Apr 13

One of these boxes is an input; the other is a button. UIs this bad should literally be a crime.

Two nearly identical rectangles with thin light gray borders on a white background, both part of a form. The first, slightly wider and left-aligned, says "$57.00"; the, not as wide and center-aligned, says "56.00"

Josh Collinsworth@collinsworth· Apr 2

Ok I've narrowed it down to my top 4

Does anybody else pack underwear for a trip like they're planning on shitting themselves twice for every day they're gone?

I fucking love toast, what absolute genius took a bite of bread and was like "cook it again", unreal

Hi everyone, welcome to ventriloquist club! The first rule here is do not talk about ventriloquist club...with your lips moving.

Haha, just a little joke to get us started. Obviously the first rule is don't fall in love with your puppet.

If your pet does a big stretch, you must tell it "Oooh, big stretch" or you go to jail.

Josh Collinsworth@collinsworth· Mar 31

Revenge.

A NY Times notification: "Why go back to the moon? For the attorneys of NASA's Artemis II mission scheduled to launch Wednesday, the answer is simple."

Josh Collinsworth@collinsworth· Mar 15

The original image of a very unhappy looking sick insect, framed in a 2000s era motivational poster design. The caption on the motivational poster says "stick with it!"

Josh Collinsworth@collinsworth· Mar 7

The game over screen, showing the previous high score and the seed ZLKXP63M

Josh Collinsworth@collinsworth· Mar 6

New personal all-time Balatro high score

Josh Collinsworth@collinsworth· Mar 5

Cool little app: my9games.com/s/6c5444c2b5... I'm kinda missing RPG/strategy but otherwise I think I have a fairly healthy mix of genres here. #My9Games

My top 9 games, in no particular order: Balatro, Hollow Knight, Hades, Mario Odyssey, Celeste, Super Metroid, Braid, Bioshock, and Bastion.

Josh Collinsworth@collinsworth· Mar 2

Confirmed Possibly of note: I know this isn't what you asked, but the top selection seems to extend really far down into the second line when the first line is selected as well

The bottom line selected, but the selection box appears to be lower than the text

Top line selected, overflowing into bottom line

Josh Collinsworth@collinsworth· Feb 13

object-fit: cover;

The box art for a game called Colony Wars, unfortunately cropped to cut off the last letter of each word, making it instead appear to say "Colon War"

Josh Collinsworth@collinsworth· Feb 13

@effinbirds.com bingo

A post on Bluesky by 404 Media headlined "With Ring, American consumers built a surveillance dragnet." Immediately below is the Effin' Birds post saying "Well, that was a fucking waste of resources."

Josh Collinsworth@collinsworth· Feb 1

A Bluesky post by @picklebee.bsky.social, saying "JK Rowling's team invited Jeffrey Epstein to the deathly hallows play into a Harry Potter dinner," with justice.gov links to the corresponding communications.

A reply by another user responds "In 2018. Long after plausible deniability was possible."

A third user adds "Yep. He had to have known she was an unrepentant transphobe by then."

Josh Collinsworth@collinsworth· Jan 27

Pretty cool [sarcastic] how Safari completely ignores website theme color now, and can unilaterally decide to make the menu bar transparent instead, so it shows stuff that should be offscreen, and which *is* offscreen in literally every other browser (like these buttons). 🙃 Great work, Apple.

Josh Collinsworth@collinsworth· Jan 20

It's only *slightly* better than this one, which I'm certain I've dismissed at least a dozen times now, which there is absolutely no way to permanently remove.

"introducing Gemini for Home" pop-up, offering only two options: Not now, or Get started.

Josh Collinsworth@collinsworth· Jan 20

This is so gross of Google. Offering users only two options that are essentially the same thing should be a *literal* crime, not just a UX crime.

Josh Collinsworth@collinsworth· Jan 19

Fun fact: when "the Apprentice" and "the Biggest Loser" both debuted in 2004, NBC accidentally swapped the titles of the two shows.