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Daniel Schultz

@dandadad

Formerly: Crank theologian known as pastordan Now: A nice guy, actually

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Daniel Schultz@dandadad· 12d

I'm shocked, shocked to hear Republican Senators have caved to Trump. Again.

The gang from Casablanca

Daniel Schultz@dandadad· 13d

This is a terrible pun and I am ashamed that I never thought of it.

Jumble for 8/2/2026: "Believing a younger minister could revitalize the church, the elders sought greener 'pastors'".

Daniel Schultz@dandadad· 13d

I want to share with you a poem. "Ice Cream": By Kathy.

Ice cream
By Kathy

Yummy ice cream
Creamy ice cream
You are so good mm
Yummy ice cream
Creamy ice cream
I like your vanilla
Yummy ice cream
Creamy ice cream
I love you like you
Yummy ice cream
Creamy ice cream
Can you be my friend?

Daniel Schultz@dandadad· 17d

Krazy Kat comic strip from 4/4/1944, in (appropriately enough) four panels.

Panel one: Ignatz Mouse peers around the corner of a brick wall at a jaunty-looking tiger. "Now there is a 'Cat' — a grand 'Kat'," Ignatz remarks.

Panel Two: Krazy himself, looking vexed

Panel Three: [Looking over the top of a fence] Krazy turns on her heel to march off in a huff

Panel Four: Back to the brick wall. Krazy marches down the street with a miniature parasol and painted-on tiger stripes, saying "It's jess a metta of 'stripes', folks." Meanwhile, Ignatz looks around the corner again with an incredibly ambiguous expression on his face.

Daniel Schultz@dandadad· 20d

Today in "Bluesky Word Salad Theater":

Trending topics on Bluesky as of 7/25/2026:
1. Emmett Till
2. Mitch McConnell
3. The Odyssey
4. Casey Kasem
5. Troy Jackson

Daniel Schultz@dandadad· Jul 15

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Daniel Schultz@dandadad· Jul 15

Please be advised that the Dandadad favor request line has officially closed for the remainder of 2026.

If you are not on fire, experiencing life-threatening bleeding, offering greater than five figures in consideration or my mother, kindly check back with me at the start of 2027, at which time I will have a more plausible excuse for blowing you off.

If you are my mother: I'm working on it.

Kindest regards,

Daniel Schultz@dandadad· Jul 11

I strongly think you do not need the context here comicskingdom.com/vintage/buz-...

Panel from Buz Sawyer for 3/28/1947. An enthusiastic doctor says "Then we've *got* to escape. We — " Meanwhile a blonde in swim trunks stands at the door saying "Ah how interesting! So you plan to kill Hitler!"

Daniel Schultz@dandadad· Jul 9

Every night with this.

A cat snuggled in my armpit, happy as can be.

Daniel Schultz@dandadad· Jul 7

newrepublic.com/post/212726/... @thenewrepublic.bsky.social

Daniel Schultz@dandadad· Jul 2

Great example of the "full government press" for the midterms predicted by @stevebenen.com on @gregsargent.bsky.social's pod this morning. An email from the SSA I got today:

Daniel Schultz@dandadad· Jul 1

You know what? I think you don't actually hate saying this, Wilbur, that's what I think.

Panel from 06/30/2026 Mary Worth, in which Wilbur Weston proclaims, "I HATE to say it, but once a drug addict former felon, ALWAYS a drug addict former felon!"

Daniel Schultz@dandadad· Jun 28

Can you find six differences between these panels?

Vrbo Facebook ad for two rental properties: one is an A-frame cabin in Lake Geneva, the other is a "Private vacation home in Eureka" that features a bondage rack.

Daniel Schultz@dandadad· Jun 24

Duly noted, User 75476.

Comment from User75476: "I'm done reading Luann. This is too much information for a family newspaper comic strip."

Daniel Schultz@dandadad· Jun 21

No amount of context will make this make more sense, but it's from the manga Nurutto Okuta-San mangadex.org/title/aa83e0...

A bear!? Yes, a derpy-looking bear.

Daniel Schultz@dandadad· Jun 18

@virginiaheffernan.bsky.social

Sideshow Bob flaunting his "Die Bart, Die" tattoo

Daniel Schultz@dandadad· Jun 17

Joined hands meme, one arm displaying an American flag, the other an Iranian flag. Text reads "trump has no idea what he's talking about"

Daniel Schultz@dandadad· Jun 16

Long waits to speak to a customer service representative and verify your information multiple times also sucks.

The American health care billing system is insanely and unnecessarily complicated and therefore creates bloated costs and poor service.

Daniel Schultz@dandadad· Jun 15

Found your problem right here

The data shows there were 3.69 million laying hens in the state. It’s 56 percent lower than the previous April, when Wisconsin had 8.3 million birds.

The state’s total laying hens fell dramatically last September, after Daybreak Foods’ farm in Jefferson County was hit by avian influenza and culled more than 3 million birds.

Daniel Schultz@dandadad· Jun 7

Frackville, I am in you

Onion-domed Russian Orthodox church in Frackville, Pennsylvania

Daniel Schultz@dandadad· Jun 4

Goose meme: "He aces the test every day!" "Which test, Oz? Which test?!"

Daniel Schultz@dandadad· Jun 2

This early birthday cake looks almost too good to eat. You may not have any.

Delicious delicious chocolate cake with chocolate frosting and topped with farm-stand fresh strawberries. You're definitely not getting any of this.

Daniel Schultz@dandadad· May 31

It'll be a right hootenanny

The dance of death, y'all

Daniel Schultz@dandadad· May 30

Hey, looks like Zippy's visiting Milwaukee

Zippy the Pinhead for 5/29/2026, featuring the Milwaukee Art Museum, which is actually a really cool building, so suck it Bill Griffith, and a frozen custard stand.

Daniel Schultz@dandadad· May 30

Hantavirus, of course.

Daniel Schultz@dandadad· May 29

Still from terrible movie John Henry with Terry Crews playing the titular character.

Daniel Schultz@dandadad· May 23

goddammit

Daniel Schultz@dandadad· May 18

Slow your roll Proverbs, don't give him ideas

Proverbs 20:26 A wise king winnows the wicked, and drives the wheel over them.

Daniel Schultz@dandadad· May 18

Whither the left

Barney Frank might not draw a connection between his coming out as gay nearly four decades ago and his coming out against left-wing dogmatism in the Democratic Party today. But the parallel is unmistakable: The 86-year-old former Democratic congressman from Massachusetts is shining a light on a sensitive subject that many people wish he would keep quiet about.

In his forthcoming book, The Hard Path to Unity: Why We Must Reform the Left to Rescue Democracy, Frank contends that left-wingers have saddled his party with a “vote-repelling platform” of open borders, defunded police departments, and “the rule of the pronoun police.” By voicing his criticism of these stances, Frank hopes to give cover to fellow liberals who share his political concerns, if not his courage. “I know most Democrats agree with me,” Frank told me via Zoom from his home in Ogunquit, Maine, where he recently began hospice care. “But they’ve been intimidated out of saying so.” Frank’s physical infirmity had no apparent effect on his mental acuity and, if anything, made his message more urgent. By refusing to repudiate far-left ideas, he said, Democrats “allowed the impression that we agree with them.”

Briahna Joy Gray: "I know many, you know, people on the left who would happily vote for Tucker Carlson before AOC. I'm frustrated by that dynamic because I, you know, I don't want Tucker Carlson to be President, I also can't see myself damaging my own credibility by telling someone to vote for AOC."