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🍁 Dan McNeil@danmcneilwrites· Jul 10

First Page Friday/Fun Page Friday THE LONG SHOT Two brothers, on the run from a Canadian mobster, take the reins in New York gangster Frankie Yale’s audacious plan to fix the 1924 King's Plate. Based on a true story... sort of. #ScriptSky #fea #IP #ISA #firstpagefriday #funpagefriday

INT. STABLES - DAY
Maggie follows a jittery Jack through the stables. He directs her to a stool next to Maternal Pride's stall.
JACK
Wait here a minute.
Billy wears Harry's tiny silks. They're tighter than a sausage skin. Billy pulls at the pant's crotch.
BILLY
I can't feel my balls.
The sound of Cajun Prince's skipping hooves on the ground fills the air. It's followed by a banshee's HOWL.
MAGGIE (O.S.)
What in the flyin' FOOK?
Jack and Billy rush to Maternal Pride's stall. Maggie, mouth agape, points at Cajun Prince.
JACK
You want the whole story or the Reader's Digest version?
MAGGIE
I'm after the version that tells me why Frankie Yale's plungin' a fortune on a nag that's got the twinkle-toes!
JACK
I know it looks bad --
MAGGIE
Bad don’t even touch the sides! This is a fookin' disaster!
Maggie stares at Billy in Harry's small silks.
MAGGIE
And what do we have here? A wee fairy gettin' in on the craic?
Maggie notices a pair of feet under a horse blanket.
MAGGIE
Should I even ask?
She lifts the blanket and sees the passed out jockey.

Horse against a dark background; The Long Shot; Sometimes the long shot really isn't the long shot; Screenplay based on a true story (sort of...); written by Dan McNeil & Jasmine Aziz; spec script available

🍁 Dan McNeil@danmcneilwrites· Jul 8

Looking for a summer read? Available through Amazon, Barnes & Noble and Chapters/Indigo #summerreads #novel #WW2 #Beatlemania #amazon #barnesandnoble #chaptersindigo

yellow background; The Judas Apocalypse; During WWII, a bookish archaeologist embarks on a perilous quest behind enemy lines to hunt for a long lost treasure that the church has zealously kept hidden for centuries; Can't Buy Me Love; While all of New York is distracted by the Beatles’ Ed Sullivan debut, a revenge fueled ex-con attempts to pull off the ultimate bank heist; books; logos - amazon, Barnes & Noble, Chapters/Indigo

🍁 Dan McNeil@danmcneilwrites· Jul 1

THE LONG SHOT Two brothers, on the run from a Canadian mobster, take the reins in New York gangster Frankie Yale’s audacious plan to fix the 1924 King's Plate. Based on a true story... sort of #ScriptSky #fea #IP #ISA #specscript #screenwriting #scriptsky+ #horseracing #canadianwriters

THE LONG SHOT; Spec Script Available; "Sometimes the long shot really isn't the long shot; Screenplay based on a true story (sort of...); Written by Dan McNeil & Jasmine Aziz; dark background; Horse

🍁 Dan McNeil@danmcneilwrites· Jun 29

A ton o' years a go, my cousin and I had a band, wrote some songs and had a shitload of fun while doing it. Anyway, I've always liked this tune and my talented wife put pics to music and created this little gem (we actually won the 2nd annual NSAI song contest with it). Still catchy as hell...

🍁 Dan McNeil@danmcneilwrites· Jun 26

First Page / Fun Page Friday THE JUDAS APOCALYPSE During WWII, a bookish archaeologist embarks on a perilous quest behind enemy lines to hunt for a long lost treasure that the church has zealously kept hidden for centuries #ScriptSky #IP #ISA #historicalfiction #firstpagefriday #funpagefriday

ANCIENT CHURCH - DAY
Ambroise’s attention is fixed on a faded red stone that is out of place with the gray stones in the floor. As Rourke brushes past the red stone, he exposes a slow-match munition fuse.
Ambroise struggles.
AMBROISE
Do these ropes have to be so tight?
Ambroise yells as Rourke pulls them tighter.
MATTY ROURKE
Yup.
Rourke hears the group returning. In Rahn’s hand is the codex.
DOUG MARKHAM
Nothing down there but a bunch of goddamned bones and that book.
Denninger takes the codex from Rahn and squats down in front of Ambroise.
DENNINGER
What is this, Father?
Ambroise eyes the fuse.
AMBROISE
My wrists are on fire.
(beat)
If you untie me, I will tell you everything.
Markham unties Ambroise.
The priest draws in a deep breath.
AMBROISE
What you hold in your hand is the Apocalypse of Judas Iscariot.
A shocked Denninger hands the codex to Ambroise. The priest declines.
AMBROISE
I know it by heart.
Rahn takes the codex as Denninger opens his notebook.

THE JUDAS APOCALYPSE; Sometimes, the truth should stay hidden; Screenplay by Dan McNeil & Jasmine Aziz; eerie skull with mysterious lettering on it; Spec Script Available

🍁 Dan McNeil@danmcneilwrites· Jun 12

First Page Friday / Fun Page Friday THE LONG SHOT Two brothers, on the run from a Canadian mobster, take the reins in New York gangster Frankie Yale’s audacious plan to fix the 1924 King's Plate. Based on a true story... sort of. #ScriptSky #fea #IP #ISA #firstpagefriday #funpagefriday

🍁 Dan McNeil@danmcneilwrites· Jun 4

Stupid shit smaller than my penis substitute; Trump holding up graphic of pool, Ultraman, original King Kong and original Godzilla

🍁 Dan McNeil@danmcneilwrites· Jun 1

BREAKING: Cletus and Shorty backs out of the Freedom 250 concert...

Two headed banjo player; log background;

🍁 Dan McNeil@danmcneilwrites· Jun 1

BREAKING: The Sourbelly Trio backs out of the Freedom 250 concert

From "Hillbilly Hare"; three hillbilly musicians; animated; Bugs Bunny

🍁 Dan McNeil@danmcneilwrites· Jun 1

CAN’T BUY ME LOVE While all of New York is distracted by the Beatles’ Ed Sullivan debut, a revenge fueled ex-con attempts to pull off the ultimate bank heist... #ScriptSky #feature #adventure #action #IP #beatles #thebeatles #booktofilm #specscript

Color stipes background; Can't Buy Me Love; On February 9, 1964, over 70 million people get ready to tune in to watch the Beatles on the Ed Sullivan Show. Ex-con Sonny Carter wonders - who's watching the banks? ; Based on the novel by Dan McNeil; Screenplay by Dan McNeil & Jasmine Aziz; guitar leans against a suitcase full of money; Spec Script available

🍁 Dan McNeil@danmcneilwrites· May 31

BREAKING: Tex and Edna Boil have backed out of Freedom 250...

Tex and Edna Boil; SCTV; Dave Thomas and Andrea Martin;

🍁 Dan McNeil@danmcneilwrites· May 29

First Page Friday / Fun Page Friday CAN’T BUY ME LOVE While all of New York is distracted by the Beatles’ Ed Sullivan debut, a revenge fueled ex-con attempts to pull off the ultimate bank heist #firstpagefriday #funpagefriday #beatles #ScriptSky #fea #ac #ad #IP #SeRe #40Up #ISA

INT. PLAZA HOTEL - DAY
GLENN COOPER (32) is about to knock on the Beatles' hotel door when it swings open. He finds himself face to face with a smiling young man.
GLENN
Jesus!
Beatles associate NEIL ASPINALL (23) offers his hand.
NEIL
Nope. Just plain old Neil Aspinall. You’re here to see Brian?
GLENN
I am. I'm Glenn Cooper, from CBS.
Glenn follows Neil into the room. SCREAMS echo from outside. Glenn spies PAUL MCCARTNEY (21) and JOHN LENNON (23) with their heads out of the window.
BRIAN EPSTEIN (29) shakes his head.
BRIAN
Boys! I thought I asked you to stop sticking your heads out of the window.
JOHN LENNON (O.S)
It wasn't our heads last time.
GLENN
Everything's set, Mr. Epstein --
BRIAN
Do call me Brian.
GLENN
We'll send the limos on Sunday after --
BRIAN
About that. I was wondering - is there another way to get to the studio? Travel has become a terrible problem because of the crowds.
NEIL
The last time we used a laundry truck.
Lennon and McCartney continue to tease the crowd.
PAUL MCCARTNEY (O.S.)
Look at all the reporters down there.
JOHN LENNON (O.S.)
Someone hand me the tray of pastries.

🍁 Dan McNeil@danmcneilwrites· May 23

#blanchesucks #shyster #ambulancechaser

Charlie Kelly (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia); MatCluck (Futurama); Lionel Hutz (The Simpsons); Uncle Jack (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia)

🍁 Dan McNeil@danmcneilwrites· May 22

First Page Friday / Fun Page Friday THE LONG SHOT Two brothers, on the run from a Canadian mobster, take the reins in New York gangster Frankie Yale’s audacious plan to fix the 1924 King's Plate. Based on a true story... sort of. #ScriptSky #fea #IP #ISA #firstpagefriday #funpagefriday

INT. STABLES - DAY
Maggie follows Jack through the stables. He directs her to a stool next to Maternal Pride's stall.
JACK
Wait here a minute.
Jack finds Billy wearing the tiny silks. They're tighter than a sausage skin. Billy pulls at the pant's crotch.
BILLY
I can't feel my balls.
Cajun Prince's skipping suddenly fills the air. It is followed by a haunting female HOWL.
MAGGIE (O.S.)
What in the flyin' FOOK?
Jack and Billy hurry to Maternal Pride's stall. Maggie, mouth open, points at Cajun Prince.
JACK
You want the whole story or the Reader's Digest version?
MAGGIE
I'm after the version that tells me why Frankie Yale's plungin' a fortune on a nag that's got the twinkle-toes!
JACK
I know it looks bad --
MAGGIE
Bad? Bad don’t even touch the sides! This is a fookin' disaster!
Maggie stares at Billy in Harry's small silks.
MAGGIE
And what do we have here? A wee fairy gettin' in on the craic?
Maggie notices a pair of feet sticking out from under a horse blanket.
MAGGIE
Should I even ask?
She lifts the blanket, revealing the passed out Harry.

🍁 Dan McNeil@danmcneilwrites· May 1

Fun Page Friday / First Page Friday THE JUDAS APOCALYPSE During WWII, a bookish archaeologist embarks on a perilous quest behind enemy lines to hunt for a long lost treasure that the church has zealously kept hidden for centuries #ScriptSky #fea #IP #ISA

🍁 Dan McNeil@danmcneilwrites· Apr 25

Some very cool news this week! #screenwriting #screenwriters #specscript #theBeatles #WW2 #booktocinema #IP #actionadventure #storieswithheart

Blue movie reel background; ISA International Screenwriter' Association; An ISA verified Pro is seeking Epic Action Features; The Judas Apocalypse graphic; In Consideration; An ISA verified Pro is seeking Action-packed Stories filled with heart; In Consideration; spec script available

🍁 Dan McNeil@danmcneilwrites· Apr 24

First Page Friday - Fun Page Friday THE LONG SHOT Two brothers, on the run from a Canadian mobster, take the reins in New York gangster Frankie Yale’s audacious plan to fix the 1924 King's Plate. Based on a true story... sort of... #ScriptSky #fea #IP #ISA #firstpagefriday #funpagefriday

PASTURE
Cajun Prince grazes in the pasture. Billy strokes the horse's coat.
BILLY
All right, boy. Let's go.
As Billy starts to lead the horse to the trailer, Cajun Prince performs a bizarre, dance-like skipping trot.
JACK
(hisses)
Billy!
Billy turns. Jack's chin hangs down to his chest. Billy watches Cajun Prince skip across the grass like a flapper.
BILLY
That? He just started doing that a few months ago. Not sure why.
JACK
What the fuck, Billy?
BILLY
It's not a big deal. I figgered--
JACK
Not a big deal?! Look!
Cajun Prince prances like a Lipizzaner stallion.
JACK (O.S.)
We're fucked.
BILLY
No we're not. Watch.
Billy hums "Ain't She Sweet" to Cajun Prince. The horse immediately stops dancing.
BILLY
See? He calms right down whenever I sing or hum to him.
Billy hums and walks Cajun Prince across the ground. When Billy stops humming, the horse flits across the grass.
JACK
Jesus Christ. He's strutting around like a Times Square hooker.

🍁 Dan McNeil@danmcneilwrites· Apr 10

First Page Friday / Fun Page Friday CAN’T BUY ME LOVE While all of New York is distracted by the Beatles’ Ed Sullivan debut, a revenge fueled ex-con attempts to pull off the ultimate bank heist. Spec Script Available #Firstpagefriday #Funpagefriday #ScriptSky #fea #IP #ISA

INT. PLAZA HOTEL - DAY
Glenn Cooper raises his fist to knock on the Beatles' hotel door when it suddenly swings open. He finds himself face to face with a smiling young man.
GLENN
Jesus!
Beatles associate NEIL ASPINALL (23) offers his hand.
NEIL
Nope. Just plain old Neil Aspinall. You’re here to see Brian?
GLENN
I am. I'm Glenn Cooper, from CBS.
Glenn follows Neil into the room.
At the window, PAUL MCCARTNEY (21) and JOHN LENNON (23) hang their heads out of the window. SCREAMS echo from below.
BRIAN
I thought I asked you fellows to stop sticking your heads out of the window.
JOHN LENNON (O.S)
It wasn't our heads last time.
GLENN
Everything's set. We'll send the limos on Sunday afternoon for the rehearsal.
BRIAN
Yes, about that. I was wondering - is there another way to get to the studio? Travel has become a terrible problem because of the crowds
NEIL
The last time we used a laundry truck.
Lennon and McCartney continue to tease the crowd.
PAUL MCCARTNEY (O.S.)
Look at all the reporters down there.
JOHN LENNON (O.S.)
Someone hand me the tray of pastries.

🍁 Dan McNeil@danmcneilwrites· Apr 2

The U.S. says that the 'Buy Canadian' policy is a trade irritant, and they're hinting at more tariffs... Oh yeah?

Michael Scott (Steve Carell) from the office talking to Pam; "You know what? I'm going to start buying Canadian even harder"

🍁 Dan McNeil@danmcneilwrites· Apr 2

THE LONG SHOT Two brothers, on the run from a Canadian mobster, take the reins in New York gangster Frankie Yale’s audacious plan to fix the 1924 King's Plate. (Based on a true story... sort of) Spec Script Available #ScriptSky #fea #IP #ISA

🍁 Dan McNeil@danmcneilwrites· Apr 2

🍁 Dan McNeil@danmcneilwrites· Mar 20

First Page Friday - CAN’T BUY ME LOVE While all of New York is distracted by the Beatles’ Ed Sullivan debut, a revenge fueled ex-con attempts to pull off the ultimate bank heist Spec Script Available #firstpagefriday #ScriptSky #fea #IP #ISA

CHYRON - NEW YORK CITY, SUMMER 1939
INT./EXT. HUDSON NATIONAL BANK AND TRUST - DAY
White Italian marble counters reflect the morning sun. Customers line up at wickets underneath a cavernous ceiling. A fat SECURITY GUARD dozes on a wooden stool by the door.
Dressed in battleship gray overcoats and exuding misplaced overconfidence, SONNY CARTER (31, tough, fit), MORRIE COOPER (30, chubby, genial), African American AL MURPHY (32, tall, smart) and BERNIE MILLER (30, short, hyper), burst through the main doors.
Sonny strides toward the center floor mosaic.
SONNY
Hands up and nobody gets hurt.
AL
Show them we're not screwing around. Fire a shot into the ceiling.
Sonny grins. He raises his gun to the ceiling and pulls the trigger. A disappointing click. Sonny scowls at Morrie.
MORRIE
You said you didn't want anybody to get hurt so I didn't load 'em.
BERNIE
Want mine?
SONNY
You're supposed to be waitin' in the car!
MORRIE
Doesn't matter. His is empty too.
A SLIM BANK EMPLOYEE (30s) nudges Al.
SLIM BANK EMPLOYEE
You guys aren't exactly Murder Incorporated, are ya?
Al fires his gun into the ceiling, scaring the crap out of the customers.
AL
I always load my own gun.

🍁 Dan McNeil@danmcneilwrites· Mar 13

First Page Friday! THE LONG SHOT Two brothers, on the run from a Canadian mobster, take the reins in New York gangster Frankie Yale’s audacious plan to fix the 1924 King's Plate. Based on a true story... sort of... #ScriptSky #fea #IP #ISA #firstpagefriday

CHYRON - TORONTO, MAY 1924
EXT. WOODBINE RACETRACK - TORONTO - DAY
Under an unusually hot May sun, trainers work out the horses on a heavy track. SPECTATORS mill about on the grounds and in the grandstand.
JACK GILMOUR (24, tall), in a stylish cotton jacket, deftly rolls a silver dollar across his knuckles. His brother RUSS (26, strong), in a casual shirt and suspenders, slurps ice cream from a cup. EUGENE MARTINI (40s, chubby) waddles over.
He fans himself with his racing form.
EUGENE
My nuts are meltin' into my Oxfords.
Eugene side-eyes Russ.
EUGENE
Heard you guys were at Fusty's.
(beat)
How much ya lose?
Russ gives him a low, muted whistle. Eugene wipes his forehead and flings the sweat away.
EUGENE
Christ, everybody knows that little lunatic runs a fixed game.
(beat)
Except for you two, apparently.
Who ya got?
Jack holds up five fingers. Eugene scans his racing form.
EUGENE
"Hay Fever. Forty to one." The long shot? He finished out of the money in his last five races, Jack.
(beat)
I changed my mind. Fusty Fraser isn't the lunatic. You are.
Jack smirks. The "First Call" trumpet BLARES. He kisses the silver dollar for luck. At the bell, the gates fly open. Powerful thoroughbreds tear up the heavy track. Hay Fever immediately slips to the back of the pack.
EUGENE
Maybe he needs a push.

Horse against black background; "Sometimes the long shot really isn't the long shot; THE LONG SHOT; Screenplay based on a true story (sort of...); Screenplay by Dan McNeil & Jasmine Aziz; Spec Script Available

🍁 Dan McNeil@danmcneilwrites· Mar 6

THE JUDAS APOCALYPSE During WWII, a bookish archaeologist embarks on a perilous quest behind enemy lines to hunt for a long lost secret that the church has zealously kept hidden for centuries. Semifinalist, Austin Film Festival 2024 Finalist, Barnstorm Fest 2024 #ScriptSky #fea #IP #ISA

🍁 Dan McNeil@danmcneilwrites· Feb 27

Fun Page Friday - THE LONG SHOT Two brothers, on the run from a Canadian mobster, take the reins in New York gangster Frankie Yale’s audacious plan to fix the 1924 King's Plate. Based on a true story... sort of. Spec Script Available #ScriptSky #fea #IP #ISA #firstpagefriday #funpagefriday

Horse against black background; "Sometimes the long shot really isn't the long shot; THE LONG SHOT; Based on a true story (sort of...); Screenplay by Dan McNeil & Jasmine Aziz; Spec Script Available

🍁 Dan McNeil@danmcneilwrites· Feb 24

CAN’T BUY ME LOVE While all of New York is distracted by the Beatles’ Ed Sullivan debut, a revenge fueled ex-con attempts to pull off the ultimate bank heist. #ScriptSky #fea #ISA

🍁 Dan McNeil@danmcneilwrites· Feb 21

Steven Cheung modelling his new cool shades...

🍁 Dan McNeil@danmcneilwrites· Feb 17

(in honor of “The Year of the Horse” 😉) THE LONG SHOT Two brothers, on the run from a Canadian mobster, take the reins in New York gangster Frankie Yale’s audacious plan to fix the 1924 King's Plate. Based on a true story... sort of. #ScriptSky #fea #ISA #yearofthehorse

🍁 Dan McNeil@danmcneilwrites· Feb 16

I knew this bitch reminded me of someone...

Ghislaine Maxwell; Brains from "Thunderbirds"

🍁 Dan McNeil@danmcneilwrites· Feb 13