Matt Botts
@crazyvaclavs
Security and Compliance geek, law school dropout, error-prone computer made of meat. Opinions are my own. Especially the dumb misspelled ones.
I was raised drinking brandy Old Fashioneds and I’ll die (from) drinking a brandy Old Fashioned
Imagine if @danagould.bsky.social campaigned to become a US House Rep entirely as his Doctor Z character
Look at his credits! I’d vote for him if, you know, the colonies hadn’t revolted
Got a hummingbird feeder that has a camera. You could say I’m a bit of a bird voyeur now
All the hits you grew up with, like Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy and Don’t Sit Under The Apple Tree!
Dr Katz Professional Therapist - just as good in 2026 as it was in 1995! Screw you, Paramount - I’ve got it on DVD
I saw this guy was one of the “repainting” contractors. Are we sure it wasn’t an inside job?
My Dad creeped out William Gibson getting him to sign this in the late 80’s
The kicker is - we were in Cleveland Heights, which is a genuinely beautiful neighborhood that is drenched in exhaust fumes
My buddy just sold a huge partnership deal to Amazon and as he was telling me about this great accomplishment, he asked what I was up to I was like, well, I just bought a great sticker of Art Garfunkel, so I’m good
Not sure if Max is too long for this, but I biked my fox terrier around in a front basket for ~10 years. She loved riding up front (with safety measures, of course). Happy riding!!
Shout out to my brave wife who both saved it and photographed it while I repeated “what do we do?”
Gonna look out my slider at 3 am to see Bernie Brewer and Barrelman staring back
Ever asked yourself “What if cocaine was boat?” I present to you, Magic Show
Cool cool cool. Love my uncontrollable OCD thought cycles and anxiety when I’m off meds. Thanks noted heroin addict, RFK Jr.
You’ll never believe this, but the Trump voter had a Totenkopf tattoo too! We have a lot more in common than you would think.
This platform has the juice - it’s in a Netflix comedy show that made it 2 seasons!
Good evening from your benevolent cat overlords. This is your reminder they would like second dinner now.
My poor wife when I blindside her with your insight. “Love, there’s an org chart and everything!”